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Ten Strange Things All Women Has Done At Least Once

1. Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood comes out.

2. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the …..you know.

4. Open your mouth really wide while putting mascara on.

5. When you don’t have a pad around when you start your period…you fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of the underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”

7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female for a “period stain” who asks, regardless of who they are-even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

9. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

10. Comment on this thread and say “Eww, I’ve never done that before”

I see y’all

nairaland girls would be lyk...
ah ah who is this talkative again




girls while applying mascara, thats when they open Everything

pooing in a toilet, squeezing their arse so the poop wont sound loud....
all girls does this.... even *pim* u wont hear esp when purging they would wonderfully control the situation but if na guyz oboi na the reverse oo

This girlie iyaaff leaked our secret....

All women has done?
Interesting.

Period this, period that.

I dont open my mouth when applying mascara jor! I am a badass professional.
As for the rest, gross!

op take 1 bottle of orijin

that no.3 tho.... That explains why u'll hardly hear the sound of a girl's fart

Maybe just maybe, it actually goes up the.... U know

some girls while trying to make The cat eye ends up getting the cow eye clean it out and start afresh

alberto2k:
that no.3 tho.... That explains why u'll hardly hear the sound of a girl's fart

Maybe just maybe, it actually goes up the.... U know

their arse is usually on vibration mode unlike guys we no send its always on GENERAL

Women are really trying, it's not easy.

jacabi:
Women are really trying, it's not easy.

I swear to God.
Don't know what I'd have done if I was a woman. I'm so grateful to be a man.

interesting.....

koolet:
vibration mode

jacabi:
Women are really trying, it's not easy.

And thats why God created them in a special way.

Brings me back to the reality that girls are still mortals, no matter their forming

Aprime:
I swear to God.
Don't know what I'd have done if I was a woman. I'm so grateful to be a man.

Honestly that's why I view them as strong beings.

walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper

No wonder!

Hazardd:
And thats why God created them in a special way.

Very true.

okay

That no4 ehn. I feel very uncomfortable when am leaking. I can't help but look at my back each time I stand or walk

Hmmmm

women try to make it look like there's nothing irky going on with them attimes. they want to be like men who have no mysteries or monthly downtimes. what they fail to realise is we know what you go through already. I've even seen a used pad before. now instead of trying to form all macho why not be open about it and see the amount of help and sympathy you will get from men. my gf back then in Ife started with a period accident. n we were really good together. sometimes when you guys act and post irrational things here I just assume you are on...be a bit more liberal. we know what goes on down there already.

No 2 and 7 so very true...

No 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10....so very true..!

Lol

MzNelly:
Ten Strange Things All Women Has Done At Least Once

1. Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood comes out.

2. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the …..you know.

4. Open your mouth really wide while putting mascara on.

5. When you don’t have a pad around when you start your period…you fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of the underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”

7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female for a “period stain” who asks, regardless of who they are-even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

9. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

10. Comment on this thread and say “Eww, I’ve never done that before”

I see y’all

I think you are suffering from periophobia..

MzNelly:
Ten Strange Things All Women Has Done At Least Once

1. Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood comes out.

2. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the …..you know.

4. Open your mouth really wide while putting mascara on.

5. When you don’t have a pad around when you start your period…you fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of the underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”

7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female for a “period stain” who asks, regardless of who they are-even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

9. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

10. Comment on this thread and say “Eww, I’ve never done that before”

I see y’all

you have written well my daughter.

But please take note: it is ALL WOMEN [\b]HAVE[b] DONE and not ALL WOMEN [\B]HAS[B] DONE.

Have is for plural while has is singular.

True talk.....especially the period checks. I feel so uncomfortable wen am on.

DEGREE2466:
you have written well my daughter.

But please take note: it is ALL WOMEN [\b]HAVE[b] DONE and not ALL WOMEN [\B]HAS[B] DONE.

Have is for plural while has is singular.

Lol, I was a little confused while writing the title. I'm not so sure you're correct.
I'd have to confirm first.

Thanks tho.

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