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angrybird007:
Nairaland!
How is this topic educating?
What does it contribute to the society?
Sex on Monday morning?
Who is sexstarved among the moderators?

Nneka123:
Sex in the car will be fun

Dharniel:
What a wild imagination...

ceejay80s:
I catch u, number 3 na ur favorite spot
Make I go buy car since na dat type u like well well,
I don't know the meaning of konji na bastard, but konji na real bastard

Redlips22:
Hey..statappp.. ur still a virgin..

wristwatch:
Lol e be say u like am bah

ollah1:
Na there dem dis Virgin you?

HoseaAudu:
Its so unfortunate Seun has thrown the forum to the Dogs. Just imagine what's on the front page early monday morning.

Its not surprising Nairaland has dropped from 7th to 14th on Alexa.

If Seun continues this way, Nairaland will drop to 25th before the end of this year.

I have advice Seun to include a room for Start up business but he has ignored it, rather he and his mods keep bombarding the front page with crap

Midehi:
not my favourite oooo...just once

missstella:
hehehehehehe badt guy I wee tell ur mummy for you

Hmmm,,no problem.

But please don't tell her we did it in the garage.

Nneka123:
Sex in the car will be fun

Midehi:
nope

naijaboiy:
Hmmm,,no problem.

But please don't tell her we did it in the garage.

angrybird007:
He keeps pushin unreasonable topic to the front.
Let him kip it up

ollah1:
Where?

gbosaa:
Yes it is as long as it's not done on the drivers side..best side is the passenger's side. Recline the seat,keep the box of tissues in between the seats to avoid awkwardness when the tremor starts. Recline the seat and you are good to go.

Advice, watch out for flashing light behind otherwise,you,ll get popular online with weird expression on your face then Seun,Linda etc would hammer on your head with heavy traffic.

Driver side is a no no, the guy might stamp his feet on the wrong pedals and the consequences would be disastrous..Also make sure the lady completely remove those G strings, she,ll easily grab them,hide in her bags or pigeon hole when there's any intruder.. If not those things can cause catapult wahala..they can get entangled and cause serious issues during those moments of confusion when some curious head comes with a flash light to know why that car was bouncing like that.

For the man, remember not to touch the gear stick when epilepsy strikes, you don't wanna disengage that gear or shift it from P to D if it's automatic.

..I am not talking from experience.

Midehi:
dats for me alone

missstella:
hehehehehehehehe I go tell am say I see u with ekaite for garage say u dey help ekaite remove her pant and bra

is your second name ekaette?

angrybird007:
Nairaland!
How is this topic educating?
What does it contribute to the society?
Sex on Monday morning?
Who is sexstarved among the moderators?

it is sexually educative,,and it contributes to the sexual life of people in the society.

Stop being a pretender

Midehi:
with capital letter..I AM NOT

ollah1:
What re we friends for? Pm then

uboma:
I admire your sincerity...

naijaboiy:
it is sexually educative,,and it contributes to the sexual life of people in the society.

Stop being a pretender

wristwatch:
The velocity of light happens to be the fastest speed ever known. Next to it is sound, bullet from gun but interestingly KONJI too don dey compete oo. Like some people will say KONJI NA BASTARD . Don't Let me bore u with too much physics.

People say sex is an expression of love, some say is pleasure, others feel it's to re-energised your body, intercourse btw 2 opposite sex, etc. What ever definition you termed it, sex is sex.

However when the urge is climax in some couples or those in relationship body, they express it immediately whereby the place maybe awkward instead of getting to their bedrooms.

Awkward places people have sex are;

1. Sacred place: Places like church, mosque and other scared places is a NO for sex. Last week in my area, a pastor was caught bleeping a sister secretly in one corner of the church. According to them, they blamed the devil for such act. Oh pls!!! So devil forced them right? Another one was a known alfa in my friend's resident who was caught in same act claiming he was trying to teach a moslem sister "KEWU". 'If I be God, I for send thunder burn their reproductive organs'.

2. Hospital/School/Office: Places like office, school, and hospital doesn't make sense for sex making. I wonder how comfortable it is to have sex on those public school tables. Haba! Konji nah bastard true true' but any girl that agrees is so cheap. A lot happens @ office environment, girls sleep with their male boss for promotion, etc. Imagine no bed o! for office, same small table!. How body no go pain una when una reach house. Some people see nurse as medical prostitutes. Doctor bleeping nurse is not a new story neither patients.

3. In a car: I can't say if it's comfortable to have sex in a car or not. The circumference is not enough for thorough fore play. I see sex in a car as having it in public covered by rectangular metal. Looks awkward to me.

4. Public toilet: Some people don't care about the stench of odour oozing in public toilet. In order to satisfy their sexual urge, they have the quick nodding of few minutes. What a shame!

5. Beach: In brazil and some countries, they have sex openly in beach. No iota is shame is in these people's blood. If to say tsunami suddenly happens, nah SAI GOBE be that.

There are other awkward places but the best place to have sex is @ your house; maybe bedroom, sitting room, etc. Hotel is another wonderful place.

Midehi:
that no.3 sha...hmmmmm...i talk not

naijaboiy:
is your second name ekaette?