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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by harry509: 11:24pm On Feb 03, 2015
[quote author=oldbrain post=30324604][/quote]wan teacha of toaster's. If yu like toast d gal wit Diplomatic's style or Not frm now til wen PDP go rigged election 4 GEJ. D only language Nigeria gals understand is M.O.N.E.Y dats is ego. Eu-nugo? undecided
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Kedam(m): 11:28pm On Feb 03, 2015
diddydiva:

if they actually know how to treat woman nicely.

why not
The possibility of treating you nicely is low. Nigerian guys are one of the most romantic in d world. I guess u had a bad experience and was unfortunate those u have met .
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by harry509: 11:30pm On Feb 03, 2015
[quote author=oldbrain post=30324604][/quote]wan teacha of toaster's. If yu like toast d gal wit Diplomatic's style or Not frm now til wen PDP go rigged election 4 GEJ. D only language Nigeria gals understand is M.O.N.E.Y dats is ego. Eu-nugo? undecidedundecided
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 11:33pm On Feb 03, 2015
Kedam:
The possibility of treating you nicely is low. Nigerian guys are one of the most romantic in d world. I guess u had a bad experience and was unfortunate those u have met .
hmmmmmmmm. with what have seen in this supposed romance section to far I don't think you are right.

and as for your guess u are right. several times and it made me wonder what part of Nigeria you are from
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by An2elect2(f): 11:35pm On Feb 03, 2015
Kedam:
The possibility of treating you nicely is low. Nigerian guys are one of the most romantic in d world. I guess u had a bad experience and was unfortunate those u have met .

tell her another lie. #rolls eyes# romantic ko nomadic ni

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Kedam(m): 11:43pm On Feb 03, 2015
diddydiva:

hmmmmmmmm. with what have seen in this supposed romance section to far I don't think you are right.

and as for your guess u are right. several times and it made me wonder what part of Nigeria you are from
people are here because of different reasons so u can't judge with whatever u have seen here most of them are loving, caring and affectionate if u get to know them. Whetever they might have spit out doesn't make them bad.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Tosinville(m): 11:43pm On Feb 03, 2015
diddydiva:
a day will come when wooing a lady would become a course to study in Nigeria.

Nigerian men and guys are helplessly not romantic.
grin cheesy real bad boy diva, I feel ya pain lol, but nobody gat time singing a love song in a garden full of rose & habiscus flowers for a girl anymore, thangs has changed, get da stacks & gimme d p*zzy, straight up #YSL

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by An2elect2(f): 11:48pm On Feb 03, 2015
diddydiva:

hmmmmmmmm. with what have seen in this supposed romance section to far I don't think you are right.

and as for your guess u are right. several times and it made me wonder what part of Nigeria you are from

Your observation is spot on. Faaaaaar from treating women nicely... i wont want to end up with this kind of men or wish any woman the same. It is a sad reality for most women here, the society is highly patriarchal.
Nothing bad with that but it becomes discomforting when women are constantly harassed and disrespected and shoved aside as mere 'domestic appendage' lacking logical abilities and deserving of love.

shame.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 11:49pm On Feb 03, 2015
Kedam:
people are here because of different reasons so u can't judge with whatever u have seen here most of them are loving, caring and affectionate if u get to know them. Whetever they might have spit out doesn't make them bad.
hmmmmmmm interesting. I will really like to get to know them
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Kedam(m): 11:52pm On Feb 03, 2015
An2elect2:


tell her another lie. #rolls eyes# romantic ko nomadic ni

you might not believe me but that's the fact.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by blakky97(m): 11:55pm On Feb 03, 2015
[quote author=oldbrain post=30324604][/quote]
old school.
do people still toast girls where you live?
what colour is the sun where you live?
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Tosinville(m): 11:55pm On Feb 03, 2015
harry509:
wan teacha of toaster's. If yu like toast d gal wit Diplomatic's style or Not frm now til wen PDP go rigged election 4 GEJ. D only language Nigeria gals understand is M.O.N.E.Y dats is ego. Eu-nugo? undecided
grin grin dis dude dey vex o! Lol, at least u must get something wey you go use attract love na, u no fine? U no get sweet mouth? Abi u think say love dey blind like b4? Bro, you gotta hustle hard o!, I'm in d hustle now Lol
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 11:58pm On Feb 03, 2015
nickydof:
If you like cram, if you like stammer, if otolo like you, she don like you. None of your inadequacies or adequacies will really matter. Speaking from experience!!!
naso bro,even sometimes u don't need any toast because she don fall already.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Kedam(m): 12:00am On Feb 04, 2015
diddydiva:

