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Dolcilicious:
Lmao... :DNL guys can takethings so personal when it comes to maga-rizm ish :p

na ur fellow sisters hand work oooo

SkinnyDude:
daalu. how many years ban did you recieve?

na till december 8. I go deal with them soon.

iv4fb:
You want to send me some money?

That's where you miss it, it's not always about money.

Broken marriage, regretting not getting married to you? That's some Nollywood shit, it doesn't make you smarter or wealthier.

you are right,

@ topic, most guys are responsible for why girls take them for maga.

Lol,between friend-zoning and being maga-rized,i dont know which u take personal

keypad1:
na ur fellow sisters hand work oooo

gurunlocker:
Na u get am.... u see am,,, paw paw... that's two paw's

hehehehehe na u no o

As a bad sharp guy to scam me no easy , but to chop my money is east because why ? I'm compassionate, understanding , and I like to be open minded , I wouldn't hurt anyone why would a learner hurt me ?

keypad1:
na till december 8. I go deal with them soon.

dibe. december 8 is not that bad

UniqueGem:
If your Brain and eyes are really complementing each other, i believe you'll notice and understand the apostrophe on my "can' ". You're really confused because you don't seem to know what you've been arguing about. BTW; you sound POOR and PAINED. Like Billyonaire asked earlier, Are you poor?

I tire for the guy ooo. Na poverty i blame sha.

[quote author=UniqueGem post=28317452][/quote]I'm beginning to believe the moniker belongs to the same person. There's no way two ppl can be exactly silly. Boasting of non existent wealth or ill-gotten, who cares after all?

Who gives a dam.n abt the money? Unfortunately, you had to resort to insults to make a point, a case of inherent self esteem issues.

The thread was abt maga, when a girl 'maga' u for over 3 years concurrently, then your foolishness knows no bounds. I was never interested in the money part but the undue exaggeration. If you have any iota of common sense, youll see the exaggeration yourself. So coz a girl maga'd you, she had a fail marriage and difficult life? If karma was that fast, you'll be living in a pit hole now for the people you've conned.

drnairalov:
leme not say much paid for her catering training... even bought her oven almost 60,000 naira... long story short i had a best friend who was very rich...him nd ma babe always insult themselves at any given instance if they see each other....all said and done ma friend and her shud be getting married February...and am here i never even know ma wife . what a cold world.. v forgiven dem sha

Sorry..... This is d height of slyin someone. Kpele

Slyder:
I tire for the guy ooo. Na poverty i blame sha.

Bro go back to your shoe business, reading and comprehending is a difficult task. Hopefully, if you sell well, poverty will leave your rank.

My babe called me to tell me that her mum is in the hospital and very sick and she needs 30k. see concerned future son in-law na. Na so I run like mad dog go borrow money from my guy send for the girl na. the next week I travel go their side. I saw the mum very healthy, see me na, forming good son in-law. the following conversation occurred:
me: Ahh Good evening mum, thank God u r alright ohh. I was really worried when I heard u r sick.
girls mum: Its ur mum dat is sick, stupid boy, u r wishing me dead so that u can have your way with my daughter abi?
finally she chase me comet from her house. na later I hear say my gf de hospital because she go do abortion and nearly die. no b my sperm o, I still pay, still chop insult on top and I never pay my guy.. I no fit trust girls like dat again.

drnairalov:
leme not say much paid for her catering training... even bought her oven almost 60,000 naira... long story short i had a best friend who was very rich...him nd ma babe always insult themselves at any given instance if they see each other....all said and done ma friend and her shud be getting married February...and am here i never even know ma wife . what a cold world.. v forgiven dem sha

If diz is true, that means your friend is a traitor, and that girl Is a mediocre.. dating your boyfriend friend, so ridiculous.. It's well with u brother, that which Is yours will not pass u by. God will surely surprise u

iv4fb:
I'm beginning to believe the moniker belongs to the same person. There's no way two ppl can be exactly silly. Boasting of non existent wealth or ill-gotten, who cares after all?

Who gives a dam.n abt the money? Unfortunately, you had to resort to insults to make a point, a case of inherent self esteem issues.

The thread was abt maga, when a girl 'maga' u for over 3 years concurrently, then your foolishness knows no bounds. I was never interested in the money part but the undue exaggeration. If you have any iota of common sense, youll see the exaggeration yourself. So coz a girl maga'd you, she had a fail marriage and difficult life? If karma was that fast, you'll be living in a pit hole now for the people you've conned.

