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he used to ask me out all the time
I was like eww, he owns an African store that sells rice and beans for a living

I rarely even go to his own store when I reach that side

today, after I came out of the Nigerian store opposite his shop, after buying eba and egusi soup

I saw him drive pass thru with his brand new BMW X6 Jeep

next time, I reach the African store shopping complex, I will be visiting

Sometimes I wonder if you are a human being or a type of computer virus.

Doortun:
Sometimes I wonder if you are a human being or a type of computer virus.

I am living the Nigerian dream

babe u need to visit a pastor

Just passing bye, bike stop wait I dey go report for station

onila:
he used to ask me out all the time
I was like eww, he owns an African store that sells rice and beans for a living

I rarely even go to his own store when I reach that side

today, after I came out of the Nigerian store opposite his shop, after buying eba and egusi soup

I saw him drive pass thru with his brand new BMW X6 Jeep

next time, I reach the African store shopping complex, I will be visiting

I'm the Ghanian guy.. wow ..never knew you were on nairaland

Please make sure you visit the African store.. I would be expecting you

onila:
he used to ask me out all the time
I was like eww, he owns an African store that sells rice and beans for a living

I rarely even go to his own store when I reach that side

today, after I came out of the Nigerian store opposite his shop, after buying eba and egusi soup

I saw him drive pass thru with his brand new BMW X6 Jeep

next time, I reach the African store shopping complex, I will be visiting

I love you.

onila.. abeg tell me if d guy get younger sister..

Darkrebel666:
I'm the Ghanian guy.. wow ..never knew you were on nairaland

Please make sure you visit the African store.. I would be expecting you

lol mumu

kilokeys:
onila.. abeg tell me if d guy get younger sister..

so you are one of those Naija guys

dying for Ghanaian girls

onila:
so you are one of those Naija guys

dying for Ghanaian girls

not necessarily.. if i woo her successfully.. free beans and rice.. u get?

onila:
he used to ask me out all the time
I was like eww, he owns an African store that sells rice and beans for a living

I rarely even go to his own store when I reach that side

today, after I came out of the Nigerian store opposite his shop, after buying eba and egusi soup

I saw him drive pass thru with his brand new BMW X6 Jeep

next time, I reach the African store shopping complex, I will be visiting

Well, I love your straight forwardness but if you had not seen him with his BMW X6, you wouldn't have been regarding him?..

Smh for you Onila the entertainer...

She is a Troll Computer Virus!

Doortun:
Sometimes I wonder if you are a human being or a type of computer virus.

Is he into virgins?

rokiatu:
Is he into virgins?

see am stalking you oo,until you give me ur password

Ipledge:
see am stalking you oo,until you give me ur password

stalking me?

rokiatu:
stalking me?

I no need to follow you before I stalk day light out of u

Ipledge:
I no need to follow you before I stalk day light out of u

why are u stalking me?

I am not a virgin like onila

rokiatu:
why are u stalking me?

I am not a virgin like onila

i don't like virgin,but I like ur curve...

Ipledge:
i don't like virgin,but I like ur curve...

chie the curves dey really cause you some jaga sha.

rokiatu:
chie the curves dey really cause you some jaga sha.

d curve dey send wrong msgs to my central nervous system,corrupt all the files

Ipledge:
d curve dey send wrong msgs to my central nervous system,corrupt all the files

buh a ha hahahhaahhahaahahahhahahaha!

rokiatu:
buh a ha hahahhaahhahaahahahhahahaha!

this is not a laughing matter

I thought your pop is a billionaire....so why is a BMW X6 making you wet?

Money makes girls fall head over heels.









May God punish those who say love needs no money

uchman:
Well, I love your straight forwardness but if you had not seen him with his BMW X6, you wouldn't have been regarding him?..

Smh for you Onila the entertainer...

didnt read my first post

I never took him seriously

but from today

Khalessi:
I thought your pop is a billionaire....so why is a BMW X6 making you wet?

do you know how much BMW X6 IS

onila:
do you know how much BMW X6 IS

The car isn't upto a hundred thousand dollars...so? Your billionaire dad can buy you that on your birthday as a toast to your virginity....

Khalessi:
The car isn't upto a hundred thousand dollars...so? Your billionaire dad can buy you that on your birthday as a toast to your virginity....

billionaire in naira is different from billionaire dollars

BM X6 is a luxurious car in Naija

rokiatu:
chie the curves dey really cause you some jaga sha.

not only him.. me too

you deserve to be given a lengthy ban for killing nairaland males with those deadly things