two ripe oranges and one thick forest between two paths makes guys being magaed since 85 A.D

drnairalov:
leme not say much paid for her catering training... even bought her oven almost 60,000 naira... long story short i had a best friend who was very rich...him nd ma babe always insult themselves at any given instance if they see each other....all said and done ma friend and her shud be getting married February...and am here i never even know ma wife . what a cold world.. v forgiven dem sha

eyahhhhhhhhh I find it difficult 2 belive u both were actually dating or maybe u tried pretending nothing was actually going on btw them,anyhow sha stay strong urs will definately come(the best)

ERCROSS:


Chai..
Ladies, dem sabi how to act romantic when they r abt to ask for sumtin..
Especially wen it involves MONEY..

Then u hear her say :: dear, sweetheart, I wanna ask 4 a favor, will u do it if I ask...

Dats y we er specially, gainfully n fearfully made
If we nor call una swit names,una nor go serious

babyosisi:
Hmm romance scam kwa

I don't know if this one qualifies

A puppy love boyfriend and family friend I had back in secondary school found me on Facebook and while we chatted briefly to catch up about our siblings and parents,he gave me his phone number and I decided to call.
During the short conversation I learned his parents and a sibling had died,he had a daughter, was separated from his wife,lived in Abuja
Then he started talking of missing me and strange enough remembered my birthday
next thing I know,he asked me to send him some dollars .
That was the last time I ever communicated with the individual

Hehehehehehe. Don't be stingy ooo

drnairalov:
leme not say much paid for her catering training... even bought her oven almost 60,000 naira... long story short i had a best friend who was very rich...him nd ma babe always insult themselves at any given instance if they see each other....all said and done ma friend and her shud be getting married February...and am here i never even know ma wife . what a cold world.. v forgiven dem sha

ah!

This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who
passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She
was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at
Apapa. She was working with MTN. She had a boy
friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently
transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true
lovers. She spent half of the day and most night
talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family
knew about their relationship. Emeka was very
close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal
differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she
passed away at LUTH, she told her friends:"If I
pass away, please bury me with my cell phone"She
also said the same thing to her parents. After her
death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her
body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so
but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in
church who had the gift of communicating with the
dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the
body and started speaking to himself slowly. After
a few minutes, he said:"this girl is missing
something". Then her friends told them about her
intention to be buried with her phone. They asked
them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and
placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they
tried to carry the body which could now be moved
and they carried it away easily. Everyone was
shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday,
Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so
shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe
because he still spoke with Lola the previous day,
He then tried calling her phone again in their
presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and
they were chatting. They called the priest to come
and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5
hours,It was revealed that MTN is everywhere you
go. Chill! Don't hate me yet, because I'm also
looking for the idiot that composed this......lolz.
But u like gist sha!Oya pass it on!

Billyonaire:
Who hasnt fallen for these girls is lucky.

I didnt even know she was playing me, I loved her like nothing else in this world and I thought she was in dire straits, before I knew it, I was down in lust/love triangle and I spent over 600,000 within a semester of time for a girl who I discovered was also using the funds to pay rent for the boyfriend who eventually became her husband. The marriage has failed and she cries to each time she remembers she is supposed to be a wife of Billyonaire. I purposefully invite her and the sisters to my house and tell them the story. They reap what they sow.

Bros, u can lie for Africa! That was some good exxagerations bro

iv4fb:



Bros, u can lie for Africa! That was some good exxagerations bro

Not at all. Not at all. Which part of it is exaggeration ?

iv4fb:



Hehehehehehe. Don't be stingy ooo

Send him money ke when I am looking for a mugu ,someone wants to have me magar-ed
Chukwu aju

Medunah:

Loool, it actually took me a min to get wat u were saying, just came online though

so can you ?

Billyonaire:
Not at all. Not at all. Which part of it is exaggeration ?

Inasmuch as karma is a bit.ch, its usually not that fast, BTW, life ain't Nollywood.

babyosisi:


Send him money ke when I am looking for a mugu ,someone wants to have me magar-ed

.

