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Teagirl:
the new trend is married men lying that their wives are late**

What?
Now thats cruel
Why get married in the first place if you aint ready to get locked up
Guys sha

tosyne2much:
okay I'm guilty of number 1

Does that make you happy ?

morganist99:

kccarew:
A lil, until u are guilty of all

dechandel:

elantraceey:
no you amu

JeffreyJamez:
Ejiro go sleep day don dark!!!

I dey night duty

tosyne2much:
This point is not an attack on guys. It is
just an honest attempt to point out
some of the traits that play into why
guys lie about being single. I know that so many dudes will rain curses on me for putting up this piece. The truth is bitter they say

Take a bottle of bobo drink and spread your mat

Reasons Why Guys Will Lie About Being Single

1. He Wants To Get Under Your Skirt
To be realistic, when a guy is currently in a relationship & he lies about being single is his primary motive to get under your pant .. He knows his chances of dating or having sex with you would be much lower if he is honest about being in a relationship. No guy forgets he's in a relationship unless he lies so he can have a chance to get into your pants. Is that so ? Yes it is

3. The Joy Of Being Chased
YES so many dudes derive joy when they are being chased by various species of ladies.. There are some that love the excitement of the flirting, the chase, cat and mouse game of it all. Most dudes derive joy when they've so many species of ladies ringing them up & sending numerous messages.. Isn't that a thing of joy ? Yeah it is to some sha

4. He's Broke
Don't get this twisted 'cos I’m not saying that guys are gold-
diggers (well, just few of them). I can say this because I know the frustration of being broke. He sees your father is rich and you are being influenced by your father's wealth, he will lie about being single because of his selfish interest. Should we call that ojukokoro ? YES


5. He Wants To Keep You As A Side Chic
He's promiscuous and wants to keep you as a side chic. He knows that the moment you realize he's in a relationship, chances are, you are likely to turn the other way and lose interest in him, therefore, he will lie about it.


7. He Want You To Keep Pestering Him For A Relationship
Because some people are just
plain stupid. There are little boys out who there who are immature in hurting a lady who loves them. I went to a barbing salon last week and I over heard a boy talking to his friends boastfully that he's got up to 8 ladies chasing him because he told them he's single. Isn't that silly ?

8 He Wants To Dump His Girlfriend
An average dude who is about dumping his girlfriend will most likely tell you he's single because he wants you to be his new girlfriend

Written by: tosyne2much

kilokeys:
i am very single...

destante , softsparky, elantraceey are my witnesses

amun't I?

Truckpusher:
Whatever Tosin,but you need to stop exposing us like this in a public forum.

Most of these hos ain't gonna pull that pant off and dig until you lie your life out ,for what? And for how much. sometimes we have no choice but just lie and become perfected in it which makes us ultimate players for life though we will meet our Waterloo someday sometime it is just a matter of time.

These days I'm just as blunt as hell but sometimes you can't help it,why won't you lie when you have one particular girl that won't just give up on you despite your too many shortcomings.
But on a second thought ,why are you focusing on the guys alone ?
I know dozens of girls that told me that they are single but the clit and her payzone is as wide as Indian ocean.

Tosin, you deserve to be flogged publicly.

cherryice:
smh my instincts never fail me. Judging from what am seeing on your profile, fits your person awhole lot

you ought to shut the fvck up and be ashamed of yourself, this phugly he-goaat. I thought "playing" was meant for fine looking ones..smh at when old n phugly f.ools started playing too..
you already met your waterloo when at your age, all you think of is "playin" and you braggin bout it like you won a lottery

bring it blunt with me and I sure do know where to keep your sorry old asss. Aszwhip

cupidhero:
Tracy! one minute you are saying "amu" and the next minute you are playing hillsong. which team do you wanna play on?

kilokeys:
no spoil my show o.. who be my gf atm?

Truckpusher:
Apparently,you didn't get the sarcasm.
But na wao ,I wasn't the one that got you pregnant at an early age and fuccked up your life and your tiny Chinese asss.

Please lighten up a little - e go better ,between :is your runaway baby papa back to his senses?

Truckpusher:
Whatever Tosin,but you need to stop exposing us like this in a public forum.

Most of these hos ain't gonna pull that pant off and dig until you lie your life out ,for what? And for how much. sometimes we have no choice but just lie and become perfected in it which makes us ultimate players for life though we will meet our Waterloo someday sometime it is just a matter of time.

