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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jan 14, 2015
Odunharry:
buhahahahahah....make una no kill me with laff
grin
Bob laff use me whip ground o
the pic na bomb.I've never found someone looking so funny and to think of her badmouthing sm1 else was super funny itself
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by tosyne2much(op): 9:43pm On Jan 14, 2015
Swizdoe:
As in the points are as wack as the word wacky
As ehn, very very wack points
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Horllamideh(m): 9:47pm On Jan 14, 2015
tosyne2much:
hahahahahahaha.. Me I still dey learn oooo
lols....from wu?
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by tosyne2much(op): 9:50pm On Jan 14, 2015
Horllamideh:
lols....from wu?
See all these dumb dudes condemning my write-up.. You won't believe I have seen this my thread on two different blogs
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Laryne(m): 9:57pm On Jan 14, 2015
Why you dey cast us na? Lol...make God punish poverty.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by saintandsinnerz: 10:07pm On Jan 14, 2015
ritababe:
They can be very anonying

especially that number 8, even when they are 30, 40. when are they going to be rich?

Thats why they will always be followers just like my signature
Have you ever made 5000 naira by yourself?
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by jimmy101231(m): 10:32pm On Jan 14, 2015
jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?



A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid



Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense



It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest


Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is
guy I'm sure ur broke...all those once na still brokeness mentality
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Temmytea70(m): 10:34pm On Jan 14, 2015
tosyne2much:
Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at any slight frustration. An average broke dude is a frustrated dude. Et al, Tosyne, 1600 BC

I know that most guys will have me hated for this write up but the truth is bitter they say tongue

Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree grin

Here I go

10 Things Broke Guys Often Say

1. I love my girl friend so much and she's the best lady that has ever come into my life.. Ask him why he loves her so much & he will say " she's not demanding at all" # e no go beta for brokeness grin #

2. If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and she doesn't call you with at least N50, it implies she's using the credit to call other male admirers/suitors # God punish brokeness grin #

3. I'm contended with my torchlight phone because I'm not one of those using expensive phones just to impress ladies

4. When I become rich, I know so many ladies will be stalking me. I will bleep and dump them mercilessly

5 . Any lady who doesn't like my brokeness should go to hell because I can't kill myself

6. Any lady who loves me now that I'm broke is worthy of my ring as soon as I become rich

7. Money is not everything. I don't have money but no lady can make me feel less of myself

8. Ladies who turn me down now will regret when I become rich

9. I don't like ladies who point to expensive things when I take her to an eatery, at least courtesy demands she order for cheap thing 'cos she doesn't know the weight of my pocket

10. Ladies who run after rich dudes are mostly gold diggers



Written by : Tosyne2much

Guys Feel Free To Add Yours


Let Forming Begin & Bashing Begin
K
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by orevajude(m): 10:52pm On Jan 14, 2015
Living under family wealth could also entail u working in the family's biz,so no u aint broke.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Elypsis(m): 11:01pm On Jan 14, 2015
lanicky:
This guy will never stop talking about 10 things..lol


His next topic would be.....10 things broke gals say or maybe 20.
I tire o......I wonder why he can't put his writing skills into sumfin dat can brng him money......
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ritababe(f): 11:13pm On Jan 14, 2015
saintandsinnerz:
Have you ever made 5000 naira by yourself?
in a minute
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Horllamideh(m): 11:18pm On Jan 14, 2015
tosyne2much:
See all these dumb dudes condemning my write-up.. You won't believe I have seen this my thread on two different blogs
fiwon sile....smellows niwon.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by obaayo2: 11:20pm On Jan 14, 2015
ritababe:
thank God and urs?
mine was................
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by jjk24(m): 11:20pm On Jan 14, 2015
Money money money. Its here ,next its not. Why don't u try and see what's important. yall b gettin f~cked b gettin paid.. And. Still finking u no hoe?. Think again. Stereotypical niaja girls. #smh.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ritababe(f): 11:25pm On Jan 14, 2015
obaayo2:
mine was................
stressful i guess
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by tosyne2much(op): 11:25pm On Jan 14, 2015
Elypsis:
I tire o......I wonder why he can't put his writing skills into sumfin dat can brng him money......
and you told you I'm not getting offers for what I'm writing here.. They dia make pant dey wear una

Make una dey criticize my write-up while I keep making cool cash.. Check my Signature
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by henrylowe(m): 11:28pm On Jan 14, 2015
heffem:
didn't mean to devour him my broda. Just for the fun U̶̲̥̅̊ know. And tosyne is 1 hell of a guy, who's write-ups ȋ̝̊̅ cherish always.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by efonat(m): 11:31pm On Jan 14, 2015
I don't think so. A real woman is hard working she doesn't depend on a man to put food on d table. She goes all out to make a mark and still love her husband.
softysparky:
Exactly what op is trying to say.

Broke guy that thinks any beautiful background is a hotel. Yours can as well be a motel SMH undecided
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by obaayo2: 11:33pm On Jan 14, 2015
ritababe:
stressful i guess
u re awake...i tot u d slept
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by efonat(m): 11:35pm On Jan 14, 2015
U dey play with Edo girls? She don yarn u everything
ritababe:
in a minute
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by LewisO: 11:38pm On Jan 14, 2015
Dopefiend:
It's neither an insult nor a curse bruv. If you think otherwise, you can jump into the lagoon for cleansing.
Guy! why are u this way?
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by LewisO: 11:44pm On Jan 14, 2015
Abiagirl777:
Don't eva pray to date a broke guy?i rememba my ex b4 ,afta sex everywhere will be so hot and stuffy,we'll be fanning ourselves wit paper,no fridge,he was still living in his school lodge,3 yrs afta service.
I loved him so much,i double dated,took from my rich bf to take care of him.later left him his situation i couldn't contend with.
Poverty is a disease,it meks you most tyms lose wot u cherish.
I would have like to see your pics
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by mirexxx(f): 11:47pm On Jan 14, 2015
tosyne2much kiss
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Princecharmin(m): 11:48pm On Jan 14, 2015
jaybee3:
see as you fine like mammy....
bobo[sub][/sub] undecided
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by LewisO: 11:49pm On Jan 14, 2015
ritababe:
They can be very anonying

especially that number 8, even when they are 30, 40. when are they going to be rich?

Thats why they will always be followers just like my signature
For this crappy post u just posted.

What else can I ask u?

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Princecharmin(m): 11:51pm On Jan 14, 2015
farano:
Say NO to broke dudes grin
say NO to jobless bit.ches cheesy
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by tosyne2much(op): 11:52pm On Jan 14, 2015
mirexxx:
tosyne.2much kiss
what's up jawe ? grin
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 11:57pm On Jan 14, 2015
Even though being broke is childish i would never intentionally lash out on brother because of his present financial conditions..any body can be going from being broke to being wealthy...staying broke without making moves to change the situation is The Sin




“No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.” – Tony Robbins
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by guyX(m): 11:59pm On Jan 14, 2015
The way this dude speaks from the female point of all the time, I'm forced to think Drank a PROGESTERONE SUPPLEMENT.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by guyX(m): 12:00am On Jan 15, 2015
The way this dude speaks from the female point of view all the time, I'm forced to think he drank a PROGESTERONE SUPPLEMENT.
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by braindamage(m): 12:03am On Jan 15, 2015
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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by mirexxx(f): 12:05am On Jan 15, 2015
tosyne2much:
what's up jawe ? grin
ntin i miss u kiss
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