Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:25pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
mirexxx: babe i don't get u
Oh soz was meant to quote blackett |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by malonephill(m): 8:25pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Dygeasy: Khabuqi and Inkyillusion, please drop your lines.
COCOBERRY you have a decision to make.
Darkrebel666. Sageperv and mrpackager, drop your lines now please. that moment have been waiting for dark line |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Dygeasy(m): 8:27pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
CONGRATULATIONS ZICORAADS!!! 4 Likes |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:27pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by ROZZAYY(f): 8:28pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:29pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:29pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
To my dear Farano Allow me worship you for a minute or two............ * Ever Since I met you in this forum, my ventricles have been tingling rhythmically and my heart's been beating a million times per second. You'd have to make do with the Theatricality I bring cos its seems that's the only medium fit to express myself to this sophos sage and irresistible river goddess. And you must also be cyber and telekinetically gifted cos you got me hypnotised 24/7 online.. I'm two hundred and ninety nine percent sure that you are Morgana la fay and I'm one of your magical experiments that's under your spell.. Another theory is that you are Professor Xavier in a black female's vessel cos ever since I saw you, you have been controlling my mind.... I mean...I watched the Catalans play last week and all I kept seeing was you...I watched some 106 and Park and the Wendy Williams show and all I kept seeing was you... I even decided to take spiritual measures in helping myself by reading the bible and lo and behold...your name appeared in Gothic text in both testaments... I even failed my semester's exam woefully..cos I scribbled your name all over my answer sheet..- and that's something I still don't regret.. And less i forget, I even got a tattoo on my scrotum..and it says - FARANO... This is not Flattery really..and this is coming from the 'bottom' of my heart and the 'buttocks' of my soul.. ... and you should be christened 'Aso or Zuma' cos you 'Rock' my world....and those your elegant and god-given curves are 75 times more deadlier than Luis Suarez Incisors, or waving a wooden crucifix in the middle of Mecca, or trying to exchange words with Honourable Patrick. I thought a 4-4-2 formation would do, but your dazzling smile broke and crippled my defences like a Cesc Fabregas Pass. I even thought I was gonna perish in the drought I was in for eons, till your Angelic presence made it Rain in my mental sky. Cos you are the gospel of beauty, even the atheists believe..and last time Pinocchio called you ugly..- his nose grew thrice... I hope that Analogy worked..well if didn't then this Is another-...cos if you were Carbondioxide, I would never breathe you out and I hope to faint in a room where you are so I can enjoy that mouth to mouth resuscitation that you'd give. And since you bear no resemblance to earthlings...the. you could be my alien lover and we would make love in a spaceship..69 in Uranus and after a scrupulous and adventurous exploration of your pusssy, we would go nudde and kiss slowly in the bathroom while taking Meteor showers. Cos you are that extra meal Oliver Twist never got...and you are the Precious Gold that Havilah never had... And the last time I heard your melodious voice, my pinna had an OOrgasm..Its not like I was born suicidal but if you reject me, I would kill myself like the 47 Ronins. Lol ... I mean..who wouldn't wanna hold you, love you, kiss you...who wouldn't wanna caress this Amazon that got a veteran cruciverbalist puzzled.. Who wouldn't wanna Hug the Optimus and Pokuwaa of nairaland..- A woman in her Prime ...and who dares compare you with a Rainbow when you are more pleasant to the iris than a 2 Chameleons on a colour wheel This is real and You are the reason I composed this contemporary neophytic poetry that was intricately interwoven by quantum design and of course..before I checked your D.P Nine Market days ago, I had to time travel with Gulliver and the prince of persia to greco-macedanian lands to purchase Photokeplerian Optics cos legend has it that Your Flawless Physical Fabric can't be seen with the nnaked or even a circularized third eye. And as soon as I saw those Perfect lips of yours, I screamed Eureka ! like Aristotle and instantly morphed into a Cheiloproslitic being.. Pardon my Artistic proficiency and sophistication but you don't expect me to employ the use of simplistic words and adjectives when describing that Priceless Painting in the Madame Toussad or when appraising that Radiant and Finest Jewellery of Rococo Europe and of Carl Fabergé. Plus you really need to start flying baby cos the prints you leave on the lands can drown a killer whale in the daedalien matrix. And your Seductive hips can make a eunuch have a hard on.. Even your body shape should be known as the sacred geometry. .your bosoms and thorn-like nippple are nothing but aweless perfection.....and they say most pretty girls are dumb bimbos but your comments on nl proves you got deft intelligence and it also makes me Wonder if you had read one-fourth of the Library orf Alexandria ... the word on the streets is that studying you earns one the highest professorship Plus you got the flames... And MY OH MY !!! How could i forget that you are the Girl on Fire..like District 12 in the Hunger games ... So many things to say...and so many feelings to express.. I could go on and on but I would end ...by saying-- I love you Farano ...I really do ... P.S -- *Just Put the 16th and 13th letter of the alphabet together... Once you do that...you would know what to do 15 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:29pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
tosyne2much: Wooooooow !!!!