These days I'm just as blunt as hell but sometimes you can't help it,why won't you lie when you have one particular girl that won't just give up on you despite your too many shortcomings.
But on a second thought ,why are you focusing on the guys alone ?
I know dozens of girls that told me that they are single but the clit and her payzone is as wide as Indian ocean.

Tosin, you deserve to be flogged publicly.

egbon you no go vex 4me ni ooooo.. I go change henceforth

Btw, egbon ur pix make brain oooo, maa rush dash you LIKE

# NO-HOMO#

Abee79:

tosyne2much:
since I don dey hit FP, na this particular one go get d least number of LIKES (9 Likes 3 shares )


Chaiiiii guys dey para gan ooooo

How you expect us to give you Likes when you dey reveal our secrets

Ko possible!

cherryice:
You are blaming sarcasm when all you made was a simple and straight English, are you scared of been insulted?
You deserve to be insulted a million times for making yourselves -men feel soo special.
whats it with you guys?
You play around, jump from girls to girls, so what?
Is that a biggie? People haave done it and I never saw what they achieved so why you making it sound any special?

And oh, I do not need a man in my life to make me feel any better. I have a son at my young age and its a thing to be proud of anytime

Unlike you lots, playing around at 78 when your time is almost near with no achievement. Dont take all I said as insults tho, whenever you log off NL, i.e if you ever will, think about your life, because your current situation is pathetic!

You Sound frustrated

naijaboiy:
You Sound frustrated

cherryice:
and what are you?

Its too early to transfer aggression

naijaboiy:
Its too early to transfer aggression

cherryice:
Fine then, hold your peace

And reduce the frustration

elantraceey:
lolz , i don't understand this your question o

cupidhero:
"amu" means phallluss in igbo language. Gerrit?

cherryice:
You are blaming sarcasm when all you made was a simple and straight English, are you scared of been insulted?
You deserve to be insulted a million times for making yourselves -men feel soo special.
whats it with you guys?
You play around, jump from girls to girls, so what?
Is that a biggie? People haave done it and I never saw what they achieved so why you making it sound any special?

And oh, I do not need a man in my life to make me feel any better. I have a son at my young age and its a thing to be proud of anytime

Unlike you lots, playing around at 78 when your time is almost near with no achievement. Dont take all I said as insults tho, whenever you log off NL, i.e if you ever will, think about your life, because your current situation is pathetic!

tosyne2much:
This point is not an attack on guys. It is
just an honest attempt to point out
some of the traits that play into why
guys lie about being single. I know that so many dudes will rain curses on me for putting up this piece. The truth is bitter they say

Take a bottle of bobo drink and spread your mat

Reasons Why Guys Will Lie About Being Single

1. He Wants To Get Under Your Skirt
To be realistic, when a guy is currently in a relationship & he lies about being single is his primary motive to get under your pant .. He knows his chances of dating or having sex with you would be much lower if he is honest about being in a relationship. No guy forgets he's in a relationship unless he lies so he can have a chance to get into your pants. Is that so ? Yes it is

3. The Joy Of Being Chased
YES so many dudes derive joy when they are being chased by various species of ladies.. There are some that love the excitement of the flirting, the chase, cat and mouse game of it all. Most dudes derive joy when they've so many species of ladies ringing them up & sending numerous messages.. Isn't that a thing of joy ? Yeah it is to some sha

4. He's Broke
Don't get this twisted 'cos I’m not saying that guys are gold-
diggers (well, just few of them). I can say this because I know the frustration of being broke. He sees your father is rich and you are being influenced by your father's wealth, he will lie about being single because of his selfish interest. Should we call that ojukokoro ? YES


5. He Wants To Keep You As A Side Chic
He's promiscuous and wants to keep you as a side chic. He knows that the moment you realize he's in a relationship, chances are, you are likely to turn the other way and lose interest in him, therefore, he will lie about it.


7. He Want You To Keep Pestering Him For A Relationship
Because some people are just
plain stupid. There are little boys out who there who are immature in hurting a lady who loves them. I went to a barbing salon last week and I over heard a boy talking to his friends boastfully that he's got up to 8 ladies chasing him because he told them he's single. Isn't that silly ?

8 He Wants To Dump His Girlfriend
An average dude who is about dumping his girlfriend will most likely tell you he's single because he wants you to be his new girlfriend

Written by: tosyne2much