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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by oyeludef(m): 9:57pm On Jan 02, 2015
elantraceey:
So i can no longer say my data wants to finish again? undecided



issorai
you b prime suspect grin grin

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Brightology2(m): 9:58pm On Jan 02, 2015
Tallesty1:
Chilax
so una don turn here 2 chatroom abi.mk una nor 4get say na new yr we dey
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by mako007(m): 9:59pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
*eyes rolling*...I do major tins
and who says I'm not jack of all , as u want it ma'am

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by elantraceey(f): 9:59pm On Jan 02, 2015
oyeludef:
you b prime suspect grin grin



hian , detectorundecided
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by juianne95(f): 9:59pm On Jan 02, 2015
mako007:
and who says I'm not jack of all , as u want it ma'am
lemme sleep on it
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Tallesty1(m): 10:00pm On Jan 02, 2015
Brightology2:
so una don turn here 2 chatroom abi.mk una nor 4get say na new yr we dey
'em no dey chat 4 new year?
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Emodeee: 10:00pm On Jan 02, 2015
elantraceey:


you don't need to undecided

only a fool will believe dat. U want to tell me dat, u av nvr asked a guy 4 an airtime b4? Dats a big lie.
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by KenJak(m): 10:01pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
Wots ur job if not to provide tins..mind u,its minor tins(like credit) that counts grin grin
and are we meant to worship you?
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by lordraiden(m): 10:01pm On Jan 02, 2015
cromz:
Boy:hi
Girl:no reply
Boy:how are u
Girl:no reply
Boy: 235678904371
Girlshocked my god thanks which network
Boy: cartoon network
Girl:mtcheew
lwkmd
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by alexis007(m): 10:02pm On Jan 02, 2015
all ladies are corporate beggars...... excluding my sisters and Cousins.....because they are too rich to beg for airtime(na #100 card wey you wan use access their kpomo abi?....sorry dey ain't that cheap)
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by arsetalks(m): 10:02pm On Jan 02, 2015
Someone tried number 3 on me via facebook. I simply told him" this scam still dey work? Well, not for me, omo, you need to upgrade your form" and she hasn't talked to me ever since.

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by isahturaki7(m): 10:02pm On Jan 02, 2015
Na true talk
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by mako007(m): 10:03pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
lemme sleep on it
I'll wait upon your wake.
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by romzyxy(m): 10:04pm On Jan 02, 2015
Girl- wot r u tryna do, r u try tryin to b friend with me?
Boy-just wanna chat.

After dat d boy ll do al d chatting n d girl ll only reply gud, k,......e.t.c

D nxt day.
Boy-hi (×3). No response.
Boy-(provoked) y r u not responding?
Girl-don't u knw I m busy.
Boy-(in his mind) u r busy bt online.


Mehn u girlx shud stop dix behaviour. U need 2 open up 2 get 2 knw someone. U NEVA CAN TELL WOT LL HAPUN 2 D 2 OF U.Not mandatory bt u girlv 2 try.
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Brightology2(m): 10:06pm On Jan 02, 2015
Tallesty1:
'em no dey chat 4 new year?
oya go register 4 chat forum or sharp sharp 2go tinx
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Emodeee: 10:06pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:

Sylph and beautiful. I'm aware u r Dry chested buh guess what, i luv d way u r.
What's ya real name beautiful?
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by otbliz(m): 10:06pm On Jan 02, 2015
Ok... i don read una chat finish. On to the next thread
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by juianne95(f): 10:07pm On Jan 02, 2015
[quote author=Emodeee post=29433897][/quote]yeeeeehhh shocked shocked shocked mogbe...me dry chested
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Brightology2(m): 10:08pm On Jan 02, 2015
Emodeee:


only a fool will believe dat. U want to tell me dat, u av nvr asked a guy 4 an airtime b4? Dats a big lie.
i jst bought a lie dictector.u can use it on her.

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by redcliff: 10:09pm On Jan 02, 2015
elantraceey:
So i can no longer say my data wants to finish again? undecided



issorai

Yea you cant
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Nobody: 10:09pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
Wots ur job if not to provide tins..mind u,its minor tins(like credit) that counts grin grin
cute. nice quote dear. but what r the minor things girls give too?
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Emodeee: 10:10pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
yeeeeehhh shocked shocked shocked mogbe...me dry chested

r u nt?
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by juianne95(f): 10:10pm On Jan 02, 2015
Prixus:

cute. nice quote dear. but what r the minor things girls give too?
d care grin grin..u onli nag someone u care abt
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by juianne95(f): 10:11pm On Jan 02, 2015
Emodeee:


r u nt?
m far from dry chested
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by elantraceey(f): 10:11pm On Jan 02, 2015
redcliff:


Yea you cant


why?
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jan 02, 2015
That's ow one biitch I dint know added me on bbm from nairaland and immediately said "can u do me a favour" I ws lyk it depends. Only for the biitch to tell me she got 500 naira dat I shud send ha 500 so she can up her bis subscription. M like what bout ur boyfriend? She like, do I even knw if she got any. M like dat aint my biz. The biitch started spewing the junks in her gut over 500naira she can't afford.
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Emodeee: 10:14pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
m far from dry chested

i.e u r FULL BREASTED.

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by juianne95(f): 10:15pm On Jan 02, 2015
Emodeee:


i.e u r FULL BREASTED.
undecided undecided..see question on top my tin again?
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by luigiajah(m): 10:17pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
*eyes rolling*...I do major tins
... Hmm Major Things

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Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by Emodeee: 10:17pm On Jan 02, 2015
juianne95:
undecided undecided..see question on top my tin again?

it is crystal clear lah. Anyways, what's ya name? I asked earlier buh u ignored it
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by juianne95(f): 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2015
Emodeee:


it is crystal clear lah. Anyways, what's ya name? I asked earlier buh u ignored it
ife
Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by cromz(m): 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2015
Boy:hi
Girl:no reply
Boy:Am rich
Girl:my name is Mary but u can call me princess am a student of Leeds city Ibadan am so happy to meet u I love short and dark guys like u,baby my credit is running low can u help me with mtn airtime
Boy:I mean that's my name
Girl:mtcheew nonsense

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