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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by KLand(m): 10:24am On Feb 16, 2015
Dapo777:
Being a girl comes with a lot of burden, sincerely I feel for the girls. Is it the menstral pains? Labour pain?inferiority complex? Ectesera .
Okay let's get to the crux of the matter.

There are things guys do that are seen as normal but if a girl tries it, she would be castigated. So lucky I am not a girl.
There are things that are natural to men that girls wish was applicable to them too.

1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires:
Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad. cry

2)A man can do any job:
There is hardly any work a man cannot do,but there are so many jobs that are exclusively dominated by men, girls wish they could experience some of this jobs but they would be ridiculed/bullied if the venture into it.

3)A man is physically stronger.
Women hate the fact that they are weaker than men,they hate the fact that they can't defend themselves from the hands of a man without another man's intervention. Even in sports too,men are stronger and more agile. cry

4)Men have natural beauty.
At least that's what we are made to believe and accept that a woman must use all the make ups and go half unclad before men would consider her attractive,but a man almost doesn't need to do much to be attractive. Women would spend hours correcting their looks to be beautiful but a man wouldn't do any to be handsome. So sad. cry

5)Men are more intelligent generally.
On an average,men are known to be more intelligent,this pisses women off(sorry dear), if a new game is introduced to a man and a woman to learn,like chess for instance,a man would grab it faster than a woman,which shows higher intelligence on the man's side.

6)Men are easily satisfied and they worry less.
A man's life is so simple and worry free,this keeps girls wondering how they could do that when they themselves worry a lot about so many things with terrible mood swings. A man is satisfied with the simple things of life but a woman always want more and more and get more sad and angry as they get more. Ohhh dear, it is well cry

7)A man can go outside with just boxers/briefs.
A woman can't do that, but they secretly wish they could go outside with their bare breast and experience the incomperable breeze of nature grin

coolMen are friends of each other
Women are enemies of each other, they fight each other, curse each otger , envy each other etc but men generally flow easily with each other with very little friction, women wish this was the case with them.

grin
kiss

I dey laff ooooo
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by justmag(m): 10:24am On Feb 16, 2015
Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

the only feature I wish I had from a woman was the level of attention. Women get sooo much attention from men at a high level and i wish I could get that feature as a man. Would be nice to have Women chasing me more than I chase them. That would be wonderful!! This is not to say I don't already get attention from women. cool
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Misogynist2014(m): 10:24am On Feb 16, 2015
ireneony:
at the end of the day, men cannot live without us.
Men rule the world, but we rule men grin.
We are the key behind men's destinysmiley.

Paraphrase my statement to get a better understanding.
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by litetias(m): 10:25am On Feb 16, 2015
The OP has listed what he thinks women envy in men but I disagree.

The truth is most women want to be treated as intelligent human beings who have a lot to contribute like men and not just regarded as mere sex objects, baby makers and housekeepers.

Any other point stems from the above.

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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by prelinctus: 10:25am On Feb 16, 2015
Which insensitive mod brought this misogynistic rubbish to the frontpage? This thread is full of kids.

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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Twaci(f): 10:26am On Feb 16, 2015
I laugh so tay I fall comot for chair.

Dear OP, sowie to burst ur bubble. I definitely do not envy your group of species.

So, go and sleep....or find another group of species to intimidate.

*drops mic*
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by r33d(m): 10:26am On Feb 16, 2015
You're male or female. Enjoy the best of it and at least, be a good human being.
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by jjaluta(m): 10:26am On Feb 16, 2015
Misogynist2014:
Women wish they can urinate like men. How they urinate is very funny.
lol u b bad man I swear grin

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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by DONADAMS(m): 10:27am On Feb 16, 2015
U 4got kippin dier feelings insyd nd not being able 2 express it 2 d one dey luv so dey won't b tagged'cheap' ...how pathetic!
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Nobody: 10:27am On Feb 16, 2015
Im a guy.. But honestly, d OP dat posted dis trash is jus childish & excited over nothing..

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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Nobody: 10:29am On Feb 16, 2015
ireneony:
at the end of the day, men cannot live without us.
Men rule the world, but we rule mengrin.
We are the key behind men's destinysmiley.

Paraphrase my statement to get a better understanding.

You wish

Counter thread ------> https://www.nairaland.com/2150114/things-guys-secretly-envy-girls

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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by watered(m): 10:29am On Feb 16, 2015
shaboti:
Dunno why guys are so full of themselves. Am sure girls are not complaining, why complain for them ? undecided

Which useless mod brought this to fp angry
In MI's voice "Badbelle"
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Holuwathoby(m): 10:30am On Feb 16, 2015
am a Man and am loving it! coolam a Man and am loving it!

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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by gidado14(m): 10:31am On Feb 16, 2015
Dapo777:
Being a girl comes with a lot of burden, sincerely I feel for the girls. Is it the menstral pains? Labour pain?inferiority complex? Ectesera .
Okay let's get to the crux of the matter.

There are things guys do that are seen as normal but if a girl tries it, she would be castigated. So lucky I am not a girl.
There are things that are natural to men that girls wish was applicable to them too.

1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires:
Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad. cry

2)A man can do any job:
There is hardly any work a man cannot do,but there are so many jobs that are exclusively dominated by men, girls wish they could experience some of this jobs but they would be ridiculed/bullied if the venture into it.

