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This is a mere joke. What has cooking got to do with virginity?

Stupidity of the highest order... What has virginity got to do wit cooking Clueless post and poster

Hay! Relax bro. I surely no how u feel bbcoz my girlfriend isn't just a bad cook, but a lazy fellow too. I'm just glad she's willing to learn (bcoz I've been correcting her with luv). U should be lucky that she's a total novice (virgin). So u got work to do. I've worked on mine b oz I luv her, so u work on yours if u really luv her......LOVE IS PATIENT

Why don't you douse her in petroleum and set her ablaze, dumbo.

demelza:
This is a sarcastic post.
Why the emphasis on her virginity status?

he want us to know his woman is a virgin

Teach her op since she's ready to learn.
Next time,you don't have to share this on nairaland,imagine your friends or hers reading this how do you want them to see the bae now you got to do some cover up for her.
I know of someone,his wifey meal is always salty,but whenever friends or fam comes visiting,he add salt to the already oversalted meal,so he takes all the blame with his friends or fam thinking the meal is oversalted by him.

seggzz:
I have a very beautiful virgin girl but cannot cook as I do. There was a time I asked her to prepare a pepper soup meal. She didn't know the procedures and she had to ask me the cooking procedures. And I was ashamed with the way she wanted to prepare the meal. I pushed her away and I prepared it myself. She was surprised that I can cook that good after she tasted it.

Moreover, I still asked her to cook egusi soup and stew with turkey differently. She couldn't cook it well even after some assistance, the egusi soup tasted salty. And now, I do most of the cooking anytime she visits me. She confessed that she usually enjoy my food, but I'm not happy with her.

Ladies and gentlemen, what should I do to this virgin lady?

thats bad 4 u..

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CLEARINGAGENT:
Which do u prefer, a virgin or a cook? Since u intend to teach her s*x I think u can as well teach her how to cook. Am sure she will be open to new ideas.

In your own book, all virgins are good and innocent.

It is either you are from 50 BC or you just trying so hard to be an *****

seggzz:
I have a very beautiful virgin girl but cannot cook as I do. There was a time I asked her to prepare a pepper soup meal. She didn't know the procedures and she had to ask me the cooking procedures. And I was ashamed with the way she wanted to prepare the meal. I pushed her away and I prepared it myself. She was surprised that I can cook that good after she tasted it.

Moreover, I still asked her to cook egusi soup and stew with turkey differently. She couldn't cook it well even after some assistance, the egusi soup tasted salty. And now, I do most of the cooking anytime she visits me. She confessed that she usually enjoy my food, but I'm not happy with her.

Ladies and gentlemen, what should I do to this virgin lady?

[color=#FF6600]Na wich kind front page topic come be dis again hmmm, well on a more serious note! Our people say woman wen nor sabi cook, na sarra! In otherwords, if you know deep in your heart that you love this senorita' why dont you send her to a cooking school, she will love you the more! Characterwise nkor? Let us know.[/color]

seggzz:
I have a very beautiful virgin girl but cannot cook as I do. There was a time I asked her to prepare a pepper soup meal. She didn't know the procedures and she had to ask me the cooking procedures. And I was ashamed with the way she wanted to prepare the meal. I pushed her away and I prepared it myself. She was surprised that I can cook that good after she tasted it.

Moreover, I still asked her to cook egusi soup and stew with turkey differently. She couldn't cook it well even after some assistance, the egusi soup tasted salty. And now, I do most of the cooking anytime she visits me. She confessed that she usually enjoy my food, but I'm not happy with her.

Ladies and gentlemen, what should I do to this virgin lady?

Teach her on how to cook.There is no perfect human that is good in all around. we all have our short comings so there is noting bad in teaching n I guess she will appreciate.

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Blackett:
Hope you know that it's quite _stupid if you think she cannot cook because she's a virgin, as there are equally non virgins who don't even know how long it takes for an egg to cook. . .

Virginity is not directly or indirectly correlated, to culinary skills.