hmmmmmmm interesting. I will really like to get to know them
They are everywhere. You just have to understand them, show them love, and treat them like someone special. I think 90 percent won't let you down. Only the few ,,,,, will.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 12:00am On Feb 04, 2015
An2elect2:


Your observation is spot on. Faaaaaar from treating women nicely... i wont want to end up with this kind of men or wish any woman the same. It is a sad reality for most women here, the society is highly patriarchal.
Nothing bad with that but it becomes discomforting when women are constantly harassed and disrespected and shoved aside as mere 'domestic appendage' lacking logical abilities and deserving of love.

shame.
it's the African mentality dear, especially in Nigeria
women are weaker sex and are treated like slaves.
in all aspect of life even when it's suppose to be with mutual agreement like marriage sex childbearing etc they are made to listen.

little do men know that a woman is responsible for whatever or whomever they become.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 12:04am On Feb 04, 2015
Kedam:
They are everywhere. You just have to understand them, show them love, and treat them like someone special. I think 90 percent won't let you down. Only the few ,,,,, will.
stop cajoling yourself mister

the only good male I know God!!!
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by HARDDON: 12:04am On Feb 04, 2015
[quote author=oldbrain post=30324604][/quote]

Can't bliv with all my efforts there qrw still guys like oldbrain out there....!

Dude what did u just reel?

Razzle? In this age and time? What exactly do u wano tell her with ur super confident airs that she hasn't heard a thousand times over?

Point 1: ofcos she wud kill u! Chop ur head open n suck off ur brains witha stroll since u are dumb enuf to come at a total stranger with Luv lines. Simply whack......she wud kill u! A bruised ego is another form of death that so many a guy never wakes from.

Point 2: no need to convince any body, cos in ur trying hard to, , d smart ones see tru u n wud make it hard for u to float let alone swim. Bon d brain wash talk , she let u cos she Fancy some salient spots not because u too tu5h!

Point 3 only come into play when she's taken the wind off ur sail while u were trying so hard to please her instead of teasing her then u go struggling to keep d sinking ship sailing. Ur throat runs dry, body language wussy, sense dense n u just wish u cud redeem d situation by asking silly Qs u listed above.

Op change ur orientation n ball like em big boys:
The moment u let a gurl know ur intentions, u r as gud as done. Pack ur body pack n just roll!
Unpredictability is the name of the ish. Ring d wheel: came to check if ur brain is as sleek as ur face, if u worth having a Holy convoy with...... U dig?
Dare to be outstanding. they r all wired to think any guy that says hiya, is asking em out n mos def wants some cooche, ur duty is to prove otherwise n run d rule over her. Ur hands r full n talking to her even is a privilege she should cherish !

Make fun of her, tease her, make her laugh n when d laughter is loudest, collect her phone, punch ur number in , dail it n be gone. Im still yet to make up my mind if it was nice meeting u or not, u live to prove that. ...
...........We gone. We ain't got time to waste.
Make sure u don't call her that day. U r too busy with others.


NOTE: a lady u make laugh that her rib cracks a bit, is half way home! Go figure

With woman, d way forward(in) is d way backward(send less) n just like wise guys don't go chasing money as d foolish ones, but set money traps, so also shld it be with women , set laughter traps, be cocky, be funny .

