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Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 10:07am On Mar 15, 2015
This list is a summary of the annoying habits and acts most guys display in the sheets.See the list of mistakes that might irritate your woman and turn her off.

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy.

2. Being Silent and Emotionless.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied.

4. Not Lasting Long Enough.

5. Body odour.

6. Bad breath.

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions.

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples.

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets.

10. Dropping the condom on the floor.

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately.

Guys, the general rule is simply to be courteous and respectful to your woman

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by cokacoola(m): 10:45am On Mar 15, 2015
soo we shall stop has slex basad mods i dot expct this thrad to last up 1secods

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 10:56am On Mar 15, 2015
cokacoola:
soo we shall stop has slex basad mods i dot expct this thrad to last up 1secods


Please who fit help translate? I no sabi wetin dis guy dey talk...

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by sinaj(f): 11:08am On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:



Please who fit help translate? I no sabi wetin dis guy dey talk...
him say mod don go choch

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by K9blunt(f): 11:10am On Mar 15, 2015
let he who has eyes , learn. grin

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Maamin(m): 11:11am On Mar 15, 2015
Bwahahahaha.. grin

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 11:59am On Mar 15, 2015
sinaj:
him say mod don go choch

Hahahahah...very funny.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 12:06pm On Mar 15, 2015
No 1 is allowed if it is a quickie e.g. Your landlord's wife or your lesson teacher. No time for preambles...do fast and run for your life...
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

No 7... Mandatory if she's forming like she's new to bj by testing only the cap...when in reality, she has blown different types of trumpets in her existence...
grin grin cheesy

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Enegod(m): 12:46pm On Mar 15, 2015
Some of the women I've been with have been the...just lay there, please me, please me type angry

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by pekeyim: 12:46pm On Mar 15, 2015
None is allowed

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by quivah(f): 12:47pm On Mar 15, 2015
wow true that! all are simply irritating.. but I really hate no2

..
no 8 is just.... gosh!

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by phayvoursky(m): 12:47pm On Mar 15, 2015
SORRY OP THE TOPIC SHOULD BE "MISTAKE APC MEN DO ON BED THAT IRRITATES THEIR WOMEN".


THE PDP MEN KNOW HOW TO PERFECTLY SATISFY THEIR WOMEN.




VOTE GEJ FOR SATISFACTION

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by BizBloke(m): 12:47pm On Mar 15, 2015
Warris dis?

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy. Why should one give insufficient pre-intimacy to his wife in the first place?

2. Being Silent and Emotionless. Some of us don't have emotions or have alexithymia.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied. Hmmmm!

4. Not Lasting Long Enough. Another Hmmmm!

5. Body odour. Why have body odour in the first place? Ewww!

6. Bad breath. Why have bad breath in the second place? Ewww - again!

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions. No comment!

8. Forcefully pulling on her Tips. Are her breasts for tug of war? What are you pulling in the first place? And then, forcefully shocked

9. Cleaning your Fluid with the sheets. Hian!

10. Dropping the condom on the floor. Warris condom?

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately. Okay, this right here must be a joke.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 12:47pm On Mar 15, 2015
Naija man = all of the above! Sorry to say

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by 5p1naz(m): 12:47pm On Mar 15, 2015
Traits of a porn star ...these things aren't normal. Who does that.. lol

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by ekwerendi55(m): 12:48pm On Mar 15, 2015
correct but ....no comment
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by RAO1(m): 12:48pm On Mar 15, 2015
k

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by donigspain(m): 12:48pm On Mar 15, 2015
Wow, what a post!

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by omoadeleye(m): 12:48pm On Mar 15, 2015
What of olosho??

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by adepiero: 12:48pm On Mar 15, 2015
That means Nigerian men needs "CHANGE" vote APC and we'll change under and on top the sheet.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 12:48pm On Mar 15, 2015
I'm here to read comments

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 12:48pm On Mar 15, 2015
No 11 tho
Going straight to her vagina ..
is there a Shortcut to the vagina ??

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Jostico: 12:49pm On Mar 15, 2015
this cold sunday afternoon undecided .this mod is an atheist undecided

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by tiamiyukunle69(m): 12:49pm On Mar 15, 2015
Meaning?

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by MRLINGTON(m): 12:49pm On Mar 15, 2015
Wat a thread on a sunday...Mothers day too cheesy.


Anyhow I do it she's gon like it

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 12:49pm On Mar 15, 2015
cheesy


Guys take NOTE o.
NO SMELLING MOUTH PLEASE ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
pre Intimacy is Lovely!


As for No 7, it's better to just use your teeth and scratch his diickkk sad angry

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by DesChyko(m): 12:49pm On Mar 15, 2015
What would a man know about that?
What's your profession, OP?

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 12:49pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:



Please who fit help translate? I no sabi wetin dis guy dey talk...
he's in love with da coco

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 12:50pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:
This list is a summary of the annoying habits and acts most guys display in the sheets.See the list of mistakes that might irritate your woman and turn her off.

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy.

2. Being Silent and Emotionless.

3[b]. Assuming She’s Satisfied.
[/b]
4. Not Lasting Long Enough..

5. Body odour.

6. Bad breath.

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions.

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples.

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets.

10. Dropping the condom on the floor.

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately.

Guys, the general rule is simply to be courteous and respectful to your woman


Buhahahahahhahahaa.Not lasting long enough depends o.Once I am satisfied, biko leave my body please.Some guys enjoy holding their sperm in, HABA! HONEY, CUM NA, ABI NA FEDERAL JOB?

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by nortcentrallord(m): 12:50pm On Mar 15, 2015
This should be coming from the ladies except if what am thinking is true.

All I see is what men are doing or not doing undecided. Is it always about the men? Are guys mechanics to fix everything? Haba, we won't die young because we want to please jor.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 12:51pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:



Please who fit help translate? I no sabi wetin dis guy dey talk...
lol

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