3)A man is physically stronger.
Women hate the fact that they are weaker than men,they hate the fact that they can't defend themselves from the hands of a man without another man's intervention. Even in sports too,men are stronger and more agile. cry

4)Men have natural beauty.
At least that's what we are made to believe and accept that a woman must use all the make ups and go half unclad before men would consider her attractive,but a man almost doesn't need to do much to be attractive. Women would spend hours correcting their looks to be beautiful but a man wouldn't do any to be handsome. So sad. cry

5)Men are more intelligent generally.
On an average,men are known to be more intelligent,this pisses women off(sorry dear), if a new game is introduced to a man and a woman to learn,like chess for instance,a man would grab it faster than a woman,which shows higher intelligence on the man's side.

6)Men are easily satisfied and they worry less.
A man's life is so simple and worry free,this keeps girls wondering how they could do that when they themselves worry a lot about so many things with terrible mood swings. A man is satisfied with the simple things of life but a woman always want more and more and get more sad and angry as they get more. Ohhh dear, it is well cry

7)A man can go outside with just boxers/briefs.
A woman can't do that, but they secretly wish they could go outside with their bare breast and experience the incomperable breeze of nature grin

coolMen are friends of each other
Women are enemies of each other, they fight each other, curse each otger , envy each other etc but men generally flow easily with each other with very little friction, women wish this was the case with them.
MAN CAN PISS STRAIGHT


grin
kiss
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by stlaibrowne(m): 10:31am On Feb 16, 2015
Who agree with me that this is a crap

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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Onliie(m): 10:32am On Feb 16, 2015
Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady
i have never met a guy that wished he was a lady
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Kay17: 10:33am On Feb 16, 2015
Dapo777:
Being a girl comes with a lot of burden, sincerely I feel for the girls. Is it the menstral pains? Labour pain?inferiority complex? Ectesera .
Okay let's get to the crux of the matter.

There are things guys do that are seen as normal but if a girl tries it, she would be castigated. So lucky I am not a girl.
There are things that are natural to men that girls wish was applicable to them too.

1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires:
Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad. cry

2)A man can do any job:
There is hardly any work a man cannot do,but there are so many jobs that are exclusively dominated by men, girls wish they could experience some of this jobs but they would be ridiculed/bullied if the venture into it.

3)A man is physically stronger.
Women hate the fact that they are weaker than men,they hate the fact that they can't defend themselves from the hands of a man without another man's intervention. Even in sports too,men are stronger and more agile. cry

4)Men have natural beauty.
At least that's what we are made to believe and accept that a woman must use all the make ups and go half unclad before men would consider her attractive,but a man almost doesn't need to do much to be attractive. Women would spend hours correcting their looks to be beautiful but a man wouldn't do any to be handsome. So sad. cry

5)Men are more intelligent generally.
On an average,men are known to be more intelligent,this pisses women off(sorry dear), if a new game is introduced to a man and a woman to learn,like chess for instance,a man would grab it faster than a woman,which shows higher intelligence on the man's side.


6)Men are easily satisfied and they worry less.
A man's life is so simple and worry free,this keeps girls wondering how they could do that when they themselves worry a lot about so many things with terrible mood swings. A man is satisfied with the simple things of life but a woman always want more and more and get more sad and angry as they get more. Ohhh dear, it is well cry


7)A man can go outside with just boxers/briefs.
A woman can't do that, but they secretly wish they could go outside with their bare breast and experience the incomperable breeze of nature grin

coolMen are friends of each other
Women are enemies of each other, they fight each other, curse each otger , envy each other etc but men generally flow easily with each other with very little friction, women wish this was the case with them.

grin
kiss

Those cannot be proven true.

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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Nobody: 10:33am On Feb 16, 2015
DEY ALSO WISH TO HAVE "HANKS ANUKU'S COBRA" grin
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by holyokoto(m): 10:33am On Feb 16, 2015
[quote author=Mimienudles post=30773520]And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

I dont think so
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by kelvyn7: 10:33am On Feb 16, 2015
one thing I like abt guys is that, two guys can have a fight or quarrel, and you will still see them shake hands, greet themselves and move on with their lives. But ladies? hmmmm, once they have a quarrel or fight for dat matter, they have become grave enemies. automatic malice and enmity.
two guys can stay and manage in one room and share tins but ladies? no-go area abt dat.

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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Mimienudles(f): 10:36am On Feb 16, 2015
Shubbylee:


Things like?
Free ride
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Nobody: 10:37am On Feb 16, 2015
Men are friends of each other
Women are enemies of each other, they fight each other, curse each otger , envy each other etc but men generally flow easily with each other with very little friction, women wish this was the case with them.

This is the only thing I envy 'bout guys. The rest - don't fly.
Why would I want to be physically stronger...do I want to have muscles ni? Hahaha. No matter how strong you're as a man - you can never push a baby.

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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Mimienudles(f): 10:37am On Feb 16, 2015
Onliie:
i have never met a guy that wished he was a lady
The future is ahead, you will, someday
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by tushbobo(m): 10:38am On Feb 16, 2015
Men mostly determine when sex ends... a lady once told me she hated that.

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Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Uchizzy(m): 10:38am On Feb 16, 2015
Nice
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Nobody: 10:39am On Feb 16, 2015
Yet another garbage post reaches the front-page.
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Nobody: 10:39am On Feb 16, 2015
Women all they body is supermarket. ..that's how God created them because he new that they has no power to get everything their wants.


But I still appreciate to a man than a woman

Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by ginawest(f): 10:40am On Feb 16, 2015
i totally disagree with 1,4&5..
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Christmasdon(m): 10:40am On Feb 16, 2015
Hmm.m!
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by Ayoola171(m): 10:41am On Feb 16, 2015
Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady
, I've never wish to be a lady, i appreciate ladies anyway but i'm enjoying my nature as a Man.
Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by emaginltd: 10:42am On Feb 16, 2015

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