Bro easy. Stop getting ahead of yourself. Firstly you can think whatever you like about the moniker being same person. Secondly, do you know how Karma works? Because Karma took 10yrs before getting to "A" does not mean it will take same 10yrs before getting to "B". Your karma for the wrong you committed today might be Next week, who knows? And pls, i never remember quoting and telling you how rich i am, you're making yourself appear desperate in proving a point for the poor. #LOL

Sardongarigan:
I met a girl on facebook, we became very close. I demand that she visit me but she declined saying i should come first. I ve not realy done that b4 but i was willing to do it 4 this young lady. Easter tuesday i boarded a bus from crossriver state to imo state with bag full of provisions and other goodies, arrived and paid for a hotel,called her and behold she came with a bible. She said she was coming back from bible study and she wana go home and freshing up. I gave her 1k for tp with so many things i bought for her that worths more than 10k.she said she will be coming bk later in the evening. Ok na am still waiting for her to come bk till 2day sha

ehyaa maybe she got accident while going home or stil mayb she never rch house

Jobyruz:
Magarism is not all about disposing u of cash,it could by kind, time,thought material fins and what have u. no one is absolutely free from that concept even our fore father Adam was magared

Bwahahahahahahahahaha lwkmd

In other words, nobody ever outgrown magarizm

Some ladies keep embarrasing and giving other ladies bad reputes. Reading through the comments here makes me want to hide my face. I can't help but wonder how they do it. During my youth service,I had a neighbor who was also a corp member. Making friends isn't my kind of thing,so I rarely talked to her. Not until after about 4 months that I got to know she was my namesake. So the r/ship improved a tiny bit. One evening,she asked me for a favor. I coudn't possibly know what she was going to ask me so I went to her apartment, on getting there, she had already gotten a cup filled with concusion on the table,her mouth and jaw reeked of petrol and were painted white as though she drank the mixture. Before I could ask what was going on,she said and I quote, " a friend of mine who is a commissioner is coming any minute,when he comes I'll pretend to be crying and depressed. Just tell him you met me trying to commit suicide with this mixture". I was dumbfounded and before my brain could process what was going on,her said friend knocked. As if I was been controlled by a remote, I let him in. Thorn between busting her a*rse and saving her face,I told the man exactly what she asked me to say while tears kept rolling down her cheeks and she pretended to be depressed. I quickly walked out feeling bad. I soon learned that she milked 500K from the man after she told him the reason behind her attempted suicide;she was broke and needed to renew her rent. Lies from the pit of hell. Chei! I began to fear her after that day. She told the man off after few days. Till today,I still don't how she did it nor how the man fell for that kind of expensive lie.

UniqueGem:
Bro easy. Stop getting ahead of yourself. Firstly you can think whatever you like about the moniker being same person. Secondly, do you know how Karma works? Because Karma took 10yrs before getting to "A" does not mean it will take same 10yrs before getting to "B". Your karma for the wrong you committed today might be Next week, who knows? And pls, i never remember quoting and telling you how rich i am, you're making yourself appear desperate in proving a point for the poor. #LOL

And if you do reason before typing, you'll realize you're the one desperate in making a point by jumping into a conversation that has nothing to do with u and misinterpreting it immediately(and that's if you're not same person).

Who cares if you're rich or not and who's talking abt it? Only known fact is your low self esteem

Unfortunately, common sense is not common.

DrJoe1:
me (from outside nigeria) ... where are you?

babe ...... inside room reading

me .............. ok, lemme not disturb you, can i say hello to mama (my mother-in-law to be)

babe ............... mama has gone to bed, it's raining.

me ................. ok.

on a second thought i decided to call mama directly.
phone rings once, mama picked up.

me .......... mama good evening

mama ................. evening my son

me ..................... sorry to disturb you ooo, i heard you ve gone to bed?

mama .................. bed ke? am here am watching NTA news

me .....................aah!! pls where is....... (wife to be)

mama ................. aah!! she went out this night, she said they are having night prayers in church.

my hand begin shake , i called babe again her phone switched off. chai!!

This is damn funny

Just can't stop laughing

iv4fb:
Bro go back to your shoe business, reading and comprehending is a difficult task. Hopefully, if you sell well, poverty will leave your rank.

Okay sir. Duely noted. Thanks for the wish too.

PUSH1:
Yes. I have been Mugulised.