If as old as you are you can't discern that the OP is a dunce for laying emphasis on virginity and at the same time correlating it with cooking, seriously .(let me put my full stop here)

seggzz:
I have a very beautiful virgin girl but cannot cook as I do. There was a time I asked her to prepare a pepper soup meal. She didn't know the procedures and she had to ask me the cooking procedures. And I was ashamed with the way she wanted to prepare the meal. I pushed her away and I prepared it myself. She was surprised that I can cook that good after she tasted it.

Moreover, I still asked her to cook egusi soup and stew with turkey differently. She couldn't cook it well even after some assistance, the egusi soup tasted salty. And now, I do most of the cooking anytime she visits me. She confessed that she usually enjoy my food, but I'm not happy with her.

Ladies and gentlemen, what should I do to this virgin lady?

Must u add 'virgin' ? Wat has it got to do wit not being a gud cook? Virgin girlfriend ko! Mtchew! Since you r so particular abt d virginity,u shld b prepared to teach her evrytin including cookery.

Hi op, our agency is focused on training virgins how to cook, please do not hesitate to contact us for more information..it is a 1 week room and kitchen lecture.

There is nothing wrong in teaching her how to cook,I do that most time, we all came from different homes so kitchen experience differ!

disvirgin her

prettydiva89:
Teach her op since she's ready to learn.
Next time,you don't have to share this on nairaland,[/b]imagine your friends or hers reading this how do you want them to see the bae now you got to do some cover up for her.
I know of someone,his wifey meal is always salty,but whenever friends or fam comes visiting,he add salt to the already oversalted meal,so he takes all the blame with his friends or fam thinking the meal is oversalted by him.

[b][color=#FF6600]Problem shared is problem solved, he did the right thing, @ the right time and @ the right place/moment, wichever![/color]

MrSinister:
I'm surprised that you don't know that this is sexkillz reincarnated, this is the same way the silly Arrow insults people. Don't respond to him again

Lol. I thought I was the only one that recognized his style. So much misplaced anger.

IVORY2009:
[color=#FF6600] Problem shared is problem solved, he did the right thing, @ the right time and @ the right place/moment, wichever! [/color]

and he's getting the right advice right?

I don't blame the Op for putting up this post. That's what Nairaland is for anyways. And just because I don't like this post doesn't mean others don't fancy it.

@Seun
I don't know what metrics determine FP articles, but the Mod that put this on FP has some explanation to do.

Does that means virgins can't cook or what are you trying to say here??

prettydiva89:
Teach her op since she's ready to learn.
Next time,you don't have to share this on nairaland,imagine your friends or hers reading this how do you want them to see the bae now you got to do some cover up for her.
I know of someone,his wifey meal is always salty,but whenever friends or fam comes visiting,he add salt to the already oversalted meal,so he takes all the blame with his friends or fam thinking the meal is oversalted by him.

If I were one of his friends, I will never eat in that man's house again. The guy wan kill person with salt?

prettydiva89:
and he's getting the right advice right?

[color=#FF6600] Absolutely yes![/color]

Justfollowit:
If as old as you are you can't discern that the OP is a dunce for laying emphasis on virginity and at the same time correlating it with cooking, seriously .(let me put my full stop here)

I dont care virgin or not but the way you attack this guy is as if you still want to be a virgin but unfortunately mekanik & brikila don disfigure your punny, dont hate on the virgin lady....it is not her fault that pussypounders has made you the pussypoundee

IVORY2009:
[color=#FF6600] Absolutely yes![/color]

ok then

demelza:
This is a sarcastic post.
Why the emphasis on her virginity status?

no mind diz beens op him don see kindegatin children to lie

Brugo:
If I were one of his friends, I will never eat in that man's house again. The guy wan kill person with salt?

lol

many are mad, few are roaming

Must u mention dat she is a virgin? in other words, if you were having sex with her u wouldnt be complaining...
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. Grow up abeg

seggzz:
You make sense Bros

You know about am since na im you come dey open thread. Bro you need igbati from a cele pastor.

uglyogre:
many are mad, few are roaming

lol