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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:02am On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists!

You should be worried about the misanthropes too who hide under the guise of politics to display their hatred for one another. They should be here by morning.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by njuwo(m): 1:02am On Jan 22, 2015
There is nothing that person will not see on Nairaland, next will be how to use healthy and clean joystick on healthy and clean vagina.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ichommy(m): 1:02am On Jan 22, 2015
halimaabi:
GEJ ONE LOVE NIGERIA.

PDPweeds
GEJweeds
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ddippset(m): 1:03am On Jan 22, 2015
ichommy:


N for Nairaland
n for space booking.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:04am On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists!
yeah! preach! cool pass the lovely message to these stupid men!! cheesy

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by coogar: 1:04am On Jan 22, 2015
this counter thread is dead on arrival.

a man that did not take his bath for 100 days would stink less than a woman that didn't take her bath for 3 days.

urine & sëmen are the only things men worry about. women have about 25 different fluids to worry about, if not more.....

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:05am On Jan 22, 2015
Ishilove:
grin grin grin

I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...
some of them live and eat on one boxers for a week! grin grin, patch! patch! everywhere grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by zeepatoprick(m): 1:06am On Jan 22, 2015
A thread for vaginas and anoda for joysticks. This threads are created to inspire mockery instead of knowledge, which is derogatory to both sexes.. But it is of concrete note that if u are a lady and u've a smelly vagina,it is understandable dat it mite not necessarily be out of poor hygiene but of factors beyond ur control.. I.e infections.. But if u are man! and ur reproductive organ omits an offensive odour, am sorry it simply means that u are dirty (and should be ashamed of urself).. Thank you

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by stanisbaratheon: 1:07am On Jan 22, 2015
Nneka123:
some of them live and eat on one boxers for a week! grin grin, patch! patch! everywhere grin

chai wickedgringrin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by menix(m): 1:08am On Jan 22, 2015
freezyprinzy:
some guys joystick smells o especialy d uncircumcised d*cks#no homo#but dy do

Bro two thingz re involved either urs ozzz or certainly a homo, if its d later go check ursef 4 an infection or d smell is comin frm d Lap region close 2 d anus.. (No bashin intended)

Buh seriously y wuld dick smell, d only smell I can blive is possible nah doz guyz wey dey use tissue paper clean their puff puff yansh instead of almighty water..

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by 9iceClick: 1:09am On Jan 22, 2015
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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:10am On Jan 22, 2015
Most Naija men are circumcised na,which one kon be foreskin again kwanu,all this copy and paste sef..this tori no just consign me cos I dey wash am down with jik and iron sponge

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by coogar: 1:10am On Jan 22, 2015
this is the kind of thread you would find ishilove. grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Chris95(m): 1:10am On Jan 22, 2015
F*uck dis!! We dnt need a manual on our d*cks...we already knw hw to do d needful.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freezyprinzy(m): 1:10am On Jan 22, 2015
menix:


Bro two thingz re involved either urs ozzz or certainly a homo, if its d later go check ursef 4 an infection or d smell is comin frm d Lap region close 2 d anus..

Buh seriously y wuld dick smell, d only smell I can blive is possible nah doz guyz wey dey use tissue paper clean their puff puff yansh instead of almighty water..
guy watin net dy 4!? And am a christain u know wat dat means SEARCH!
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by mafioso47(m): 1:14am On Jan 22, 2015
Ishilove:
grin grin grin

I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...
lol you mean this is the reason for holes in boxers? Lmao
Buh seriously, guys don't have that side smelly.. Naa not atall

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by wunmi590(m): 1:16am On Jan 22, 2015
Joy and stick you mean grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:19am On Jan 22, 2015
Whatever...

And yet, they still just can't have enough of blowing it away with their mouths.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:25am On Jan 22, 2015
Okay. I get why they're obsessed with it. The joystick is a formidable foe I think. It rivals, control and tame the dolly hoe.

Professional blow givers excited and spewing trash against the holy staff.

Damn! Nairaland promotes stupidity!! grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:25am On Jan 22, 2015
Nurragain! Smelly balls is definately a huge turn off damn angry and hairy balls shocked nurragoodsomething
Another thread on how to take care of an organ. Soon we will see how to keep the armpit clean eew

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by mafioso47(m): 1:27am On Jan 22, 2015
Nneka123:
some of them live and eat on one boxers for a week! grin grin, patch! patch! everywhere grin
lmao whose boxers wre u refering to ? lol

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:27am On Jan 22, 2015
Dicks aint hard to take care oo.neat and pink as it should be
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by easystudy101: 1:29am On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists!

How did you find out that male joysticks are smell

You must have been on your knees countless number of times

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by siegfried99(m): 1:30am On Jan 22, 2015
dimdim001:
Our lollipops r always clean, dats y ladies always luv suckin' it grin

Na so grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Ishilove: 1:36am On Jan 22, 2015
coogar:
this is the kind of thread you would find ishilove. grin
You are not serious cheesy

Coogar, read and learn... grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Champele(m): 1:38am On Jan 22, 2015
Hello girls,dick dont smell,even a mad man's.if you can recall,women have been sucking dick before pu*sy licking.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:41am On Jan 22, 2015
Nneka123:
some of them live and eat on one boxers for a week! grin grin, patch! patch! everywhere grin
Except me
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:45am On Jan 22, 2015
I much know we guyz will not hear word from this ladies simply concerning this topic,..especially those ladies that can't do without Joystick



Joystick sucker

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