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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by jmoore(m): 5:38pm On Jan 14, 2015
Odunharry:

lol...wetin u learn
The hungry girls part. grin
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by GEJfan1: 5:39pm On Jan 14, 2015
grin
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jan 14, 2015
@Tosyne2much you better start taking classes from Jaybee3 grin
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jan 14, 2015
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ClintonNzedimma(m): 5:42pm On Jan 14, 2015
Chai....i be broke boy oh, i nor go lie but am not dating na.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by efonat(m): 5:43pm On Jan 14, 2015
farano:
Say NO to broke dudes grin
Una no dey work and spend too. Re u guys(females) handicapped?
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by efonat(m): 5:46pm On Jan 14, 2015
softysparky:

Don't tell me you are broke cos I don't do broke guys.
Even d background where u snap this pics na hotel. What do u expect? undecided
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by 1miccza: 5:49pm On Jan 14, 2015
I beg to disagree.....
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by efonat(m): 5:50pm On Jan 14, 2015
Relationship is sweeter wen both parties re comfortable. Irrespective of how little the gift is you will see the love being expressed. Is not until the man buys u the world before u realise he loves u

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by chubbygal(f): 5:50pm On Jan 14, 2015
Lol. brokeass

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Biggty(m): 5:50pm On Jan 14, 2015
What is the meaning of this, so broke guys can't date? Besides must guys provide for girls all in the name of dating?
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by PRINCEHPXP(m): 5:51pm On Jan 14, 2015
hmm....dis dude really caught part of me...#lmao

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Odunharry(m): 5:51pm On Jan 14, 2015
jmoore:

The hungry girls part. grin
lol...na tru na,if a girl isnt broke n hungry,she wont even think about a guy's wealth before saying yes

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by That2: 5:52pm On Jan 14, 2015
jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?



A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid



Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense



It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest


Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is



11: Broke nairaland guys rush to like this kind of posts!
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jan 14, 2015
ireneony:
broke guys be like




Lol hw d people get this sarcastic



Waiting for the day I will be this good
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by importexpert(m): 5:57pm On Jan 14, 2015
Lmao, thats true. In my view every person did this when he faced this situation!




importExpert assisted.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Oyawuni(m): 5:57pm On Jan 14, 2015
our mentality will change one day sha...
when we are rich...
hahahhaha
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nostradamus: 5:57pm On Jan 14, 2015
omo!!this guy don cast me oo,thunder fire poverty

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ochon: 5:58pm On Jan 14, 2015
jaybee3:

Na me be the bush man ooo but pictures (@ your dp) don't lie sha tongue tongue tongue tongue

gringringrin The ever modest Jaybee. cheesy

Another person after taking a look at her "bushy" pic, would have placed her rightfully where she belongs, but you are not one to use harsh words.

The advantages of the internet, where bush people gets to take a swipe at posh people's looks. grin
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by seangy4konji: 5:58pm On Jan 14, 2015
That was 15 years ago.

Stale
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by SleekyGee(m): 5:59pm On Jan 14, 2015
ShakurM:
11. U wear gucci oo, U wear prada, our grave na 6ft! We will all die grin

lol, some also say, u chop for chinese eatery o, u chop sea food o, na d same six classes of food we dey chop.lol
in yungsix voice: pray to God that he(no be me) die b4 i go broke
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by humilitypays(m): 5:59pm On Jan 14, 2015
tosyne2much:
Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at any slight frustration. An average broke dude is a frustrated dude. Et al, Tosyne, 1600 BC

I know that most guys will have me hated for this write up but the truth is bitter they say tongue

Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree grin

Here I go

10 Things Broke Guys Often Say

1. I love my girl friend so much and she's the best lady that has ever come into my life.. Ask him why he loves her so much & he will say " she's not demanding at all" # e no go beta for brokeness grin #

2. If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and she doesn't call you with at least N50, it implies she's using the credit to call other male admirers/suitors # God punish brokeness grin #

3. I'm contended with my torchlight phone because I'm not one of those using expensive phones just to impress ladies

4. When I become rich, I know so many ladies will be stalking me. I will bleep and dump them mercilessly

5 . Any lady who doesn't like my brokeness should go to hell because I can't kill myself

6. Any lady who loves me now that I'm broke is worthy of my ring as soon as I become rich

7. Money is not everything. I don't have money but no lady can make me feel less of myself

8. Ladies who turn me down now will regret when I become rich

9. I don't like ladies who point to expensive things when I take her to an eatery, at least courtesy demands she order for cheap thing 'cos she doesn't know the weight of my pocket

10. Ladies who run after rich dudes are mostly gold diggers



Written by : Tosyne2much

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99% of men do what u said on No. 4. I mean, they practice it...if u doubt, go near these entertainment celebrities who were poor and later stumbled upon wealth! Go close to such guys; they deal with ladies a lot! Most of them keep more than 100 classy girlfriends at the same time- just to play around and to pay ladies back; wrong mentality though.

No. 6; most guys practice what u said there...only few mumu guys dump ladies that stuck with them while struggling, and most of such guys always regret at the end.

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Sunshinelady(f): 6:00pm On Jan 14, 2015
jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?



A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid



Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense



It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest


Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is



. ^ there goes one grin
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by xynerise: 6:00pm On Jan 14, 2015
OK, I am a broke guy
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jan 14, 2015
Aprime:
As a chronic broke guy myself, I only hate your nerve for generalising such stupidity.

So if not because of etisalat free mb, u no for even dey here sef? God go punish poverty. Say "amen". Lol.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by xordik(m): 6:01pm On Jan 14, 2015
Odunharry:

i am not broke but i dnt do hungry girls
Guy u won
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by GentleFrank(m): 6:01pm On Jan 14, 2015
Lol, I can't just stop laughing
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ochon: 6:03pm On Jan 14, 2015
That2:
11: Broke nairaland guys rush to like this kind of posts!

There's nothing about being "broke" from Jaybee3's post. It's just too bad that bad economy, society and your ilk, have sadly trained our ladies with a "beggar" and "lazy" mentality, where they don't strive to earn money on their own, but leech off men as if it's their birthrights. A well-mannered lady with ambition to be independent don't expect a guy to spend on her as if it's birthright.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Sunshinelady(f): 6:03pm On Jan 14, 2015
Veralaw:
Why should I take okada when it's a 1hour walk to my place.

Why cook indomie with #300 when you can prepare a pot of okro soup that would last 4 days.
. Buhahahahaha
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jan 14, 2015
efonat:

Even d background where u snap this pics na hotel. What do u expect? undecided
Exactly what op is trying to say.

Broke guy that thinks any beautiful background is a hotel. Yours can as well be a motel SMH undecided

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Odunharry(m): 6:03pm On Jan 14, 2015
ochon:


gringringrin The ever modest Jaybee. cheesy

Another person after taking a look at her "bushy" pic, would have placed her rightfully where she belongs, but you are not one to use harsh words.

The advantages of the internet, where bush people gets to take a swipe at posh people's looks. grin
jaybee3 is humble and modest honestly...imagine what the the girl is saying.

If na coogar or 50calibre that babe for don deactivate her account

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