EggovinMma:


After now una go say nigerian gurls no dey love.

Una love noh dhey too pure shaa

Cos stains dhey follow am


Just see dah wan wen u tok soo..


Na still hin money u carry flex am

PunkyOh:
I can't think of anything except crying after I broke up with an ex. I cried for days. I'd be sweeping the floor only to stop & take a mini cry break. Going out was horrible because everyone started to look just like him, which made me want to cry some more. I remember looking at a security guard I've seen a thousand times before & thought, "OMG! His eyes look exactly like my ex's!". I cried again & again. It was crazy. After I was over the break up, everything went back to normal. Even the security guard got his real eyes back

I better not be broke after a break up.Thats when it stings most. One of the ways I heal is to spend on myself.

Mhizkel:
I'm a lady!

lmfao.. calling you woman sound sexy ..hope you won't mind

EggovinMma:




Well, part of the crazy life then.

Definitely...


Yhu different now.?

JayKayMaybachz:
Una love noh dhey too pure shaa

Cos stains dhey follow am


Just see dah wan wen u tok soo..


Na still hin money u carry flex am

But what if I chop am still no flex am nko
I try na, give me tiny credit.

EggovinMma:



I better not be broke after a break up.Thats when it stings most. One of the ways I heal is to spend on myself.

Mehn sabi torment una gaaan

EggovinMma:



But what if I chop am still no flex am nko
I try na, give me tiny credit.

Meh una just dhey get pity for mind give us kwanu. .. .


Mbok!!

Asong oooo



Iban.. .. hmmmmm

Khabuqi:


Lmao.
Wicked guy

serious joor
try it but make sure you eat sumthing pepperish sha

EggovinMma:
But my best was a dinner planned date With the most wonderful man in my life.He complains that I dont love him, na so so money money money.So that val day, I called him at night to meet me up at Lagoon restaurant. He came, looked at me then sat down with a smile et al.He was lighted. The dinner came to an end and I paid and he was like " woo ooooo, my angel"

Back home, I asked him to stop the car at Radisson Blu, he just packed came down and was watching me as I took his hand.I already booked a room that afternoon, I wanted to fuccck my man and I did! .







The next day, I opened my handbag to see some cash.He replaced the cash I spent












Truth is,The money I spent was part of the , one he forgot in his drawer 3 months before he travelled for hols. .As e no ask for am, I pocket the money. All joIn.



*hope he is not here o*

i like ur story but try to be real...u sound like som1 who needs attention....

JayKayMaybachz:


Mehn sabi torment una gaaan

The one wey enter mind na.No be any kind man.No matter how babe mind strong reach,there must be someone to calm you down.

sseunth:
i like ur story but try to be real...u sound like som1 who needs attention....

Ok.

EggovinMma:



The one wey enter mind na.No be any kind man.No matter how babe mind strong reach,there must be someone to calm you down.

Definitely naa


And at the end..na man hin be


I love been a man shaaaaa


Well i don't have time for breakups


When u fvck up, i just give u ur own way... Even though i been love u die


Gurls plenty over. .. Thank God sey wey me from, gals fine gaan

EggovinMma:
Well another crazy thing I did was to suuck his coCk at night in one of the private beaches in VI.Omo GHANA weed na die.Missed with Jack Daniels, I had to eat BANANA. The next morning I woke up with him smiling and stroking my salty hair. One look at that smile, I knew last night revelation would be a bombshell. .

You the real MVP.

2dice:

lmfao.. calling you woman sound sexy ..hope you won't mind

No o! I prefer lady

JayKayMaybachz:


Meh una just dhey get pity for mind give us kwanu. .. .


Mbok!!

Asong oooo



Iban.. .. hmmmmm

Lmao. Anyways na silky pranks those times.The problem I had with him is that in the beginning of our relationship, if I get him present, he doesn't use iit.He will thank me and after a while dash them out.He says he loves me and don't need anything, since I can't afford hthis taste,i need to please him with his own money.

EggovinMma:



Lmao. Anyways na silky pranks those times.The problem I had with him is that in the beginning of our relationship, if I get him present, he doesn't use iit.He will thank me and after a while dash them out.He says he loves me and don't need anything, since I can't afford hthis taste,i need to please him with his own money.

