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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by bonechamberlain(m): 10:05am On Feb 16, 2015
ok.. thank God
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by dahreyM: 10:06am On Feb 16, 2015
Beamborla:
Oh yeah! No. 7 is so on point.
But, I disagree with 4 and 5.
u wish u cn av a low cut buh if u try it ehn ur UGLIness nor be here@ur Dp.
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by LewisO:
One biggest thing ladies envy about guys, is that guys have the privilege to dig, and that makes them get jealous and makes their envy ness grows waywardly.

That's when u will see some ladies asking their boyfriends tirade questions how he feels about it, and expecting the guy to give them Stuppid answer to that. undecided

And that makes them feel jealous of that, unfortunately that makes some turns lesbian! undecided
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by zaragoza(m): 10:07am On Feb 16, 2015
women are so complicated
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by oloworulz(m): 10:08am On Feb 16, 2015
I don 4get woman matter since 1800. They are distractions. That doesnt stop me from doing the number 1.
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Shubbylee(m): 10:09am On Feb 16, 2015
Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady
Things like?
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Moblord(m): 10:09am On Feb 16, 2015
expect a counter thread
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by daxon001(m): 10:09am On Feb 16, 2015
rokiatu:
BullshIiiiiiiiiiiit. ..t list the real things we envy about ya all

1 you don't have to go through the 9 months pain of carrying a baby and the Labour and delivery pain that comes with it.

2 ya all don't know how painful period pain can be for some of us. You guys should thank God everyday angry

3 whether you are a virgin or not, no pain for you but us we feel pain and discomfort the first time.
as regards no 2,d question dat keeps ringin in my mind is WHY/HOW is it painfulhuh
Lecture me ma'am!
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by chigomiced: 10:09am On Feb 16, 2015
Dapo777:
Being a girl comes with a lot of burden, sincerely I feel for the girls. Is it the menstral pains? Labour pain?inferiority complex? Ectesera .
Okay let's get to the crux of the matter.

There are things guys do that are seen as normal but if a girl tries it, she would be castigated. So lucky I am not a girl.
There are things that are natural to men that girls wish was applicable to them too.

1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires:
Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad. cry

2)A man can do any job:
There is hardly any work a man cannot do,but there are so many jobs that are exclusively dominated by men, girls wish they could experience some of this jobs but they would be ridiculed/bullied if the venture into it.

3)A man is physically stronger.
Women hate the fact that they are weaker than men,they hate the fact that they can't defend themselves from the hands of a man without another man's intervention. Even in sports too,men are stronger and more agile. cry

4)Men have natural beauty.
At least that's what we are made to believe and accept that a woman must use all the make ups and go half unclad before men would consider her attractive,but a man almost doesn't need to do much to be attractive. Women would spend hours correcting their looks to be beautiful but a man wouldn't do any to be handsome. So sad. cry

5)Men are more intelligent generally.
On an average,men are known to be more intelligent,this pisses women off(sorry dear), if a new game is introduced to a man and a woman to learn,like chess for instance,a man would grab it faster than a woman,which shows higher intelligence on the man's side.

6)Men are easily satisfied and they worry less.
A man's life is so simple and worry free,this keeps girls wondering how they could do that when they themselves worry a lot about so many things with terrible mood swings. A man is satisfied with the simple things of life but a woman always want more and more and get more sad and angry as they get more. Ohhh dear, it is well cry

7)A man can go outside with just boxers/briefs.
A woman can't do that, but they secretly wish they could go outside with their bare breast and experience the incomperable breeze of nature grin

coolMen are friends of each other
Women are enemies of each other, they fight each other, curse each otger , envy each other etc but men generally flow easily with each other with very little friction, women wish this was the case with them.

grin
kiss
Everything just boils down to the fact that "its a man's World" wink
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by chigomiced: 10:10am On Feb 16, 2015
zaragoza:
women are so complicated
grin you can say that again
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Shubbylee(m): 10:11am On Feb 16, 2015
rokiatu:
BullshIiiiiiiiiiiit. ..t list the real things we envy about ya all

1 you don't have to go through the 9 months pain of carrying a baby and the Labour and delivery pain that comes with it.

2 ya all don't know how painful period pain can be for some of us. You guys should thank God everyday angry

3 whether you are a virgin or not, no pain for you but us we feel pain and discomfort the first time.
awwww!! so u have experienced the discomfort b4!! Pele dear!! :*
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Revolva(m): 10:12am On Feb 16, 2015
undecided hahah very true a nice post..even in my next life I prefer being a man ....women r way to envious of themselves I swear
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by akpanikpe(m): 10:12am On Feb 16, 2015
rokiatu:
BullshIiiiiiiiiiiit. ..t list the real things we envy about ya all

1 you don't have to go through the 9 months pain of carrying a baby and the Labour and delivery pain that comes with it.

2 ya all don't know how painful period pain can be for some of us. You guys should thank God everyday angry

3 whether you are a virgin or not, no pain for you but us we feel pain and discomfort the first time.
that was actually the subject of the topic, u wish u don't go through all this you mentioned above, so u envy the men that cannot and can never go through it.
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Misogynist2014(m): 10:14am On Feb 16, 2015
Chop knuckle.
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by daxon001(m): 10:14am On Feb 16, 2015
aumeehn:
cool
sweet 14 tongue
bak 2 topic,I've grown 2 stuggle with d assertion dat d female peeps get favoured anywer dey go more dan ther male counterpats.
If dis is true,meehn,dat's worth bein envious over o
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by oloworulz(m): 10:14am On Feb 16, 2015
They also wish they dont have a calendar for menstruation
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by walterenahoro: 10:15am On Feb 16, 2015
rokiatu:
BullshIiiiiiiiiiiit. ..t list the real things we envy about ya all

1 you don't have to go through the 9 months pain of carrying a baby and the Labour and delivery pain that comes with it.

