zadok60:
i don't belong here,only came to ask for something..
please do dey use super glue wen fixing eye lens?..i jst bot green eye lens,n want to fix it myself.

LadyX:

Oga, patiently waiting for counter thread

I actually thought guys would bash me till I deactivate

LadyX:

Why u dey buy green eye lens? Make you buy red eye lens
How much you go pay me for this consultation?

zadok60:

red eye lens na 4 witches n wizards..
d green go make u 4all 4 me datz y..


how much u go like collect wit ur church mind?

LadyX:

Lol...See ya mouth

Like a typical toto sucker right?

LadyX:
I have come up with this list based on guys' comments on NL. *Grab your Origin, spread your mat, or climb on a mango tree* and enjoy the list

1. Intelligent
They give brilliant ideas and always defend their opinions with facts.

2. Tribalists
You will see them saying negative things about other tribes. Or if an incident is reported, they will associate it with a particular tribe.

3. Mysogynists
You will see them bashing women unnecessarily. It's like they are allergic to the word 'woman'.

4. Defenders
These are the kind of men that defend women from the above category. They believe women are beautiful creatures that are supposed to be respected and appreciated. You will see the above category calling them 'women wrappers'.

5. Love doctors
They know so much about women. They give advice on women matters and how not to be *magad*.

6. Macho men
They believe they are the real men and no lady can *maga* them.

7. Attention seekers
They talk about anything that will get them noticed. It could be about thier s*xcapades, or their John Thomas.

8. Hunters
They scavenge for (pretty) ladies. Some of them (not all) follow female Nairalanders only.

9. Desperados
You will see them creating a thread about looking for a wife or a serious lady to date. Most of them are tired or not getting ladies to date so they come to NL to try their luck.

10. Heartbroken
These ones are hurting inside. They loved a girl who left them for another guy, probably because he's rich. Some of them are very bitter towards women.

11. *Revengers* no such word exists, this is my own creation
They have been hurt by a girl/woman. They vow to revenge it on other women. Some might decide to be players/womanisers, or to treat women badly.

12. Naive
You will see them saying or asking naive questions especially about ladies, e.g, I didn't know my girlfriend does this.

13. Gigolos
You will see them looking for a sugar mummy. They put their number on their posts.

14. *Impressors*
They will like or share a post even though they don't agree with it. They do it mostly to impress a lady.

15. Don't care
They give their opinion and do not care about what you think. It might be true/false.

16. Observers
These are quiet guys that do not comment. They just read and go away. Some of them read to gather knowledge, or get other people's opinions in a particular topic.

17. Brothers
These are people who believe in God and are mostly saved (received Christ). They will quote bible verses to support their argument. Most of them do not insult others, even when insulted.

18. First to comment
You will see something like, " FTC, Thank you papa God o!" and/ or "Thanking MTN.." or *Dancing shoki*

19. End time tinz
They have mastered "End time tins" that when they see anything bizarre, their exclamation is "End time tinz". They apply this expression even to things that can be explained using scientific facts. NOTE: Not every one who uses 'end time tinz' falls in this category.

20. Pretenders
They pretend not to care about another person's opinion, but go ahead to counter the same opinion/give their view. Some of them will be like, "Wrong thread..." while they have read all the comments given by other NL users.

Do you agree with this list?
Copy right LadyX.

P.S Number 4, don't let me be devoured by number 3

*Modified*

I forgot landbookers

21. Space/ Land bookers
You will see a dot, typing, or a short comment

22. Rapist
You'll hear something like, "She was saying no, but I knew she wanted it so I did it, or rape her then apologise, or how can a fully grown up woman be raped?"

NOTE: You might belong to more than one category.

LadyX:

You are trully number 1.

LadyX:

I go collect the same amount as optician make I google and ansa u

MrCork:

LadyX:

Mr. Londer, why u dey vex?
What's your category?

pcguru1:


awwwww thanks love

MrCork:



....are u light skin?

LadyX:


Oya take a flight...Go to one babalowo and tell him to do "Skype" for you
The procedure is simple: He will put water in a basin/pot. Then he will tell you to mention my name, and voila! You have my image

LadyX:

If I answer you, some people might want me to tell them where they fall...you know that's a difficult task.
So look at the categories again and see which one applies to you.

LadyX:

Remove 2 & 7, I think the rest are correct.

