Hi guys, saw this on FB and decided to share it here especially since someone shared the female version of it on NL some days back;

THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO
1. My girlfriend is not allowed to swim without floaties..you trying drown and escape this relationship? Not today!
2. My Girlfriend is not allowed to sneeze in public, and guys be like "BLESS YOU" she's already blessed...she has me
3. My girlfriend is not allowed to drink any energy drink.. What you trying to get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? Never!
4. My Girlfriend Not Allowed To have more than 3 male friends. The father, the son, and the Holy Spirit.
5. My GF not allowed to listen to Beyonce. Talking about "put a ring on it." You better be happy with that necklace.
6. My Girlfriend Not Allowed To twerk. Only thing that should be clapping are your hands on Sunday in church. Thank you Jesus
7. My GF not allowed to have a cell phone. Who she tryna talk to? Here's a walkie-talkie, you ain't going that far
8. My girlfriend not allowed to break up with me without making a 20 slide power point, 4 essays, and a letter signed
from God
9. My girlfriend isn't allowed to get glasses or contacts. What you need better vision for? You seeing someone else?
10. My girlfriend isn't allowed to blink. Are you telling me you're tired of seeing my face?
11. My girlfriend isn't allowed to say "I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART" What you gonna do with the
free space at the top? Love other guys? NO.
12. My girlfriend isn’t allowed to go swimming. I’ll be the only one to get her wet.
13. My GF isn't allowed to make a duck face when she takes a picture what if someone thinks she is offering a kiss & tries something?
14. My girlfriend isn't allowed to laugh at other boys jokes when I'm not around. She better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not.
15. My girlfriend isn't allowed to shave unless she's gonna see me. No sense clearing the jungle if it ain't for the lion king
16. My girlfriend isn't allowed to do algebra. She doesn't need to know how to find her X
17. My girlfriend isn't allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you and God got going on. You might be praying for
another man
18. My girlfriend isn’t allowed to open doors, windows, or cabinets like what are you searching for? A way out? Another
man? I'm right here
19. My girlfriend isn’t allowed to go outside, I already brightened your day what do you need sunlight for?
20. My girlfriend isn't allowed to eat vegetable. Are you trying to lower your cholesterol & live longer than me to find a new guy? Hell no, we dying together!

go date a doll then

I feel sorry for your girlfriend.. Its funny tho

Hahahahaha this is so not funny!

very funi...

op dream on. You will surely get such maybe in the next generation.

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op is kidding right?

prettythicksme:
op is kidding right?

yes he is o

dechandel:
You is a dreamer

if i see you in my dreams, i wouldn't want to wake

Your girlfriend is not allowed to breath when another man is around, she could inhale his perfume / after shave and you know how ladies love that.

myhoodlink:
op dream on. You will surely get such maybe in the next generation.

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what do i look like? Methuselah ??

Beamborla:
Your girlfriend is not allowed to breath when another man is around, she could inhale his perfume / after shave and you know how ladies love that.

ehn if i hear... plug her nose, breath through your mouth.

henribj:


what do i look like? Methuselah ??

sinaj:

very funi...

thats the idea

Khalessi:
Hahahahaha this is so not funny!

did you just laugh? or are my eyes deceiving me??

hayurmidey:
I feel sorry for your girlfriend.. Its funny tho

pls don't o, she'z not complaining

KIdsco.... Kids everywhere

dechandel:
Oya na, dream on and journey mercies to the world beyond

i reject it, am awake now.

Pol0944554545:
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uhm you forgot to include the "play" button in your video

henribj:


pls don't o, she'z not complaining

I guess she is only waiting for God's signed letter

hayurmidey:
I guess she is only waiting for God's signed letter

how do you mean?

She's not your wife and you are subjecting her to all these, what if she becomes your wife she will be your slave for life.

njuwo:
She's not your wife and you are subjecting her to all these, what if she becomes your wife she will be your slave for life.

oh wait o, you are suggesting i wait till she becomes my wife before i start to checkmate her?
hahahaha
okay o

henribj:


oh wait o, you are suggesting i wait till she becomes my wife before i start to checkmate her?
hahahaha
okay o

No, i am suggesting that you don't checkmate her at all cause what will be yours will be yours no need stressing your body about it.

henribj:


yes he is o

better

njuwo:
No, i am suggesting that you don't checkmate her at all cause what will be yours will be yours no need stressing your body about it.

ehn !!! if i hear
gone are those days when "what will be yours, will be yours" o
with all those hawk out there that call themselves sharp guys.. "what is yours, can easily, very easily, become theres" if you no take time

prettythicksme:
better

only in some parts o
in the rest parts, op is very serious