If i were a lady, i would let you have entrance to my kitty-cat without any stress Haha, You bad Tosyn. Lol. |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by mirexxx(f): 8:30pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
SagePerv:
Farano...
When I first saw your photograph, girl I got so nervous, I couldn't breath. In that very moment, my heart started beating, no kidding, I just couldn't get you off my mind. So I wrapped myself in my blanket, and pretended it was your arms, and quickly with my everything, I rushed through your post.
A move that changes everything for me.
In your posts my love, I saw a woman with humour. A humble being who's not perfect, but capable of loving. A woman I will want to mother my children.
Girl your sparingly intelligence gripped my heart. And now I know what I want — I want you.
I want to be that single guy that will love you like you deserve.
I want to be your morning sun, the only guy to see you first when you wake up without make up.
I want to be your coffee cup, the only one to kiss your sleepy lips.
I want to be the one to embrace you. The one to heard the sound of our heart and body, beating as one as it resonates against our breath.
They say love comes in different ways my dear, but your beauty my love pierced me in different ways.
Maybe you'd be the girl I will never met. But I don't care for in you I've found love. I don't need to see you to love you, I just need to know you are there behind that keyboard.
So even though I wouldn't ever get to hold you, but for long that I live I'll love you. And no matter what happens today, I'll cherish this day forever.
Love I'm an open book. And only you can define me. My heart is in your arms. Please don't make me bleed.
Let my heart ache less.
Farano, Love Me.
Give me a chance to love you.
Say Yes.
sweet 2 Likes |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:30pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
I hope its not too long sha .. |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by farano(f): 8:30pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
SagePerv:
Farano...
When I first saw your photograph, girl I got so nervous, I couldn't breath. In that very moment, my heart started beating, no kidding, I just couldn't get you off my mind. So I wrapped myself in my blanket, and pretended it was your arms, and quickly with my everything, I rushed through your post.
A move that changes everything for me.
In your posts my love, I saw a woman with humour. A humble being who's not perfect, but capable of loving. A woman I will want to mother my children.
Girl your sparingly intelligence gripped my heart. And now I know what I want — I want you.
I want to be that single guy that will love you like you deserve.
I want to be your morning sun, the only guy to see you first when you wake up without make up.
I want to be your coffee cup, the only one to kiss your sleepy lips.
I want to be the one to embrace you. The one to heard the sound of our heart and body, beating as one as it resonates against our breath.
They say love comes in different ways my dear, but your beauty my love pierced me in different ways.
Maybe you'd be the girl I will never met. But I don't care for in you I've found love. I don't need to see you to love you, I just need to know you are there behind that keyboard.
So even though I wouldn't ever get to hold you, but for long that I live I'll love you. And no matter what happens today, I'll cherish this day forever.
Love I'm an open book. And only you can define me. My heart is in your arms. Please don't make me bleed.
Let my heart ache less.
Farano, Love Me.
Give me a chance to love you.
Say Yes.
I'm blushing profusely! 1 Like |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by dechandel(f): 8:31pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
I am not a killjoy o
But dayummm!!!! This year's wooing challenge is just sooooo |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:31pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
tosyne2much: whats happening here my dear ? it's really dry here |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by JayKayMaybachz(m): 8:32pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Godvilla: Gracias mucho mi amigo De nada, hermano |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:32pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by mirexxx(f): 8:33pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by falconey(m): 8:33pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Beamborla:
See the hot lines they've been using since... am not on stage. OK words I say don't always come out right and they always seem to start a fight, I know what I said hurt you...AM SORRY! |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by JayKayMaybachz(m): 8:33pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
mirexxx: lol safer than u Hehehehhee ah don't think so bae |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by JayKayMaybachz(m): 8:34pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Beamborla:
The goat belong to one old woman like that... I fear aye
Thanchuu! Hmmmmmm |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by marieolae(f): 8:34pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Me too!!! fingers crossed!!!! Dygeasy: Yeah. I was just not so inclined plus the audition thread was massively derailed hence going through each page was boring. Very boring. I didn't really follow the happenings there. I just hope the ladies would pull a surprise one on us next week. |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:34pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: To my dear Farano
Allow me worship you for a minute or two............