1st 10k for phone, though I was stubborn that I am not going to buy Blackberry.
2nd 20k for bag and shoe.
3nd everytime, 5k, 3k, 4k, 3k5, 2k for TF like all time
4th,10k for she is sick.

When I pause a little, the relationship slows a little. When I fires on, the relationship booms.

Sorri bro no bii small thin

SachaelMaris:
My babe called me to tell me that her mum is in the hospital and very sick and she needs 30k. see concerned future son in-law na. Na so I run like mad dog go borrow money from my guy send for the girl na. the next week I travel go their side. I saw the mum very healthy, see me na, forming good son in-law. the following conversation occurred:
me: Ahh Good evening mum, thank God u r alright ohh. I was really worried when I heard u r sick.
girls mum: Its ur mum dat is sick, stupid boy, u r wishing me dead so that u can have your way with my daughter abi?
finally she chase me comet from her house. na later I hear say my gf de hospital because she go do abortion and nearly die. no b my sperm o, I still pay, still chop insult on top and I never pay my guy.. I no fit trust girls like dat again.

Nollywood

jemijas:
It's quite obvious the lady didn't like you. I'm sure she only said that to stop you from pestering her. Trust me..

is that what you think ?

Someone i never even gave my attention

Nastydroid:
hahahahaha,i have a good sense of smell

Now I can see you have a good sense of smell

iv4fb:
And if you do reason before typing, you'll realize you're the one desperate in making a point by jumping into a conversation that has nothing to do with u and misinterpreting it immediately(and that's if you're not same person).

Who cares if you're rich or not and who's talking abt it? Only known fact is your low self esteem

Unfortunately, common sense is not common.

And who is his Desperate, poor and disrespectful Riff Raff?

Mystic1:
And who is his Desperate, poor and disrespectful Riff Raff?

'His'? Wow! oyibo hard o.

parrotibaba:
but baba wait ooh u wan tell me say u spent half a million on top woman head for just a semester (even Davido can't do dat) den proceeded to get a job for her in zenith bank n even shopped for her new job attire which according to ur story was worth a lot of cash(for just a banker's working attire? wetin she d work ni? )




what to believe, what not to believe

Bro no jux mind d guy, acordin to him, he said d monei he spent on d girl while in skul she use it to pay for her bf acomodation, yet after graduation she stil offer d girl a job in zenith bnk buy cloths for her, Story for d gods

iv4fb:
'His'? Wow! oyibo hard o.

What class are you dawg? You think Nairaland is an SS2 class?

SachaelMaris:
My babe called me to tell me that her mum is in the hospital and very sick and she needs 30k. see concerned future son in-law na. Na so I run like mad dog go borrow money from my guy send for the girl na. the next week I travel go their side. I saw the mum very healthy, see me na, forming good son in-law. the following conversation occurred:
me: Ahh Good evening mum, thank God u r alright ohh. I was really worried when I heard u r sick.
girls mum: Its ur mum dat is sick, stupid boy, u r wishing me dead so that u can have your way with my daughter abi?
finally she chase me comet from her house. na later I hear say my gf de hospital because she go do abortion and nearly die. no b my sperm o, I still pay, still chop insult on top and I never pay my guy.. I no fit trust girls like dat again.

This one is strong

This thread is sweet like sooo - gaas

*The House is in Session*

We the honourable members of the assembly having rested our tired toes and knees and limbs that went through hell climbing the gates of the house have hereby unanimously decided to move a motion according to the provisions of section 2: paragraph 3: line 25; division 57 of the Nairaland Contributory Act; that due to the effortlessly brilliant habit of the OP in thrilling this section with really crazy and humorously seasoned threads, the OP in person of TOSYNE2MUCH SHOULD HENCEFORTH BE APPOINTED A MODERATOR

All those in favour say Aye

Mystic1:
What class are you dawg? You think Nairaland is an SS2 class?

My apologies as I won't be able to reply you after this. You're not making any sense and I won't want to waste my time or yours. Have a nice life!

MissMeiya:
You're right. I finally read the OP. Either he's making up a story for laughs, or the girl was trying to get him to leave her alone. Because, I mean, come ON.

But trust NL guys to buy it.

Can you now see ? Ladies will always fall for deceivers and liars

I still can't believe a lady could say the story is not real ** shm **

One thing I want you to know is, I have never made cooked up stories and I will never.. Follow most of my previously created threads and you will see that I'm not one of those attention seeking hypocrites you fall for