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This list is a summary of the annoying habits and acts most guys display in the sheets.See the list of mistakes that might irritate your woman and turn her off.

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy.

2. Being Silent and Emotionless.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied.

4. Not Lasting Long Enough.

5. Body odour.

6. Bad breath.

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions.

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples.

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets.

10. Dropping the condom on the floor.

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately.

Guys, the general rule is simply to be courteous and respectful to your woman

cokacoola:
soo we shall stop has slex ba mods i dot expct this thrad to last up 1secods

Please who fit help translate? I no sabi wetin dis guy dey talk...

lolaxavier:

Please who fit help translate? I no sabi wetin dis guy dey talk...

him say mod don go choch

let he who has eyes , learn.

Bwahahahaha..

sinaj:
him say mod don go choch

Hahahahah...very funny.

No 1 is allowed if it is a quickie e.g. Your landlord's wife or your lesson teacher. No time for preambles...do fast and run for your life...


No 7... Mandatory if she's forming like she's new to bj by testing only the cap...when in reality, she has blown different types of trumpets in her existence...

Some of the women I've been with have been the...just lay there, please me, please me type

None is allowed

wow true that! all are simply irritating.. but I really hate no2

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no 8 is just.... gosh!

[color=#000033]Warris dis?

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy. Why should one give insufficient pre-intimacy to his wife in the first place?

2. Being Silent and Emotionless. Some of us don't have emotions or have alexithymia.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied. Hmmmm!

4. Not Lasting Long Enough. Another Hmmmm!

5. Body odour. Why have body odour in the first place? Ewww!

6. Bad breath. Why have bad breath in the second place? Ewww - again!

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions. No comment!

8. Forcefully pulling on her Tips. Are her breasts for tug of war? What are you pulling in the first place? And then, forcefully

9. Cleaning your Fluid with the sheets. Hian!

10. Dropping the condom on the floor. Warris condom?

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately. Okay, this right here must be a joke.[/color]

Naija man = all of the above! Sorry to say

Traits of a porn star ...these things aren't normal. Who does that.. lol

correct but ....no comment

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Wow, what a post!

What of olosho??

That means Nigerian men needs "CHANGE" vote APC and we'll change under and on top the sheet.

I'm here to read comments

No 11 tho
Going straight to her vagina ..
is there a Shortcut to the vagina ??

this cold sunday afternoon .this mod is an atheist

Meaning?

Wat a thread on a sunday...Mothers day too .


Anyhow I do it she's gon like it

Guys take NOTE o.
NO SMELLING MOUTH PLEASE ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
pre Intimacy is Lovely!


As for No 7, it's better to just use your teeth and scratch his diickkk

What would a man know about that?
What's your profession, OP?

lolaxavier:

Please who fit help translate? I no sabi wetin dis guy dey talk...

he's in love with da coco

lolaxavier:
This list is a summary of the annoying habits and acts most guys display in the sheets.See the list of mistakes that might irritate your woman and turn her off.

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy.

2. Being Silent and Emotionless.

3[b]. Assuming She’s Satisfied.
[/b]
4. Not Lasting Long Enough..

5. Body odour.

6. Bad breath.

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions.

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples.

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets.

10. Dropping the condom on the floor.

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately.

Guys, the general rule is simply to be courteous and respectful to your woman

Buhahahahahhahahaa.Not lasting long enough depends o.Once I am satisfied, biko leave my body please.Some guys enjoy holding their sperm in, HABA! HONEY, CUM NA, ABI NA FEDERAL JOB?

This should be coming from the ladies except if what am thinking is true.

All I see is what men are doing or not doing . Is it always about the men? Are guys mechanics to fix everything? Haba, we won't die young because we want to please jor.

lolaxavier:

Please who fit help translate? I no sabi wetin dis guy dey talk...

lol