* Ever Since I met you in this forum, my ventricles have been tingling rhythmically and my heart's been beating a million times per second. You'd have to make do with the Theatricality I bring cos its seems that's the only medium fit to express myself to this sophos sage and irresistible river goddess. And you must also be cyber and telekinetically gifted cos you got me hypnotised 24/7 online.. I'm two hundred and ninety nine percent sure that you are Morgana de la fay and I'm one of your magical experiments that's under your spell.. Another theory is that you are Professor Xavier in a black female's vessel cos ever since I saw you, you have been controlling my mind.... I mean...I watched the Catalans play last week and all I kept seeing was you...I watched some 106 and Park and the Wendy Williams show and all I kept seeing was you... I even decided to take spiritual measures in helping myself by reading the bible and lo and behold...your name appeared in Gothic text in both testaments... I even failed my semester's exam woefully..cos I scribbled your name all over my answer sheet..- and that's something I still don't regret.. And less i forget, I even got a tattoo on my scrotum..and it says - FARANO...
This is not Flattery really..and this is coming from the 'bottom' of my heart and the 'buttocks' of my soul..... and you should be christened 'Aso or Zuma' cos you 'Rock' my world....and those your elegant and god-given curves are 75 times more deadlier than Luis Suarez Incisors, or waving a wooden crucifix in the middle of Mecca, or trying to exchange words with Honourable Patrick. I thought a 4-4-2 formation would do, but your dazzling smile broke and crippled my defences like a Cesc Fabregas Pass. I even thought I was gonna perish in the drought I was in for eons, till your Angelic presence made it Rain in my mental sky. Cos you are the gospel of beauty, even the atheists believe..and last time Pinocchio called you ugly..- his nose grew thrice... I hope that Analogy worked..well if didn't then this Is another-...cos if you were Carbondioxide, I would never breathe you out and I hope to faint in a room where you are so I can enjoy that mouth to mouth resuscitation that you'd give. And since you bear no resemblance to earthlings...the. you could be my alien lover and we would make love in a spaceship..69 in Uranus and after a scrupulous and adventurous exploration of your pusssy, we would go nudde and kiss slowly in the bathroom while taking Meteor showers. Cos you are that extra meal Oliver Twist never got...and you are the Precious Gold that Havilah never had... And the last time I heard your melodious voice, my pinna had an Orgasm..Its not like I was born suicidal but if you reject me, I would kill myself like the 47 Ronins. Lol ... I mean..who wouldn't wanna hold you, love you, kiss you...who wouldn't wanna caress this Amazon that got a veteran cruciverbalist puzzled.. Who wouldn't wanna Hug the Optimus and Pokuwaa of nairaland..- A woman in her Prime ...and who dares compare you with a Rainbow when you are more pleasant to the iris than a 2 Chameleons on a colour wheel This is real and You are the reason I composed this contemporary neophytic poetry that was intricately interwoven by quantum design and of course..before I checked your D.P Nine Market days ago, I had to time travel with Gulliver and the prince of persia to greco-macedanian lands to purchase Photokeplerian Optics cos legend has it that Your Flawless Physical Fabric can't be seen with the nnaked or even a circularized third eye. And as soon as I saw those Perfect lips of yours, I screamed Eureka ! like Aristotle and instantly morphed into a Cheiloproslitic being.. Pardon my Artistic proficiency and sophistication but you don't expect me to employ the use of simplistic words and adjectives when describing that Priceless Painting in the Madame Toussad or when appraising that Radiant and Finest Jewellery of Rococo Europe and of Carl Fabergé. Plus you really need to start flying baby cos the prints you leave on the lands can drown a killer whale in the daedalien matrix. And your Seductive hips can make a eunuch have a hard on.. Even your body shape should be known as the sacred geometry. .your bosoms and thorn-like nipple are nothing but aweless perfection.....and they say most pretty girls are dumb bimbos but your comments on nl proves you got deft intelligence and it also makes me Wonder if you had read one-fourth of the Library or Alexandria ... the word on the streets is that studying you earns one the highest professorship Plus you got the flames... And MY OH MY !!! How could i forget that you are the Girl on Fire..like District 12 in the Hunger games ...
So many things to say...and so many feelings to express.. I could go on and on but I would end ...by saying-- I love you Farano ...I really do ...
P.S -- *Just Put the 16th and 15th letter of the alphabet together... Once you do that...you would know what to do I have basically read everybody's line from season 1 till now This is the best Darkrebel has killed me Jesus 2 Likes |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by JayKayMaybachz(m): 8:35pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
diddydiva: not yet Who do yhu have in mind.. . If u want to... ? |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by mirexxx(f): 8:35pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Lala247:
Oh soz was meant to quote blackett ah knew so who is wooing u? |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Nobody: 8:36pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by Dygeasy(m): 8:37pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: To my dear Farano
Allow me worship you for a minute or two............