LadyX:
I have come up with this list based on guys' comments on NL. *Grab your Origin, spread your mat, or climb on a mango tree* and enjoy the list

1. Intelligent
They give brilliant ideas and always defend their opinions with facts.

2. Tribalists
You will see them saying negative things about other tribes. Or if an incident is reported, they will associate it with a particular tribe.

3. Mysogynists
You will see them bashing women unnecessarily. It's like they are allergic to the word 'woman'.

4. Defenders
These are the kind of men that defend women from the above category. They believe women are beautiful creatures that are supposed to be respected and appreciated. You will see the above category calling them 'women wrappers'.

5. Love doctors
They know so much about women. They give advice on women matters and how not to be *magad*.

6. Macho men
They believe they are the real men and no lady can *maga* them.

7. Attention seekers
They talk about anything that will get them noticed. It could be about thier s*xcapades, or their John Thomas.

8. Hunters
They scavenge for (pretty) ladies. Some of them (not all) follow female Nairalanders only.

9. Desperados
You will see them creating a thread about looking for a wife or a serious lady to date. Most of them are tired or not getting ladies to date so they come to NL to try their luck.

10. Heartbroken
These ones are hurting inside. They loved a girl who left them for another guy, probably because he's rich. Some of them are very bitter towards women.

11. *Revengers* no such word exists, this is my own creation
They have been hurt by a girl/woman. They vow to revenge it on other women. Some might decide to be players/womanisers, or to treat women badly.

12. Naive
You will see them saying or asking naive questions especially about ladies, e.g, I didn't know my girlfriend does this.

13. Gigolos
You will see them looking for a sugar mummy. They put their number on their posts.

14. *Impressors*
They will like or share a post even though they don't agree with it. They do it mostly to impress a lady.

15. Don't care
They give their opinion and do not care about what you think. It might be true/false.

16. Observers
These are quiet guys that do not comment. They just read and go away. Some of them read to gather knowledge, or get other people's opinions in a particular topic.

17. Brothers
These are people who believe in God and are mostly saved (received Christ). They will quote bible verses to support their argument. Most of them do not insult others, even when insulted.

18. First to comment
You will see something like, " FTC, Thank you papa God o!" and/ or "Thanking MTN.." or *Dancing shoki*

19. End time tinz
They have mastered "End time tins" that when they see anything bizarre, their exclamation is "End time tinz". They apply this expression even to things that can be explained using scientific facts. NOTE: Not every one who uses 'end time tinz' falls in this category.

20. Pretenders
They pretend not to care about another person's opinion, but go ahead to counter the same opinion/give their view. Some of them will be like, "Wrong thread..." while they have read all the comments given by other NL users.

Do you agree with this list?
Copy right LadyX.

P.S Number 4, don't let me be devoured by number 3

*Modified*

I forgot landbookers

21. Space/ Land bookers
You will see a dot, typing, or a short comment

22. Rapist
You'll hear something like, "She was saying no, but I knew she wanted it so I did it, or rape her then apologise, or how can a fully grown up woman be raped?"

NOTE: You might belong to more than one category.

khayc:
Roflmao,no way i am leaving 7,you might not concously be seeking it but fact remains that you are alays in the spot light by your acts of trying to balance the scale.thereby making you to have sought attention.sorry my dear its your cross to bear..

MrCork:


^^^^this r the kinda village gyals to be avoided..serrrooulsy..They uualy too agresive & I bet she hav tribal mark (no ofeinse)

LadyX:




Village life is so simple. I can't survive in the city. I have tribal marks and they quite fashionable in my village.

MrCork:



..sweery ama lover not a fighter...4real. wher u from? Togo?

LadyX:

Bros, so u don notice me before

LadyX:

No, am not from Togo.
Sweery, I was just pulling ur legs...am dark skin.

MrCork:


..ok. ..Pls do u hav big nyansh?

khayc:


yea i noticed you from your write ups...the way we write reveals a lot about our personalities.

khayc:
If I were to categorise the OP in a female list of nairaland chick's, from this list she wrote I'll say she is a 1,2,5,7,15,and 16 type of person.



[/b]And beneath that cheerful smile is a whole lotta fear. Fear of the unknown ending that is known and has been preached from her book of life's lessons

LadyX:

No. It's as flat as a pancake.

LadyX:
[b][/b]

What made u write paragraph 2?

LadyX:

No. It's as flat as a pancake.