tosyne2much:
This point is not an attack on guys. It is
just an honest attempt to point out
some of the traits that play into why
guys lie about being single. I know that so many dudes will rain curses on me for putting up this piece. The truth is bitter they say

Take a bottle of bobo drink and spread your mat

Reasons Why Guys Will Lie About Being Single

1. He Wants To Get Under Your Skirt
To be realistic, when a guy is currently in a relationship & he lies about being single is his primary motive to get under your pant .. He knows his chances of dating or having sex with you would be much lower if he is honest about being in a relationship. No guy forgets he's in a relationship unless he lies so he can have a chance to get into your pants. Is that so ? Yes it is

3. The Joy Of Being Chased
YES so many dudes derive joy when they are being chased by various species of ladies.. There are some that love the excitement of the flirting, the chase, cat and mouse game of it all. Most dudes derive joy when they've so many species of ladies ringing them up & sending numerous messages.. Isn't that a thing of joy ? Yeah it is to some sha

4. He's Broke
Don't get this twisted 'cos I’m not saying that guys are gold-
diggers (well, just few of them). I can say this because I know the frustration of being broke. He sees your father is rich and you are being influenced by your father's wealth, he will lie about being single because of his selfish interest. Should we call that ojukokoro ? YES


5. He Wants To Keep You As A Side Chic
He's promiscuous and wants to keep you as a side chic. He knows that the moment you realize he's in a relationship, chances are, you are likely to turn the other way and lose interest in him, therefore, he will lie about it.


7. He Want You To Keep Pestering Him For A Relationship
Because some people are just
plain stupid. There are little boys out who there who are immature in hurting a lady who loves them. I went to a barbing salon last week and I over heard a boy talking to his friends boastfully that he's got up to 8 ladies chasing him because he told them he's single. Isn't that silly ?

8 He Wants To Dump His Girlfriend
An average dude who is about dumping his girlfriend will most likely tell you he's single because he wants you to be his new girlfriend

Written by: tosyne2much

K

bla bla bla...k

I wonder if boys don't lie, many gals go dae single o. Just thinking out loud.

Well done tos toss! I believe u, n I agree, cos u also do d same as per say u be guy too

Are you having challenges in your relationship?

Do you know someone having a difficult time in his or her marriage?

Then see this thread on Nairaland for help: https://www.nairaland.com/2089510/signs-marriage-trouble-how-fix

I only say that to pretty girls

Op are you single?

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dechandel:
Is this also related to a married man lying that he isnt married?

dechandel:
Is this also related to a married man lying that he isnt married?

the new trend is married men lying that their wives are late**

Chuksteric:
Op are you single?

egbon calm down jhor.. I no follow join d list oooo

kccarew:
Well done tos toss! I believe u, n I agree, cos u also do d same as per say u be guy too

I no follow join d list ooooo

Hahaha... u are so one point. Esp. Dat first n second point

Oddly enough weneva I tell a girl I'm in a relationship na that time dem wan chuke head

Tosynetoomuch,das too much...peeps,don't lie..jus flirt...#wink

kilokeys:
i am very single...

elantraceey are my witnesses

amun't I?

no you amu

englishmart:
once a while we need to lie.

Even in the bible, God called Adam. "Adam Adam where are you?"
Adam answered "we are naked"

Now tell me, was that the answer?

No be today lying start

What is the sense in this?
Must Bible be used for such inconsequential reference?

skywalker888:
Tosyne2much has come again ooo with an eye opener thread

Personally, I have come across some of these desperate dudes. May God deliver us from them

Even You?

0h d irony of life
Garnished with d spoonful of surprises

Men la suffered

Seun pls don't allow children take over nairaland

very juvenile lists. yuck!

Op, cud u tell this honourable house how many gurls tell d truth when u 've used a sleek ride to lift them n dey see u as a propect/?

tosyne2much:
This point is not an attack on guys. It is
just an honest attempt to point out
some of the traits that play into why
guys lie about being single. I know that so many dudes will rain curses on me for putting up this piece. The truth is bitter they say

Take a bottle of bobo drink and spread your mat

Reasons Why Guys Will Lie About Being Single

1. He Wants To Get Under Your Skirt
To be realistic, when a guy is currently in a relationship & he lies about being single is his primary motive to get under your pant .. He knows his chances of dating or having sex with you would be much lower if he is honest about being in a relationship. No guy forgets he's in a relationship unless he lies so he can have a chance to get into your pants. Is that so ? Yes it is

3. The Joy Of Being Chased
YES so many dudes derive joy when they are being chased by various species of ladies.. There are some that love the excitement of the flirting, the chase, cat and mouse game of it all. Most dudes derive joy when they've so many species of ladies ringing them up & sending numerous messages.. Isn't that a thing of joy ? Yeah it is to some sha

4. He's Broke
Don't get this twisted 'cos I’m not saying that guys are gold-
diggers (well, just few of them). I can say this because I know the frustration of being broke. He sees your father is rich and you are being influenced by your father's wealth, he will lie about being single because of his selfish interest. Should we call that ojukokoro ? YES


5. He Wants To Keep You As A Side Chic
He's promiscuous and wants to keep you as a side chic. He knows that the moment you realize he's in a relationship, chances are, you are likely to turn the other way and lose interest in him, therefore, he will lie about it.


7. He Want You To Keep Pestering Him For A Relationship
Because some people are just
plain stupid. There are little boys out who there who are immature in hurting a lady who loves them. I went to a barbing salon last week and I over heard a boy talking to his friends boastfully that he's got up to 8 ladies chasing him because he told them he's single. Isn't that silly ?

8 He Wants To Dump His Girlfriend
An average dude who is about dumping his girlfriend will most likely tell you he's single because he wants you to be his new girlfriend

Written by: tosyne2much

A man who wants you as a side chick will let you know you're not his main chick

Dry thread dissapoint at the OP

elantraceey:


no you amu

Tracy! one minute you are saying "amu" and the next minute you are playing hillsong. which team do you wanna play on?

mirexxx:
liars

Who? Guys? Then girls are lying lionesses

What about me that is single?

koolg:
Seun pls don't allow children take over nairaland

very juvenile lists. yuck!

Seconded !!

delishpot:



If that isnt gold digging, what is it?
Ohh, it involves a guy so we shouldnt call it gold digging ba? If it was a woman.........

True talk

naijaboiy:
True talk

since I don dey hit FP, na this particular one go get d least number of LIKES (9 Likes 3 shares )


Chaiiiii guys dey para gan ooooo

:oIf I hear

tosyne2much:
I no follow join d list ooooo

kccarew:
:oIf I hear

okay I'm guilty of number 1

Does that make you happy ?