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Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Nobody: 9:58pm On Apr 19, 2015




1. Winning The First Ever Gold Medal For Your
Country In The Olympics.

2. At Old age, Seeing Your Children Do Better
Than You.

3. Watching Your First Baby Sleep Cozily.

4. Falling In Love For The First Time At A (Tender
Age), so to speak.

5. Graduating From The University After Ten Long
Years Of Delay Due To Strike.

6. Scoring The Only Goal In The 93rd Minute In A
UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.

7. Getting Married After A Long And Delayed
Single hood (mainly applicable to the ladies,
WADR.)

You can ADD yours...

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by newsomtin(m): 10:00pm On Apr 19, 2015
Let mi ask efa

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by yungEX(m): 10:02pm On Apr 19, 2015
grin releasing the urine u've been holding for 6 hours

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Basildvalour(m): 10:04pm On Apr 19, 2015
Slapping a man with toned abs and he falls to the ground and faints grin

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Cutehector(m): 10:05pm On Apr 19, 2015
A gurl telln me she hates me

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by TrishaP(f): 10:08pm On Apr 19, 2015
Different strokes for different folks.

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Trut(m): 10:09pm On Apr 19, 2015
Hitting jackpot from one MGBADA

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by healthcons: 10:13pm On Apr 19, 2015
Seeing billions of naira in my acct

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by lordizak(m): 10:13pm On Apr 19, 2015
only if one lives long enough.....

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Cholls(m): 10:14pm On Apr 19, 2015
my sister all you wrote-up there will never be compared with the pleasure you get from sex. It is just that those you listed are all small pleasures that will lead you to the ultimate pleasure called sex.

Nice try though.

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by whizbee(m): 10:14pm On Apr 19, 2015
Space booking on nairaland

Meanwhile
.
. Working on my rap album

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by justmag(m): 10:16pm On Apr 19, 2015
1. 70 million dollars
2. 50 million dollars
3. 40 million dollars
4. 30 million
5. 20 million dollars
6. 10 million dollars
7. 5 million dollars


In dat order, Anything else is irrelevant.

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Dotwillis1(m): 10:21pm On Apr 19, 2015
Nothing is more pleasurable than sex

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Nobody: 10:23pm On Apr 19, 2015
lots of money in my bank account cool

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by MistarT(m): 10:24pm On Apr 19, 2015
commanding the natural and supernatural through JESUS!!!

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by tolugar: 10:26pm On Apr 19, 2015
When those am owing forgets abt me

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Nobody: 10:29pm On Apr 19, 2015
Coming back to defeat that Dragon that murder you in Skyrim when you were in Level 5 and now you are in Level 20. kiss

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Mutuwa(m): 10:29pm On Apr 19, 2015
Knowing that the almighty loves you
Knowing that some girl you'v longed for loves you...

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by vislabraye(m): 10:34pm On Apr 19, 2015
Hmmm... sex is sex oh. Nothing substitute it.

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by adebayour26: 10:58pm On Apr 19, 2015
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The feelings are different.
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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by okpamson15(m): 10:59pm On Apr 19, 2015
U see yourself in hell fire crying beging God to 4give u and give u a second chance. Then sudenly wake up and discover that it was just a DREAM.

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by adebayour26: 11:01pm On Apr 19, 2015
okpamson15:
U see yourself in hell fire crying beging God to 4give u and give u a second chance. Then sudenly wake up and discover that it was just a DREAM.
Baba, u ar so on point, in fact, what other feeling could be better than this?

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Nobody: 11:27pm On Apr 19, 2015
okpamson15:
U see yourself in hell fire crying beging God to 4give u and give u a second chance. Then sudenly wake up and discover that it was just a DREAM.

Lol second chance

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by DikSin(m): 11:28pm On Apr 19, 2015
Being the first to comment on a front page thread grin

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Gabrielsylar(m): 11:29pm On Apr 19, 2015
am tired
Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Bonapart(m): 11:29pm On Apr 19, 2015
Who said sex is pleasurable...
Sex is overrated that's why many fall into fornication all because of curiosity...
The most pleasurable thing in life is knowing God, living a life that please God and knowing where you're going after life which is Heaven.... that's what i call pleajoy

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by tollytexy(m): 11:30pm On Apr 19, 2015
Winning baba ijebu 2 direct make u come use 1 million naira play or make mugu fall for guy man hand

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by BasseyJ(m): 11:30pm On Apr 19, 2015
Getting an alert from the bank that you've been finally paid, it has to be mega cash sha.

Finally performing the perfect drift in front of your guys

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by Atmmachine(m): 11:30pm On Apr 19, 2015
Playing with lions

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by OgidiOlu3(m): 11:30pm On Apr 19, 2015
Having sex. Nothing more pleasurable. It's called "heavenly feeling" for a reason. wink

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Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex by SirShymexx: 11:31pm On Apr 19, 2015
You lied.

There is absolutely nothing better than having good sex and bussing a nut. Shyte, it takes over ya body, mind, brain, and soul - and the only thing better than sex is more sex.

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