Countless r them that have been rumbled without even as much as knowing her name, then when she finally comes to her senses from d clouds, she be like: cant bliv i just did that! do u even know my name? grin

Ofcos d rest is history, she wud be d one calling from that day ! cheesy


But u wudnt dig......guys don't dig.....
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by An2elect2(f): 12:06am On Feb 04, 2015
Kedam:
you might not believe me but that's the fact.

yea facts on Jupiter. Is that an innate trait that cannot be expressed by nig men on earth? Pls dear be honest. k?
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 12:06am On Feb 04, 2015
Tosinville:
grin cheesy real bad boy diva, I feel ya pain lol, but nobody gat time singing a love song in a garden full of rose & habiscus flowers for a girl anymore, thangs has changed, get da stacks & gimme d p*zzy, straight up #YSL
I like your sincerity
but you most work on your mentality too cos no one likes to be treated as a bitch.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 12:09am On Feb 04, 2015
An2elect2:


tell her another lie. #rolls eyes# romantic ko nomadic ni

leave him now


let him praise himself
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Kedam(m): 12:13am On Feb 04, 2015
An2elect2:


yea facts on Jupiter. Is that an innate trait that cannot be expressed by nig men on earth? Pls dear be honest. k?
lol I am being honest.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by An2elect2(f): 12:16am On Feb 04, 2015
diddydiva:

it's the African mentality dear, especially in Nigeria
women are weaker sex and are treated like slaves.
in all aspect of life even when it's suppose to be with mutual agreement like marriage sex childbearing etc they are made to listen.

little do men know that a woman is responsible for whatever or whomever they become.

African mentality? nah i don't agree. Our cultures are not demeaning towards women. These are self-entitled 'men' who have set up themselves for this course.

Our elementary role is to assist them as men! Just sayen.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by An2elect2(f): 12:18am On Feb 04, 2015
Kedam:
lol I am being honest.
no you are not.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Kedam(m): 12:21am On Feb 04, 2015
diddydiva:

leave him now


let him praise himself
who dey praise himself. I guess its high time I parked well lol.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by An2elect2(f): 12:24am On Feb 04, 2015
Kedam:
people are here because of different reasons so u can't judge with whatever u have seen here most of them are loving, caring and affectionate if u get to know them. Whetever they might have spit out doesn't make them bad.

LOL this post is sooo funny. You seem to know where every nairaland guy lives and how they live! even where they work and school! all they say here is contrary to what they say in 'reality'! you know so much! i think you should go join them there on the discovery Chanel. LOL.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 12:26am On Feb 04, 2015
An2elect2:


African mentality? nah i don't agree. Our cultures are not demeaning towards women. These are self-entitled 'men' who have set up themselves for this course.

Our elementary role is to assist them as men! Just sayen.
hmmmmmm if you say so.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 12:31am On Feb 04, 2015
Kedam:
who dey praise himself. I guess its high time I parked well lol.
lolzzzzzzzzz
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 12:33am On Feb 04, 2015
An2elect2:


LOL this post is sooo funny. You seem to know where every nairaland guy lives and how they live! even where they work and school! all they say here is contrary to what they say in 'reality'! you know so much! i think you should go join them there on the discovery Chanel. LOL.
lolzzzzzzzz pls take it easy on him


I can't laugh
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Kedam(m): 12:34am On Feb 04, 2015
An2elect2:


LOL this post is sooo funny. You seem to know where every nairaland guy lives and how they live! even where they work and school! all they say here is contrary to what they say in 'reality'! you know so much! i think you should go join them there on the discovery Chanel. LOL.
what's so funny about it. I think if there is a post that says Nigerian girls and women are helplessly not romantic. I guess u won't find it funny. Will you?
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Kedam(m): 12:38am On Feb 04, 2015
An2elect2:

no you are not.
So how can one convince a damsel like you.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by An2elect2(f): 12:40am On Feb 04, 2015
Kedam:
what's so funny about it. I think if there is a post that says Nigerian girls and women are helplessly not romantic. I guess u won't find it funny. Will you?

I wouldn't even care, trust me i wouldn't.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by aniagoluaustin(m): 12:41am On Feb 04, 2015
klassiquette:
Also for the grammarians; it's ideal you use simple English stop trying to impress, blowing off crammed grammar from the dictionary is a total turn off

noted

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