* Ever Since I met you in this forum, my ventricles have been tingling rhythmically and my heart's been beating a million times per second. You'd have to make do with the Theatricality I bring cos its seems that's the only medium fit to express myself to this sophos sage and irresistible river goddess. And you must also be cyber and telekinetically gifted cos you got me hypnotised 24/7 online.. I'm two hundred and ninety nine percent sure that you are Morgana la fay and I'm one of your magical experiments that's under your spell.. Another theory is that you are Professor Xavier in a black female's vessel cos ever since I saw you, you have been controlling my mind.... I mean...I watched the Catalans play last week and all I kept seeing was you...I watched some 106 and Park and the Wendy Williams show and all I kept seeing was you... I even decided to take spiritual measures in helping myself by reading the bible and lo and behold...your name appeared in Gothic text in both testaments... I even failed my semester's exam woefully..cos I scribbled your name all over my answer sheet..- and that's something I still don't regret.. And less i forget, I even got a tattoo on my scrotum..and it says - FARANO...
This is not Flattery really..and this is coming from the 'bottom' of my heart and the 'buttocks' of my soul..... and you should be christened 'Aso or Zuma' cos you 'Rock' my world....and those your elegant and god-given curves are 75 times more deadlier than Luis Suarez Incisors, or waving a wooden crucifix in the middle of Mecca, or trying to exchange words with Honourable Patrick. I thought a 4-4-2 formation would do, but your dazzling smile broke and crippled my defences like a Cesc Fabregas Pass. I even thought I was gonna perish in the drought I was in for eons, till your Angelic presence made it Rain in my mental sky. Cos you are the gospel of beauty, even the atheists believe..and last time Pinocchio called you ugly..- his nose grew thrice... I hope that Analogy worked..well if didn't then this Is another-...cos if you were Carbondioxide, I would never breathe you out and I hope to faint in a room where you are so I can enjoy that mouth to mouth resuscitation that you'd give. And since you bear no resemblance to earthlings...the. you could be my alien lover and we would make love in a spaceship..69 in Uranus and after a scrupulous and adventurous exploration of your pusssy, we would go nudde and kiss slowly in the bathroom while taking Meteor showers. Cos you are that extra meal Oliver Twist never got...and you are the Precious Gold that Havilah never had... And the last time I heard your melodious voice, my pinna had an OOrgasm..Its not like I was born suicidal but if you reject me, I would kill myself like the 47 Ronins. Lol ... I mean..who wouldn't wanna hold you, love you, kiss you...who wouldn't wanna caress this Amazon that got a veteran cruciverbalist puzzled.. Who wouldn't wanna Hug the Optimus and Pokuwaa of nairaland..- A woman in her Prime ...and who dares compare you with a Rainbow when you are more pleasant to the iris than a 2 Chameleons on a colour wheel This is real and You are the reason I composed this contemporary neophytic poetry that was intricately interwoven by quantum design and of course..before I checked your D.P Nine Market days ago, I had to time travel with Gulliver and the prince of persia to greco-macedanian lands to purchase Photokeplerian Optics cos legend has it that Your Flawless Physical Fabric can't be seen with the nnaked or even a circularized third eye. And as soon as I saw those Perfect lips of yours, I screamed Eureka ! like Aristotle and instantly morphed into a Cheiloproslitic being.. Pardon my Artistic proficiency and sophistication but you don't expect me to employ the use of simplistic words and adjectives when describing that Priceless Painting in the Madame Toussad or when appraising that Radiant and Finest Jewellery of Rococo Europe and of Carl Fabergé. Plus you really need to start flying baby cos the prints you leave on the lands can drown a killer whale in the daedalien matrix. And your Seductive hips can make a eunuch have a hard on.. Even your body shape should be known as the sacred geometry. .your bosoms and thorn-like nipple are nothing but aweless perfection.....and they say most pretty girls are dumb bimbos but your comments on nl proves you got deft intelligence and it also makes me Wonder if you had read one-fourth of the Library or Alexandria ... the word on the streets is that studying you earns one the highest professorship Plus you got the flames... And MY OH MY !!! How could i forget that you are the Girl on Fire..like District 12 in the Hunger games ...
So many things to say...and so many feelings to express.. I could go on and on but I would end ...by saying-- I love you Farano ...I really do ...
P.S -- *Just Put the 16th and 15th letter of the alphabet together... Once you do that...you would know what to do 1 Like |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by JayKayMaybachz(m): 8:37pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
diddydiva: the guy wan publish textbook on top farano Chai Hmmmmmm how come he wrote all those? I am pretty sure in real life, he wouldn't say all those |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by mirexxx(f): 8:37pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
diddydiva: the guy wan publish textbook on top farano I tell you |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by JayKayMaybachz(m): 8:37pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
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Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by naijaboiy: 8:38pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
ROZZAYY: me tew o sweets just two months of my absence and everywere looks so dry nawa hope d weather is doin ugud. |
Re: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by naijaboiy: 8:39pm On Mar 12, 2015 |
Where is Marieolae?
I want to woo you again? 1 Like |