1. I never knew what love was until I met you.

2. Would you marry me?

3. You always know how to make me smile even when I'm down.

4. I love you so much.

5. I feel so protected and safe when you're around me.

6. Your scent turns me on.

7. I can't believe how lucky I am to have you.

8. My friends are jealous of me for having such a perfect relationship with you.

9. You're so sweet and caring.

10. I enjoy your company more than anyone else in the whole world.

I lof yu

8

Hector oh yeah oh yes please dnt stop faster harder harder . Hector oh yeah oh yes yes yes yes. Hector I love u so much. Oh yes ride me. HeccccccctorrrrrrRr. Yeeeeessssssssss. Faints

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Nice one op

None for me o.I dey receive all dese compliments everytime.But for nw,what can make me happy is a babe to say"swit@ my uncle said you should start work with immediate effect in his company with a starting salary of 250k

11. "I love nyashing you"
We like the statement

1-10

11 would you like to meet my uncle, mike adenuga?

Would you like to meet my Daddy , Dangote ?

All of the above...
Including...








Wait for it...









" my friends wants us to have a group o.rgy with them" which = dreams

Enegod:
11. "I love nyashing you"
We like the statement

Say you not we.Ur brain no dey think any oda good things dan nyash.Psychologically,u are still a virgin with excessive sexual urge

These are reciprocated statements. They are said after the guy must have done something "Awesome"

Akkord4gov:

Say you not we.Ur brain no dey think any oda good things dan nyash.Psychologically,u are still a virgin with excessive sexual urge

*whistling*

I love you....

farano:
1. I never knew what love was until I met you.

2. Would you marry me?

3. You always know how to make me smile even when I'm down.

4. I love you so much.

5. I feel so protected and safe when you're around me.

6. Your scent turns me on.

7. I can't believe how lucky I am to have you.

8. My friends are jealous of me for having such a perfect relationship with you.

9. You're so sweet and caring.

10. I enjoy your company more than anyone else in the whole world.

None. Just ask us our account number

...Willis how about yhu hold my ATM, Xo weneva u r broke, yhu withdraw from my account..

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But meanwhile :

ADVICE TO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES OUT THERE
(Must Read & Share)

As a woman, stupidity is when you sit back cross-legged and search for an already made man. In case you don't know, every already made man out there has a woman who has been with him from when he had only a pair of shorts and a single shirt. That's why majority of well to do men, usually make you nothing buta sex- toy, for you mean absolutely nothing to them.

He might cheat on her with you, but truth is, he'll never leave her for you… If you are guilty of hunting for an already made man, then i tellyou, my dear you are such a cow, you actually need horns.When a good healthy brain settles, yours floats!

He may not own a car.
He may not earn a lot of money.
He may not live in a posh estate.
He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time.
He may not have a great job.
But it’s enough to know you are the only one he craves for and loves unconditionally

IF He has a heart of gold. He is Honest.

He is very hard working.
He is humble.
He keeps that smile on your face.
He talks to you every day.
He actually listens to you.
He tolerates you when you'remoody.
His family knows you.
He tells you your beautiful all the time.
He sees you every chance he gets.
He appreciates the tiniest things you do.
He is there when you need him.
He respects you.
He is proud you are his and likes showing you off.
And he treats you like a queen…

My dear you are indeed lucky to have him.
He may not have it all now, but one day he will...
He may not be living his dream now, but one day he will...
And as he pictures all this… He pictures you.
Ladies, there's no PERFECT MAN ON EARTH, never you forget this fact. Learn to appreciate that man in your life who strives to be all you need. That man who promises you nothing but tries his utmost best to give you everything.

Funnicator:
None. Just ask us our account number

Hmm men are becoming gold diggers too

farano:
Hmm men are becoming gold diggers too

no gender has monopoly of gold digging. Who no like money?

"I'm all yours today /tonight".. .

naijaboiy:
Will I ever hear Number 2

Pray hard

[size=28pt]YOU ARE A STALLION![/size] - Emyrel, 2011

Looool...

Today na Chelsea vs Burnley

If "Baby, I'm feeling horneey" isn't there, then I'd say the Op is a learner!

No 7 massages my ego

I always fail exams with multiple options(OBJ), cos I always go for ALL OF THE ABOVE

Mine is "please baby take this ATM card and the pin; you are free to withdraw whenever you like". I love you that's why I gave it to you.

farano:
1. I never knew what love was until I met you.

2. Would you marry me?

3. You always know how to make me smile even when I'm down.

4. I love you so much.

5. I feel so protected and safe when you're around me.

6. Your scent turns me on.

7. I can't believe how lucky I am to have you.

8. My friends are jealous of me for having such a perfect relationship with you.

9. You're so sweet and caring.

10. I enjoy your company more than anyone else in the whole world.

Tel me @bolded and il be gone forever.
That will be the end of us