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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by follugee: 5:22pm On Jan 15, 2015
If you can't find ursef in d 10tinz listed above..














Then,












I am happy to tell you,





You are a FIRST CLASS MUGU....





Broke for a while or mugu for a while, which will you go for?




*buying more space from tosyne3much*
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ShakurM(m): 9:06pm On Jan 15, 2015
ArcToyin:

this doesnt mean u r penniless bt prudent.
I dey hear u
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by tosyne2much(m): 9:19pm On Jan 15, 2015
follugee:
If you can't find ursef in d 10tinz listed above..














Then,












I am happy to tell you,





You are a FIRST CLASS MUGU....





Broke for a while or mugu for a while, which will you go for?




*buying more space from tosyne3much*
you wey suppose don book space for the first page, na the 9th page u com dey book ur own space grin [/i]
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ritababe(f): 10:22pm On Jan 15, 2015
obaayo2:
evening

good night
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by follugee: 1:26pm On Jan 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
you wey suppose don book space for the first page, na the 9th page u com dey book ur own space grin [/i]
at age 80, God can still turn dat okada to ferrari my broda...lol....
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by toygod2: 3:47pm On Jan 19, 2015
ok o
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by TheSourcerer: 9:44am On Jul 13, 2020
milkywaves:
lolzzzzz!!!!!!!!. is like you are writing out of experience....Or should i take it as findings based on research?
hi could you message me here , my Nairaland mail doesn't work
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 9:49am On Jul 13, 2020
I love this thread undecided

And it's only the broke Niggas that has time to bash girls or counter threads on Nairaland.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by uthlaw: 11:31am On Jul 13, 2020
tosyne2much:
Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at any slight frustration. An average broke dude is a frustrated dude. Et al, Tosyne, 1600 BC

I know that most guys will have me hated for this write up but the truth is bitter they say tongue

Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree grin

Here I go

10 Things Broke Guys Often Say

1. I love my girl friend so much and she's the best lady that has ever come into my life.. Ask him why he loves her so much & he will say " she's not demanding at all" # e no go beta for brokeness grin #

2. If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and she doesn't call you with at least N50, it implies she's using the credit to call other male admirers/suitors # God punish brokeness grin #

3. I'm contended with my torchlight phone because I'm not one of those using expensive phones just to impress ladies

4. When I become rich, I know so many ladies will be stalking me. I will bleep and dump them mercilessly

5 . Any lady who doesn't like my brokeness should go to hell because I can't kill myself

6. Any lady who loves me now that I'm broke is worthy of my ring as soon as I become rich

7. Money is not everything. I don't have money but no lady can make me feel less of myself

8. Ladies who turn me down now will regret when I become rich

9. I don't like ladies who point to expensive things when I take her to an eatery, at least courtesy demands she order for cheap thing 'cos she doesn't know the weight of my pocket

10. Ladies who run after rich dudes are mostly gold diggers



Written by : Tosyne2much

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