Hahahhahahahahaa


Yhu still with him? Orrrrr

JayKayMaybachz:
Definitely naa


And at the end..na man hin be


I love been a man shaaaaa


Well i don't have time for breakups


When u fvck up, i just give u ur own way... Even though i been love u die


Gurls plenty over. .. Thank God sey wey me from, gals fine gaan

Well love isn't every.
There are good ingredients to a good relationship.Me Nov dey like lie for relationship o, and my experience with that shows mehn find it difficult leaving truthful women. If them catch me for fuccck up, I dey spill sharply If I am caught in a lie, don't bring evidence, the truth go just dey flow .So if he ask me,"Who took the ...."O boy I don run go another room go lock myself till dawn

EggovinMma:



I better not be broke after a break up.Thats when it stings most. One of the ways I heal is to spend on myself.

LOL, true.

Mhizkel:
No o! I prefer lady

aii LadyK.. Like your height tho..
Imagine you dating sum1 as short as M.i ..

EggovinMma:


Well love isn't every.
There are good ingredients to a good relationship.Me Nov dey like lie for relationship o, and my experience with that shows mehn find it difficult leaving truthful women. If them catch me for fuccck up, I dey spill sharply If I am caught in a lie, don't bring evidence, the truth go just dey flow .So if he ask me,"Who took the ...."O boy I don run go another room go lock myself till dawn

Hahhahaha

Yhu smart....


And this has really helped yhu to sail through your relationships and has given the ghuys you've dated this "I won't let yhu go" fear... Cos loosing a truthful bae will be a big blow

I hope yhu ghuud in other department[s]...


No one is perfect

JayKayMaybachz:
Hahahhahahahahaa


Yhu still with him? Orrrrr

Naaa.But we are still very much in touch.Not based here anymore.LLol.Till date he still talks about all the pranks m the wahala and the headaches I gave him. " Crazy woman"

EggovinMma:



Naaa.But we are still very much in touch.Not based here anymore.LLol.Till date he still talks about all the pranks m the wahala and the headaches I gave him. " Crazy woman"

Like i can see.. . You really fun to be with.. ..

But yhu committed and settled now?

JayKayMaybachz:
Hahhahaha

Yhu smart....


And this has really helped yhu to sail through your relationships and has given the ghuys you've dated this "I won't let yhu go" fear... Cos loosing a truthful bae will be a big blow

I hope yhu ghuud in other department[s]...


No one is perfect

Trying to manage other flaws. They can be quite terrible. But I am working on them.

JayKayMaybachz:


Like i can see.. . You really fun to be with.. ..

But yhu committed and settled now?

Na work I dey find o.Too 'unbalanced' to commit now.

EggovinMma:


Trying to manage other flaws. They can be quite terrible. But I am working on them.

Yeah i know how that can be...


Yhu know what?

Is one thing to notice ya flaws and it's another to deal with them.... Like wanting curbing them


But some will notice, and still careless...

Giving this stvpid line

"God will send a man/woman to cope with ma flaws"

Mtchhhhheeeeeeew

JayKayMaybachz:


Yeah i know how that can be...


Yhu know what?

Is one thing to notice ya flaws and it's another to deal with them.... Like wanting curbing them


But some will notice, and still careless...

Giving this stvpid line

"God will send a man/woman to cope with ma flaws"

Mtchhhhheeeeeeew

Depends on the kind of flaws. If it's character wise especially one that can be damaging , it's something one needs to work on.If it's a habit, that can be damaging, it should be worked on.Last yr, I can't go a day without consuming alcohol, but this yr, Do you know I didn't even finish a small bottle of beer on my birthday.I think it's a big start...Because if na before

EggovinMma:



Na work I dey find o.Too 'unbalanced' to commit now.

Awwww.. ..

I pray yhu get a ghuud job

EggovinMma:


Depends on the kind of flaws. If it's character wise especially one that can be damaging , it's something one needs to work on.If it's a habit, that can be damaging, it should be worked on.Last yr, I can't go a day without consuming alcohol, but this yr, Do you know I didn't even finish a small bottle of beer on my birthday.I think it's a big start...Because if na before

Hahhahahaha chai u funny



It's ghuud u workin towards fixing ya self


That's really a big start

2dice:

aii LadyK.. Like your height tho..
Imagine you dating sum1 as short as M.i ..

Lmao

Mhizkel:
Lmao

huh...haven't you dated any short guy b4?

2dice:

huh...haven't you dated any short guy b4?

Nope! Short guys are turn off for me

2dice:

huh...haven't you dated any short guy b4?

Nope!Short guys are turns me off