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Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by saxwizard(op): 7:52pm On Jan 02, 2015
1. BBM : when chatting with her. U will just see her message you "my subscription will expire tomorrow " whats my business with that?? Message her two days after she will stil be available but won't chat with u....she wants u to sub for her dats all.

2. WHATSAPP : After serious chatting you go just see am "I would love to continue chatting with you but my Mb is finished" so what make I do?? Be ready to send her card if u want the chat to continue.

3. 2GO : u go just see sum1 tell u "pls am currently on my way to see my mum in lagos she is sick bt am stranded along lagos - ibadan express way can u please send me credit so I can call her?" Ur mum sick u still get time to 2go?? Wetin u dey use browse? ?

Guys abi I liehuh
Please add any other formats u've seen or heard of.
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by elantraceey(f): 7:54pm On Jan 02, 2015
So i can no longer say my data wants to finish again? undecided



issorai
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Tallesty1(m):
elantraceey:
So i can no longer say my data wants finish again? undecided



issorai
Must you announce it?
Yungwizzzy:
And some foolish guys will still send them
Some are destined to be maga'd. Even Mbaka and TB Joshua cannot deliver them.
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jan 02, 2015
And some foolish guys will still send them
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by echobee(f): 7:59pm On Jan 02, 2015
elantraceey:
So i can no longer say my data wants finish again? undecided


issorai
hmmmmmmmmm! sad
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Tymax(m): 8:00pm On Jan 02, 2015
Tallesty1:
Must you announce it?
One bottle of Pammy for you!
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by elantraceey(f):
Tallesty1:
Must you announce it?
Why shouldn't i? It's not as if i'll put it in my status , just to make the person am chatting with aware that am going off soon.
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by saxwizard(op): 8:01pm On Jan 02, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
And some foolish guys will still send them
mayb dem dey work for MTN
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Tallesty1(m): 8:02pm On Jan 02, 2015
elantraceey:
Why shouldn't i? It's not as i'll put it in my status , just to make the person am chatting with aware that am going off soon.
Some put it as their status.
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by elantraceey(f): 8:03pm On Jan 02, 2015
Tallesty1:
Some put it as their status.
Those ones need card but not me .
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Tallesty1(m): 8:03pm On Jan 02, 2015
Tymax:
One bottle of Pammy for you!
Service!

Gimme one bottle and collect money from Tymax.grincheesycheesycheesy


Goodevening Nnam
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by elantraceey(f):
Yungwizzzy:
And some foolish guys will still send them
when did giving start making someone foolish? undecided


Except when the demand is too much.
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by StealthyMe(m): 8:05pm On Jan 02, 2015
Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription will expire any minute from now sad

Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe grin

Small Children...e don tey wey we don dey scope cheesy
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by saxwizard(op): 8:05pm On Jan 02, 2015
Tallesty1:
Some put it as their status.
like seriously huh
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Tymax(m): 8:06pm On Jan 02, 2015
Tallesty1:
Service!

Gimme one bottle and collect money from Tymax.grincheesycheesycheesy


Goodevening Nnam
Wait,.... wait. I didn't say I will be paying for the Pammy na. grin

Good evening bro.
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by saxwizard(op): 8:06pm On Jan 02, 2015
StealthyMe:
Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription will expire any minute from now sad

Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe grin

Small Children...e don tey wey we don dey scope cheesy
dat ur reply I think I will start using it nw
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by jmoore(m): 8:07pm On Jan 02, 2015
"If you love me, please send me recharge card"

Nna mehn...
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Nobody: 8:07pm On Jan 02, 2015
saxwizard:
mayb dem dey work for MTN
na na na

MTN is synonymous to stinginess

I even hear some of the staff don't call their friends


*they flash*

#no offeinse#
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Tallesty1(m): 8:07pm On Jan 02, 2015
elantraceey:
Those ones need card but not me .
If one finger touches oil, it spreads to all of the fingers.
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by StealthyMe(m): 8:08pm On Jan 02, 2015
saxwizard:
dat ur reply I think I will start using it nw
Hehe...abi now

When u're back online we will continue the chat, There's no hurry cheesy
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Tallesty1(m): 8:09pm On Jan 02, 2015
Tymax:
Wait,.... wait. I didn't say I will be paying for the Pammy na. grin

Good evening bro.
Don't change what you said oo......


My ears do not lie to megrin
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Tallesty1(m): 8:10pm On Jan 02, 2015
saxwizard:
like seriously huh
You haven't noticed?
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by saxwizard(op): 8:10pm On Jan 02, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
na na na

MTN is synonymous to stinginess

I even hear some of the staff don't call their friends


*they flash*

#no offeinse#
funny
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by StealthyMe(m): 8:10pm On Jan 02, 2015
jmoore:
"If you love me, please send me recharge card"

Nna mehn...
i'll tell em to ask God

They claim they love Him & He loves them grin
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by cromz(m): 8:10pm On Jan 02, 2015
Boy:hi
Girl:no reply
Boy:how are u
Girl:no reply
Boy: 235678904371
Girlshocked my god thanks which network
Boy: cartoon network
Girl:mtcheew
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by saxwizard(op): 8:12pm On Jan 02, 2015
this is serious
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by juianne95(f):
Wots ur job if not to provide tins..mind u,its minor tins(like credit) that counts grin grin

I dnt know wot got u guys panties tied up,its jx a joke...u can stop quoting me now
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by wunmi590(m): 8:13pm On Jan 02, 2015
saxwizard:
1. BBM : when chatting with her. U will just see her message you "my subscription will expire tomorrow " whats my business with that?? Message her two days after she will stil be available but won't chat with u....she wants u to sub for her dats all.

2. WHATSAPP : After serious chatting you go just see am "I would love to continue chatting with you but my Mb is finished" so what make I do?? Be ready to send her card if u want the chat to continue.

3. 2GO : u go just see sum1 tell u "pls am currently on my way to see my mum in lagos she is sick bt am stranded along lagos - ibadan express way can u please send me credit so I can call her?" Ur mum sick u still get time to 2go?? Wetin u dey use browse? ?

Guys abi I liehuh
Please add any other formats u've seen or heard of.
Ur mum is sick nd u ar askin 4 crdit, nah crdit go heal ur mama ni? grin
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jan 02, 2015
elantraceey:
when did giving start making someone foolish? undecided


Expect when the demand is too much.
How many times have you sent a guy Recharge card?
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by saxwizard(op): 8:15pm On Jan 02, 2015
wunmi590:
Ur mum is sick nd u ar askin 4 crdit, nah crdit go heal ur mama ni? grin
lmao
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by saxwizard(op): 8:16pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
Wots ur job if not to provide tins..mind u,its minor tins(like credit) that counts grin grin
so wat?
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by ronald4lif(m): 8:17pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
Wots ur job if not to provide tins..mind u,its minor tins(like credit) that counts grin grin
Is a guy's job to provide things to his girl, really?
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