Funny enough,he might be in dire needs. These days, we find it difficult to help the needy for fear of SCAM and juju

exthar87:
I won't mind magarizing tosyne2much nd co

If u v not experienced it abeg make I use u do experiment

I have outgrown maga-rizm

Medunah:
30K to get rid of pregnancy?? she wan remove her womb join?? Na u give am belle ni. Professional abortion nor fit pass 10k

**Modified**

Mehn... My dear, e be like say you don tey for this business oooooo. You sha know al the INs and OUTs of abortion.

**Pun intended**

Thank you for the title change. As if women don't get scammed too. Who invented 419 sef, abi no be yahoo boys?

#justreturnedfromwork#
#washsomeclothes#
#visitthelaundrygurlforironing#


#Sits and Observes With A Bottle Of Chilled Coke #

iv4fb:


Inasmuch as karma is a bit.ch, its usually not that fast, BTW, life ain't Nollywood.

Are you poor ?

exthar87:
are u sure
Just once
Idonblvit

Hehehehehehehe... Believe me jhor.. Just once ni jawe

mumumugu:


give me her contact, i am professional mugu

Your moniker has said it all.

It's quite obvious the lady didn't like you. I'm sure she only said that to stop you from pestering her. Trust me..

emusmith:
#justreturnedfromwork#
#washsomeclothes#
#visitthelaundrygurlforironing#


#Sits and Observes With A Bottle Of Chilled Coke #

**While I read your post with a glass of "red-wine"...**

Medunah:
30K to get rid of pregnancy?? she wan remove her womb join?? Na u give am belle ni. Professional abortion nor fit pass 10k

**Modified**

I kno say u don do abortion.

Billyonaire:
Are you poor ?

You want to send me some money?

That's where you miss it, it's not always about money.

Broken marriage, regretting not getting married to you? That's some Nollywood shit, it doesn't make you smarter or wealthier.

Sometime ago during the very busy days of 2go. I added this random chick. We got talking. She had good command of English language which kinda put me on the edge, I was like 'kai! See Ajebo fish!!'


Before I knew it, this girl started telling me ancestral stories oh, of how her mum and dad are based abroad and her brothers just left to join them, and she'll be joining them too soon. That she is sad cos she misses them. I carry my own mouth find trouble wen I asked "why don't u call them?"


Only for her to relay the worst ever "magacious" format that she is seriously broke and that I (now calling me darling at this stage) should pls send her 100 credit

What a poor somebody!! 100 credit?? And ur whole family's abroad?

She probably missed it somewhere I thought to myself

dmcdad:

**While I read your post with a glass of "red-wine"...**

Alcohol?

Stelvin101:


You always smell FP. Are you on steroid?

hahahahaha,i have a good sense of smell

ronald4lif:
I have been maga-rized a couple of times but my first encounter with my first love was the most hit for me. This girl do me no be small. I was spending nothing less than 20k every month on her welfare while we were in uni, I was like her servant and personal driver thinking we were an item, little did I know I was being maga-rized. Though I was the first person to eat the cookie but the experience was full of resentment. I woke up one early beautiful morning to receive a text from my princess charming that she can't date me anymore, no reason at all. I felt like my whole world had collapsed but never asked her why or pleaded. That was the last communication until 3years down the line she's been stalking me every where with tales by moonlight stories. If I narrates what I spent on this babe ehh una go pity. I hope I never be maga-rized to such extend again. Won't even wish such for an enemy

ah!

am the first to comment**** omg *blushing****

jemijas:
It's quite obvious the lady didn't like you. I'm sure she only said that to stop you from pestering her. Trust me..

You're right. I finally read the OP. Either he's making up a story for laughs, or the girl was trying to get him to leave her alone. Because, I mean, come ON.

But trust NL guys to buy it.

tosyne2much:
so can you ?

Yup and i have
Or can i what?? Dunno if we are talking about d same thing

**Modified**

englishmart:
a friend of mine (girl) and I were chatting on Facebook. She told Me she's very sick.

Me. Ehya sorry o. What's wrong with you?

She... It's fever o...

Me.....Chai sorry eh! Hope you've taken your drugs?

She .....
Not yet, but, pls. Can do me a favour?
What favour?
Can you send me MTN card #1500?

Me...... Eeeeeeeeediot! Shey you wan recharge the fever?

''........shey you wan recharge the fever'' made me laugh men!

mizzkeji44:

VASELINE?
GOD OF MERCY

Atleast he aint gat nothing to lose.