Dhat No. 3 reminds me of a gurl dhat wana let out a fart silently buh d fart no gree 'tsfuuu' ....i ws shocked wen i hrd a loud 'poooh'! ... Wtf! ...nd jst to save ha frm d embarazmnt, luckily goats wr pasin by, xo i ws lik; al diz animals sha, neva knew goat cud fart ...

MzNelly:
Ten Strange Things All Women Has Done At Least Once

1. Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood comes out.

2. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the …..you know.

4. Open your mouth really wide while putting mascara on.

5. When you don’t have a pad around when you start your period…you fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of the underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”

7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female for a “period stain” who asks, regardless of who they are-even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

9. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

10. Comment on this thread and say “Eww, I’ve never done that before”

I see y’all

LOL

now we have someone to expose the gurls

Indeed!

MzNelly:
Ten Strange Things All Women Has Done At Least Once

1. Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood comes out.

2. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the …..you know.

4. Open your mouth really wide while putting mascara on.

5. When you don’t have a pad around when you start your period…you fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of the underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”

7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female for a “period stain” who asks, regardless of who they are-even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

9. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

10. Comment on this thread and say “Eww, I’ve never done that before”

I see y’all

madam period....nice write up...I love ur sincerity

Nelly!!!!

must you tell our little secrets?


huh?




#grinnng

Aprime:


I swear to God.
Don't know what I'd have done if I was a woman. I'm so grateful to be a man.

Proudly men

God Bless our women/ladies. Wonderfully made. God Bless our mothers and sisters.

no1 tho...coughs and....never experienced it sha

mirexxx:
no1 tho...coughs and....never experienced it sha

seems like someone's gonna try something new...

ahhhh so so bursted...so trueee...op haf hespose huss oo

mizkeleke:
True talk.....especially the period checks. I feel so uncomfortable wen am on.

r u off nw?

dahreyM:


r u off nw?

Lol dahrey.......Y u asking

mizkeleke:

Lol dahrey.......Y u asking

to knw whether u r comfortable. U knw i care so much abt u.

Not sure about No 4 but I have not done no 6...
Cant be so patient with makeup

dahreyM:


to knw whether u r comfortable. U knw i care so much abt u.

Am not on johr.

mizkeleke:

Am not on johr.

ok den. Kindly accept ma e-mail msg

Dotwillis1:
Dhat No. 3 reminds me of a gurl dhat wana let out a fart silently buh d fart no gree 'tsfuuu' ....i ws shocked wen i hrd a loud 'poooh'! ... Wtf! ...nd jst to save ha frm d embarazmnt, luckily goats wr pasin by, xo i ws lik; al diz animals sha, neva knew goat cud fart ...

Bwahahaha..i feel for the poor goat been accused of something it did not do

MzNelly:
Ten Strange Things All Women Has Done At Least Once

1. Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood comes out.

2. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the …..you know.

4. Open your mouth really wide while putting mascara on.

5. When you don’t have a pad around when you start your period…you fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of the underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”

7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female for a “period stain” who asks, regardless of who they are-even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

9. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

10. Comment on this thread and say “Eww, I’ve never done that before”

I see y’all

I guess you skipped English class that day that Concord was taught. Check the title of your thread.

Please, it should be '10 Strange Things All Women Have (not Has)...'

All but 9

Prixus:

seems like someone's gonna try something new...

lols *coughs*

MzNelly:


Lol, I was a little confused while writing the title. I'm not so sure you're correct.
I'd have to confirm first.

Thanks tho.

I actually think its HAD done.

Don't mind that girl jor I don't know who asked her

PussySandie:
This girlie iyaaff leaked our secret....

Honestly I am more interested in the HAVE,HAD,HAS correction...I do get confused too wen I want to use them..so any1 to bail us out?

Maamin:


Bwahahaha..i feel for the poor goat been accused of something it did not do

MzNelly:


Lol, I was a little confused while writing the title. I'm not so sure you're correct.
I'd have to confirm first.

Thanks tho.

Sweethrt, It's 'HAVE' actually.

But Ewww.*spits*

The topic would have been interesting, had it been that it has nothing to do with a lady's period...
Females they try shaa with menstruation issues, na one of the reason why I dey thank God say I be male. I can't just picture myself having to deal with menstrual pains, leaking, blood stains and co.

understatement:
Honestly I am more interested in the HAVE,HAD,HAS correction...I do get confused too wen I want to use them..so any1 to bail us out?

1. Have - Plural. Example; I have done it.
NB: 'I' is plural in usage.

2. Has - Singular.

3 Had. Past Tense of both Have and Has.

hifaif:



I guess you skipped English class that day that Concord was taught. Check the title of your thread.

Your sentence nor get concord Mr. ITK.

yemi2plus:


Your sentence nor get concord Mr. ITK.

I don't understand you, please. Can you explain your statement?

yemi2plus:


1. Have - Plural. Example; I have done it.
NB: 'I' is plural in usage.

2. Has - Singular.

3 Had. Past Tense of both Have and Had.

No 3 is nonsense. How can Had be the past tense of Had?

Djicemob:
I actually think its HAD done.

It is HAVE not HAD.

HAD shows that the action has been completed at a period in the past at least as far as this sentence is concerned.

HAVE indicates a continuity or much more literally, consistency, which fits the reality of the sentence.

@MzNelly, you ought to modify the topic. I am sorry if I was rude at the first mention.