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I must say this: I am speaking from the perspective of having undertook several hours to Study, Observe, Take notes, Listen, Read etc.

What makes these points valid? You may ask.
Sexx is only temporary, if you know what I mean.
Most or All of these leave a mark with Others & You for a very long time- I call that mark, "LEGACY".

Without much ado, lemmie, quickly highlight SEVEN THINGS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN SEX!



1. Winning The First Ever Gold Medal For Your Country In The Olympics.


2. At Old age, Seeing Your Children Do Better Than You.


3. Watching Your First Baby Sleep Cozily.


4. Falling In Love For The First Time At A (Tender Age), so to speak.


5. Graduating From The University After Ten Long Years Of Delay Due To Strike.


6. Scoring The Only Goal In The 93rd Minute In A UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.


7. Getting Married After A Long And Delayed Single hood (mainly applicable to the ladies, WADR.)


You can ADD yours...

Loving God

leejeebaby:
Loving God

Good one.

Saving a penalty shoot-out that should have given the opposition victory in the world cup finals and your team still went ahead to win.

The 1st time ur baby calls u dady..

Ain't nothing sweeter than sex...

anytin wey no go make mi cuuum no betr pass s3x

see how op dey rain curse
nofin like sexx jorrr

4play
Ice cream
Pes
Fifa
Argument
Weed

Seeing ur ex's miserable life

SuperMartins:
The 1st time ur baby calls u dady..

Awwwwww thats the cutest thing to say.

Ibadannimowa:
Seeing ur ex's miserable life

For me its having anyone other than a heartless ogogoro ritualist at the helms of leadership come 2015 in Nigeria.... Walahi e go bad gannnnnn

When a stranger compliments me genuinely

OP,d tnx u listed still dey write jamb where Almighty punny dey.Even Mr.polycap can bear witness to dat

Ibadannimowa:
Seeing ur ex's miserable life

Wikid

More like 'achievements' ......it doesnt sound, relating al u put up there with sex in comparison ....

clitlicker:
4play
Ice cream
Pes
Fifa
Argument
Weed

Ur username says it all.

Nothing more plasurable than








MAKING HEAVEN





I swear that's d best tin dat can happen to anyone

badoolee:
Nothing more plasurable than








MAKING HEAVEN





I swear that's d best tin dat can happen to anyone

Like seriously? Badolee?

Urinating after holding back urine for a long time
E sweet pass orgasm

emusmith:
Like seriously? Badolee?

don judge me by my monkier pls

badoolee:
don judge me by my monkier pls

Ok... I wasn't cruising that direction sha...

softandsweet:
When a stranger compliments me genuinely

you're pretty. I hope I just put a smile on your face?

30secs:
you're pretty. I hope I just put a smile on your face?

Jona & buhari losing both in da election , and a diff person wins it

TrishaP:
Wikid

..badt guy

TrishaP:
Wikid

..badt guy

Ladies like number 7 very very well after somuch mary K or mary Z just to get a man. Lolllllll