₦airaland Forum

braintext:
what was he doing there?

Rapzino:
tell him that he's stepped on a giant toe.

iceberylin:
Who said nothing good comes out from Nazareth

naijaboiy:

AfricanApple:
eh? I actually enjoyed his stay, i wish he would come again

ggrin:

AfricanApple:
yes I did. he was in my room few minute ago, any problem

naijaboiy:

ggrin:

chimerase2:

Rapzino:
this girl iyaf killed me!

AfricanApple:
yes I did. he was in my room few minute ago, any problem

AfricanApple:
you better wake up, abi you no won chop Xmas rice this year?

AfricanApple:
I must not tell else I will be banned

merit12:
If tell him ,I'm looking for. Him

offspec:
At least we tried surprising you once. It's not crime you try same. If you like write an encyclopedia but for we, we don't even need keep notes. Our brain is enough to record all your f_ck-up
Yes, you have to know that our personality is a function of who we are and our attitude a function of who you are! shikina
Be old fashioned too. I tell you, we won't mind you go on your natural hair or preferably on low-cuts. We really love it that way - ah swear. If it is for everything you want at first date, don't worry we will do it provided you will also do what we want at first date. I won't mention it but....you know naa!
Don't be a woman-baby either. Don't cry or lower your voice like that of a new born baby just to extort or get something from us.
No, We will even stop our breath and listen. I better dial 180 or 181 on my MTN line and keep listening and repeating the menu. Abi i no get work?
You people always find out the truth to be lies. But the lies, you digest all into your system as the truth. We won't cheat if you give us all we want without asking for a dime. In that case, we are paying for services rendered by you, and when what we pay for don't meet to our standard, we opt for a plan-B. So don't blame us baby.
I guess you have not heard of the phrase that says "Bros before hoes" else you wont open your mouth(abi phone) and say this. Sorry, my guy remains my priority cos any help i render to him, he shows much appreciation and not taking it as "His right; My responsibilty"
Why should we appreciate things bought with our own money? It is our money so we can choose to appreciate or condemn it and you have no right to question us. Try use your own money, and if we don't appreciate, come back and create another thread.
Heheheheheheheh' I laugh first. Will you tell us how to use what we paid for. It is just like you went to market to buy weave-on and the market woman still wan tell you the style you go make with am. Ihn deh happen? No, you answer am!
And if we turn down going out with you, or we opt to going out with another babe, it probably has nothing to do with you either. We all have our down days not so?
Help us to by bring money to run the household. There is no where in the bible or koran that says it's a sin to do so.
We will always say sorry when we are wrong but not on occasions where you wrong us and still expect us to say sorry. No it's not done. We are not Jesus.
We will always like a comfirmatory test to truely confirm that you are really on your period. Once confirmed, trust us, even though konji is a bastard, we can bear while it lasts cos those lump of blood irritate us as well. Though we are sorry about the cramps and we also share in you prayers too for your period to end even though our prayer point might differ.
Hygiene is more a necessity to you than to us. We should be more concerned about yours than you to ours.
Until you desist from No. 10.
What is wrong if you be our reminder. What if there was no GSM? Abeg! We have many other important issues to think of. Birthdays aint even the one-millionth of them.
We will respect you if you ain't a feminist and are loyal to us. Thank you!

twerkjack:
oloshi

twerkjack:
oloshi

offspec:
At least we tried surprising you once. It's not crime you try same. If you like write an encyclopedia but for we, we don't even need keep notes. Our brain is enough to record all your f_ck-up

Yes, you have to know that our personality is a function of who we are and our attitude a function of who you are! shikina

Be old fashioned too. I tell you, we won't mind you go on your natural hair or preferably on low-cuts. We really love it that way - ah swear. If it is for everything you want at first date, don't worry we will do it provided you will also do what we want at first date. I won't mention it but....you know naa!

MzNelly:
So....tell me sadist, what did she do to you?

offspec:
So....tell me barbarian, what did i do to you?

MzNelly:
You really didn't have to be rude. It's totally uncalled for.

offspec:
At least we tried surprising you once. It's not crime you try same. If you like write an encyclopedia but for we, we don't even need keep notes. Our brain is enough to record all your f_ck-up
Yes, you have to know that our personality is a function of who we are and our attitude a function of who you are! shikina
Be old fashioned too. I tell you, we won't mind you go on your natural hair or preferably on low-cuts. We really love it that way - ah swear. If it is for everything you want at first date, don't worry we will do it provided you will also do what we want at first date. I won't mention it but....you know naa!
Don't be a woman-baby either. Don't cry or lower your voice like that of a new born baby just to extort or get something from us.
No, We will even stop our breath and listen. I better dial 180 or 181 on my MTN line and keep listening and repeating the menu. Abi i no get work?
You people always find out the truth to be lies. But the lies, you digest all into your system as the truth. We won't cheat if you give us all we want without asking for a dime. In that case, we are paying for services rendered by you, and when what we pay for don't meet to our standard, we opt for a plan-B. So don't blame us baby.
I guess you have not heard of the phrase that says "Bros before hoes" else you wont open your mouth(abi phone) and say this. Sorry, my guy remains my priority cos any help i render to him, he shows much appreciation and not taking it as "His right; My responsibilty"
Why should we appreciate things bought with our own money? It is our money so we can choose to appreciate or condemn it and you have no right to question us. Try use your own money, and if we don't appreciate, come back and create another thread.
Heheheheheheheh' I laugh first. Will you tell us how to use what we paid for. It is just like you went to market to buy weave-on and the market woman still wan tell you the style you go make with am. Ihn deh happen? No, you answer am!
And if we turn down going out with you, or we opt to going out with another babe, it probably has nothing to do with you either. We all have our down days not so?
Help us to by bring money to run the household. There is no where in the bible or koran that says it's a sin to do so.
We will always say sorry when we are wrong but not on occasions where you wrong us and still expect us to say sorry. No it's not done. We are not Jesus.
We will always like a comfirmatory test to truely confirm that you are really on your period. Once confirmed, trust us, even though konji is a bastard, we can bear while it lasts cos those lump of blood irritate us as well. Though we are sorry about the cramps and we also share in you prayers too for your period to end even though our prayer point might differ.
Hygiene is more a necessity to you than to us. We should be more concerned about yours than you to ours.
Until you desist from No. 10.
What is wrong if you be our reminder. What if there was no GSM? Abeg! We have many other important issues to think of. Birthdays aint even the one-millionth of them.
We will respect you if you ain't a feminist and are loyal to us. Thank you!

Mojanity:
What is this one saying