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kristina1:
Spot on.
i hate dat type eehn,within 5 mins,you wl know deir history.

kristina1:
Am good o.
Are you back for real??

Akranez:
Cheii.. This tosyne2much guy don turn celebrity o..
See as gal dey toast him

E be like me sef go create 10 reasons thread why girls no suppose dey fart o..

Ich bin jealous..

MissSlimbody:
I find it really annoying, but na number 1 dey annoy me pass.

dorlapoh20:
yeap. let's rock this section together gf

Tinubu:
Tani egbon re?

Don't curse me with old age wey never catch me o... Am not even 23 yet

dorlapoh20:
yeap. let's rock this section together gf

chimerase2:
egbon ni yi jawe

Tinubu:
Pishure of your birth certificate or.....


You tink say I be like you wey don clock 27 before e get Admission

tosyne2much:
I thought of those things I used to do when MEN were BOYS & I decided to scribble it down. It takes a miracle if you don't fall in one of the categories either when you were at a tender age or now that you have evolved into a man

Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree

Here I go

10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You

1. You are really in a hurry to somewhere, he walks up to you to strike a convo & you told him you've got no time for any convo. He won't let go off you thereby following you everywhere

2. He strikes up a convo and starts asking unnecessary and annoying questions. For example, Chelsea is playing against Swansea today, will you watch it the match?

3. He's inside his car and the moment he sees you, he slows down and he's like "baby do you care for a ride". You turn deaf to him but he keeps moving at a slow pace, trying to convince you why you have to get into his car for a ride

4. He approaches you and within 3mins, he's already asking for your phone number as if his life depends on it

5. He walks up to you, introduces himself and b4 you know it, he brings up his expensive phone out of his pocket so that you can see it.

6. He walks up to you saying you bear facial resemblance with someone he knows. You told him you can't remember knowing him anywhere and he will start beating around the bush. For example, did you attend so so so school ? #oga park well jhor, she already know what you are up to

7. You are seated in an eatery waiting for someone. He comes to you saying he wouldn't mind keeping your company since you are alone. You told him the person you are waiting for is on the way but he wouldn't listen at all

8. He approaches you & strikes up a convo. He will keep stammering because he is not that confident. #These ones are beginners# let he who have never stammered while striving up a convo cast the first stone

9. He approaches you and he dips his two hands into his pockets, talking confidently as if he has known you for a long time. # those ones don tay for the game#

10. He walks up to you telling you how pretty you are and he couldn't he'll but approach you because you caught his fancy. For example, you are the most beautiful lady I have ever approached # ogbeni park well jhor*

Source: https://tosyne2much.

Written by : Tosyne2much

chimerase2:
I was 21 wen I gained admission into de univ
4 years leta I came out
So using the almighty formula with the new year in sight
With dis egbon u can easily calculate ma total age

Thank u

MissSlimbody:
The one that will approach you on the street and start 2 tell you his life story

"My name is tunde, my friends call me eshin (horse). I stay beside that lawyer's compound in cardoso lane. I work in apapa, I also play football, I train in that barrack @marine bridge. When will you be chanced 2 visit me?"

In my mind, I'll be like "who send u all this 1 wey u dey talk"

Tinubu:
Tani egbon re?

Don't curse me with old age wey never catch me o... Am not even 23 yet

chimerase2:
trust me i wont condole derailing in dis sextion

Nexxy007:
so tosyne2much, u never compile list of category of women guys can go after?

I know say na dat one you go wan see

Tinubu:
Ahhhh

Gained admission at 16 in 2008
Graduated last year

So do the math, Uncle Chime ..... Better go marry and stop dragging Nairaland with shidren like me

assfreaky:
Chai, you wicked o. See as you expose some brothers

chimerase2:

I dey find wife u go help me?

Tinubu:
Trust not in man... Put all thy trust in Yahweh ... He disappointeth not

dorlapoh20:

MissSlimbody:
The one that will approach you on the street and start 2 tell you his life story

"My name is tunde, my friends call me eshin (horse). I stay beside that lawyer's compound in cardoso lane. I work in apapa, I also play football, I train in that barrack @marine bridge. When will you be chanced 2 visit me?"

In my mind, I'll be like "who send u all this 1 wey u dey talk"

hahahahahahahahaha

Bukola see as you open our nyansh for public forum

chimerase2:
no wori I dey wait de day u go open thread for here
I go finish amu

kristina1:
Yaayyy,,let's go there

skywalker888:
Tosyne again ? Your thinking faculty is unquantifiable

Number 1, 3 & 8 tho

dorlapoh20:
gf i just came across that thread handsomeness of nl dude
Gosh those guys are

chibwike:
Lol....to woo girl no dey easy oh....

I swear e hard die.. May God help us oh

tosyne2much:
hahahahahahahahaha

Bukola see as you open our nyansh for public forum