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farano:
I'm blushing profusely!

Lala247:
Lol i cant be wooed

Lala247:
Lol i cant be wooed

malonephill:
honestly bro, I think op should give babe lot of time to decide on this

ROZZAYY:
halo MR NAIRALAND

Aunty rozzayy...long time o.

Where you go?

cocoberry:
Oh ok....... Zicoraads words blew my mind, so i pick him.

ROZZAYY:
me tew o sweets just two months of my absence and everywere looks so dry nawa hope d weather is doin ugud.

mirexxx:
pastor tosinnnnnn

Hahahahaha roflwkmd

Beamborla:
Which weapon do you prefer?

Darkrebel666:
To my dear Farano

Allow me worship you for a minute or two............


* Ever Since I met you in this forum, my ventricles have been tingling rhythmically and my heart's been beating a million times per second. You'd have to make do with the Theatricality I bring cos its seems that's the only medium fit to express myself to this sophos sage and irresistible river goddess. And you must also be cyber and telekinetically gifted cos you got me hypnotised 24/7 online..
I'm two hundred and ninety nine percent sure that you are Morgana la fay and I'm one of your magical experiments that's under your spell.. Another theory is that you are Professor Xavier in a black female's vessel cos ever since I saw you, you have been controlling my mind.... I mean...I watched the Catalans play last week and all I kept seeing was you...I watched some 106 and Park and the Wendy Williams show and all I kept seeing was you... I even decided to take spiritual measures in helping myself by reading the bible and lo and behold...your name appeared in Gothic text in both testaments... I even failed my semester's exam woefully..cos I scribbled your name all over my answer sheet..- and that's something I still don't regret.. And less i forget, I even got a tattoo on my scrotum..and it says - FARANO...

This is not Flattery really..and this is coming from the 'bottom' of my heart and the 'buttocks' of my soul..... and you should be christened 'Aso or Zuma' cos you 'Rock' my world....and those your elegant and god-given curves are 75 times more deadlier than Luis Suarez Incisors, or waving a wooden crucifix in the middle of Mecca, or trying to exchange words with Honourable Patrick.
I thought a 4-4-2 formation would do, but your dazzling smile broke and crippled my defences like a Cesc Fabregas Pass. I even thought I was gonna perish in the drought I was in for eons, till your Angelic presence made it Rain in my mental sky. Cos you are the gospel of beauty, even the atheists believe..and last time Pinocchio called you ugly..- his nose grew thrice...
I hope that Analogy worked..well if didn't then this Is another-...cos if you were Carbondioxide, I would never breathe you out and I hope to faint in a room where you are so I can enjoy that mouth to mouth resuscitation that you'd give.
And since you bear no resemblance to earthlings...the. you could be my alien lover and we would make love in a spaceship..69 in Uranus and after a scrupulous and adventurous exploration of your pusssy, we would go nudde and kiss slowly in the bathroom while taking Meteor showers.
Cos you are that extra meal Oliver Twist never got...and you are the Precious Gold that Havilah never had... And the last time I heard your melodious voice, my pinna had an OOrgasm..Its not like I was born suicidal but if you reject me, I would kill myself like the 47 Ronins. Lol ... I mean..who wouldn't wanna hold you, love you, kiss you...who wouldn't wanna caress this Amazon that got a veteran cruciverbalist puzzled.. Who wouldn't wanna Hug the Optimus and Pokuwaa of nairaland..- A woman in her Prime ...and who dares compare you with a Rainbow when you are more pleasant to the iris than a 2 Chameleons on a colour wheel
This is real and You are the reason I composed this contemporary neophytic poetry that was intricately interwoven by quantum design and of course..before I checked your D.P Nine Market days ago, I had to time travel with Gulliver and the prince of persia to greco-macedanian lands to purchase Photokeplerian Optics cos legend has it that Your Flawless Physical Fabric can't be seen with the nnaked or even a circularized third eye.
And as soon as I saw those Perfect lips of yours, I screamed Eureka ! like Aristotle and instantly morphed into a Cheiloproslitic being..
Pardon my Artistic proficiency and sophistication but you don't expect me to employ the use of simplistic words and adjectives when describing that Priceless Painting in the Madame Toussad or when appraising that Radiant and Finest Jewellery of Rococo Europe and of Carl Fabergé. Plus you really need to start flying baby cos the prints you leave on the lands can drown a killer whale in the daedalien matrix.
And your Seductive hips can make a eunuch have a hard on.. Even your body shape should be known as the sacred geometry. .your bosoms and thorn-like nippple are nothing but aweless perfection.....and they say most pretty girls are dumb bimbos but your comments on nl proves you got deft intelligence and it also makes me Wonder if you had read one-fourth of the Library orf Alexandria ... the word on the streets is that studying you earns one the highest professorship
Plus you got the flames...
And MY OH MY !!! How could i forget that you are the Girl on Fire..like District 12 in the Hunger games ...


So many things to say...and so many feelings to express.. I could go on and on but I would end ...by saying-- I love you Farano ...I really do ...


P.S --
*Just Put the 16th and 15th letter of the alphabet together... Once you do that...you would know what to do

naijaboiy:
Aunty rozzayy...long time o.

Where you go?

ROZZAYY:
Darkrebel666 dat was lovely am jealous cant wait for d female edition i don write my lines tey

zicoraads:
'Just two months of my absence...' Well, am not sure your absence was actually felt.

naijaboiy:
Anymore wooing?

JayKayMaybachz:
My hands will do

JayKayMaybachz:
She go omugwo

dechandel:
Cocoberry
We are waiting!!

Ezibless,biko come forward

JayKayMaybachz:
I trust yhu gaaaan

Psalmwise:
if dem go print dat tin out as handout...ev go reach lik 3 pages
shuoo.....e too long like long

JayKayMaybachz:
Come meh ah woo u

Hiaan!

Beamborla:
I choose to edged sword.

JayKayMaybachz:
She go omugwo