2 ya all don't know how painful period pain can be for some of us. You guys should thank God everyday angry

3 whether you are a virgin or not, no pain for you but us we feel pain and discomfort the first time.
SWEET HEART I NO UR PAINS.......BUT ITS NOT D MENS FAULT.....I THINK EVE CAUSED IT AND GOD ALSO CURSED.....AT LEAST DAZ WAT CAN REMEMBA
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by passionate88: 10:15am On Feb 16, 2015
@ No. 5, Hmmmm... I believe Glory die, she's my lecturer, my friend and also my stalker... She's way more brilliant than I...
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Misogynist2014(m): 10:16am On Feb 16, 2015
Women wish they can urinate like men. How they urinate is very funny.
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Olutola88(m):
OP is right but he refused to acknowledge some sweet things about coming 2 d world as a female gender.

1. They have a very strong immunity:

Just because they are female, they are generally treated like a product that carries a bold inscription “HANDLE WITH CARE”. Everyone sane person treats them with care.

When a woman falls on the road or sustains an injury, you will be impressed by the immeasurable attention/care she'll receive from passerby. When a woman complains of headache, we get so disturbed and cater for her like say na Typhoid she get.

If dem born you well, slap a woman because she abused you. You will hear: “I go show you say I be woman”. True True, if una reach station, you go hear wehn! If fellow men hear d gist , dem sef go spoil matter. Na dere u go hear: “why you sef go dey beat woman? You dey shame at all, you for go find ur mate follow fight na, if dem no go beat ur life. Yeye man”

2. They are more favoured than we men:

Elderly men are more willing to help ladies. Some of them are willing because of their ulterior motive while some are willing just because they are ladies( they believe they don't have the strength to hustle like men).

Surprisingly, Older women still have this soft spot for younger ladies. When it's time to help a boy and a girl, they still feel the girl should be helped first.

3. They are easily appreciated:

It wil take a man thrice the effort it will take a woman to be recognized/celebrated. When a man is top of his class, it is seen a normal thing but when a woman is best student, she is seen as exceptionally outstanding

4. When they bear kids, they are by default closer to the kids:

Women cannot bear kids without we men. In most cases, children have a stronger bond with their mum than with their dad

5. More men are unemployed:

There is always a higher tendency for a woman with good qualifications to gain employment. When there is a guy and lady with almost same employability potential, the lady will always have an upper hand just because she's female ( except the job role requires a lot of masculine strength input)

6. Organizations respect them:

Women are not transferred indiscriminately but employers can transfer a male worker from Lagos to Bornu( who cares?).

7. I THINK GOD RESPECTS THEM MORE & GOD HOLDS THEM IN HIGH ESTEEM

Nevertheless, I'm glad I'm MALE #ThankYouLord #NoRegrets
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by yemicoal(m): 10:17am On Feb 16, 2015
Lmao grin grin... Ooshey bobby shmurda grin
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by passionate88: 10:17am On Feb 16, 2015
Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady
No be me o... I can't imagine someone cumming inside me... Yuck.. Make I go vomit
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by passionate88: 10:18am On Feb 16, 2015
Beamborla:
Oh yeah! No. 7 is so on point.
But, I disagree with 4 and 5.
especially 5
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Mutuwa(m): 10:19am On Feb 16, 2015
What do u expect...Its a MAN's world actually

Men are govern by lines of intellect
Women by curves of emotion.
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by TDstarr: 10:19am On Feb 16, 2015
ireneony:
at the end of the day, men cannot live without us.
Men rule the world, but we rule mengrin.
We are the key behind men's destinysmiley.

Paraphrase my statement to get a better understanding.
rule who?? men who just want you for your body are the ones you rule.....men let you think you rule them but you wont see whats coming.....i can remove and add any lady i want to my life,
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by walterenahoro: 10:20am On Feb 16, 2015
ireneony:
at the end of the day, men cannot live without us.
Men rule the world, but we rule mengrin.
We are the key behind men's destinysmiley.

Paraphrase my statement to get a better understanding.
PLZ READ NUMBA ONE POINT AGAIN AND WEN U ANSTAND WAT I DRIVIN AT.....ONLY DEN CAN U REPLY
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Raynee(m): 10:21am On Feb 16, 2015
rokiatu:
BullshIiiiiiiiiiiit. ..t list the real things we envy about ya all

[s]1 you don't have to go through the 9 months pain of carrying a baby and the Labour and delivery pain that comes with it.

2 ya all don't know how painful period pain can be for some of us. You guys should thank God everyday angry

3 whether you are a virgin or not, no pain for you but us we feel pain and discomfort the first time[/s] . fail 0/3 .. see me after class
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by adepiero: 10:22am On Feb 16, 2015
Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady
The only kinda guy that would wish to be a girl is a gay and thank God they are in the minority
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Nobody: 10:23am On Feb 16, 2015
ireneony:
at the end of the day, men cannot live without us.
Men rule the world, but we rule mengrin.
We are the key behind men's destinysmiley.

Paraphrase my statement to get a better understanding.
you are right anyway
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Ljboy(m): 10:23am On Feb 16, 2015
Well.....








Incase sha
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by intergral(m): 10:24am On Feb 16, 2015
Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady
Tufia kwa! never, ever, forever, wherever will I think of being a lady.
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