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axum:
Wallahi the Somali mating process is too long and cumbersome. Can you believe i have been trying to seduce e-soul since like last september.


I am a failure, an absolute failure. I honestly dont deserve to be called Somali.

I hope you didn't get all your tips on how to seduce a somali lady from qabyo 2.

The movie is about how to fight your spouse not how to seduce a lady

Maakhir:
I hope you didn't get all your tips on how to seduce a somali lady from qabyo 2.

The movie is about how to fight your spouse not how to seduce a lady

Honestly I blame E-soul, if she wasnt FIRCOOONI, maybe my advances would have some measure of success. But what Ev.


No foreskin off my d!!!ck

axum:
You did abaayo macaan.

You're a very disturbed individual.

EnlightenedSoul:
You're a very disturbed individual.

You have shown me the right path, and have changed my views on Bantus. How does that make me disturbed?

axum:
You have shown me the right path, and have changed my views on Bantus. How does that make me disturbed?

How old are you forreal?

EnlightenedSoul:
How old are you forreal?

why does it matter?

axum:
why does it matter?

How old are you, and what have Bantus done you?

EnlightenedSoul:
How old are you, and what have Bantus done you?

I just come here to troll Bantus. You dont need to know my age macaanto.

axum:
I just come here to troll Bantus.

Why??

You dont need to know my age macaanto.

It's only for perspective.

EnlightenedSoul:
Why??



It's only for perspective.

I am not your lab rat for your psychology degree. Okay.

Anyway do you know the number for Pal talk? conference number?

axum:
I am not your lab rat for your psychology degree. Okay.

I don't have/want a psych degree, and I already have a gerbil, thanks. Besides, if I brought a rat home, my cat would eat it. The gerbil is enough trouble.

Anyway do you know the number for Pal talk? conference number?

Seriously, how old are you?

EnlightenedSoul:
I don't have/want a psych degree, and I already have a gerbil, thanks.



Seriously, how old are you?

Lets just say old enough to impregnate you on the first try, and young enough to do it every day like a BOSS

axum:
Lets just say old enough to impregnate you on the first try, and young enough to do it every day like a BOSS

Right. And how old is that? I need a number, not a crackpot analogy.

EnlightenedSoul:
Right. And how old is that? I need numbers, not crackpot analogies.

over 15, but under 30

Why you so desperate to know my age.

axum:
Khaaaanis waxiiiid, post them at once.

This is what I need to uplift me from my depression, for not seducing E-soul in a timely manner.

I will, I just need to go through my old youtube channel

axum:
over 15, but under 30

Why you so desperate to know my age.

let me guess

16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29

Somewhere there

EnlightenedSoul:
I don't have/want a psych degree, and I already have a gerbil, thanks. Besides, if I brought a rat home, my cat would eat it. The gerbil is enough trouble.



Seriously, how old are you?

abaayo, be nice.

He's already suffering depression due to you rejecting his advances

axum:
over 15, but under 30

Why you so desperate to know my age.

That's a generous range, man. Not a number. Try again.

Maakhir:
let me guess

16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29

Somewhere there

Yeah. How old are you?

.

How old are you, Enlightened soul?

Axum, be a man and tell her your real age.

Maakhir:
How old are you, Enlightened soul?

Axum, be a man and tell her your real age.

This convo is between two adults, what is a 14 year old doing up this late?

Two adults?

Enlightened soul seems to be the only adult here

Go to bed ickle little one year old

Maakhir:
Two adults?

Enlightened soul seems to be the only adult here

Go to bed ickle little one year old

Why are you berating yourself again?

EnlightenedSoul:
Why are you berating yourself again?

I am a sadist, I derive pleasure from punishment and humiliation.

axum:
I am a sadist, I derive pleasure from punishment and humiliation.

Self-humiliation? This explains a lot actually.

How old are you, though?

EnlightenedSoul:
Self-humiliation? This explains a lot.

How old are you, though?

Why does it matter?

axum:
Why does it matter?

For a better perspective.

EnlightenedSoul:
It's for perspective.

I rather you not have that perspective. good night.

axum:
I rather you not have that perspective. good night.

Aw, come on. But I think that says something - you're too old.

EnlightenedSoul:
Aw, come on. But that says something.

Your beginning to annoy me wallahi. Get off my D!!!ck.

axum:
Your beginning to annoy me wallahi. Get off my D!!!ck.

...Or too young.