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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by NemzySeries(m): 1:34pm On Mar 15, 2015
almostFamous:
Naija man = all of the above! Sorry to say
No oooo....naija men are criously trying xcept uve bin meeting electricians,welders,mechanic or any orda ma who's occupation has to do wit metal (i bkos i kw such men no get time 4 pre-intimacy or protocols grin bt d worst of all are fulani men....dey dunt romance,kiss,caress,hug,f!nger or do anytin like 4play,dey jst go straight to d Airport grin

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 1:35pm On Mar 15, 2015
marymaria:

yea, but the way these little boiz. make biggy of money and babes these days ehn

Well you can't blame anyone. A guy meets a lady and all he has in his mind is how to get under that skirt and a lady also meets a guy and she is already sizing how much up she will get from the guy... It is on both sides my dear.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:36pm On Mar 15, 2015
omonnakoda:
You are talking about your own career ,I only wrote about what happens in my clinic

Lol...ok boss.
You should try em sometime, don't forget.
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 1:37pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMma:



After holding it in three times grin grin
Once you see your woman is satisfied, the best is to bring your head to climax.
If you continue for long, she will eventually get dry.


But some of you will continue holding your sperm in till the woman starts getting irritatedd.CUM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NO BE FEDERAL JOB.
please how do I know my woman has come when some remain as dumb as teddy bear even in the process?

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 1:37pm On Mar 15, 2015
Dammyjohn:

Is it talk or type?

Guy take anyone u like, no disturb d flow of my chat with other people jare.,,

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by gbengaoa(m): 1:38pm On Mar 15, 2015
[quote author=EggovinMma post=31639145]

sorry i don't practice hypocrisy.
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 1:38pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMma:



Na true na.
Who wants to resign from federal job? ? grin grin

NA THERE DEM WON STAY DIE!

But that sounds manipulative. If the man made you come then you need to help him cum too. It is a win-win situation.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 1:39pm On Mar 15, 2015
dapipson:
please how do I know my woman has come when some remain as dumb as teddy bear even in the process?

Good question...in most cases you don't get to know.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by deebrain(m): 1:40pm On Mar 15, 2015
BizBloke:
Warris dis?

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy. Why should one give insufficient pre-intimacy to his wife in the first place?

2. Being Silent and Emotionless. Some of us don't have emotions or have alexithymia.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied. Hmmmm!

4. Not Lasting Long Enough. Another Hmmmm!

5. Body odour. Why have body odour in the first place? Ewww!

6. Bad breath. Why have bad breath in the second place? Ewww - again!

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions. No comment!

8. Forcefully pulling on her Tips. Are her breasts for tug of war? What are you pulling in the first place? And then, forcefully shocked

9. Cleaning your Fluid with the sheets. Hian!

10. Dropping the condom on the floor. Warris condom?

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately. Okay, this right here must be a joke.


sir,

Warris all dis?

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 1:42pm On Mar 15, 2015
almostFamous:
hate my skin?
Nevermind. Now I know you love your skin since you were able to ignore the 'ghetto boys' part of the comment, but not the 'skin' part. Ladies ehn! Smh
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 1:42pm On Mar 15, 2015
papawemba:


But that sounds manipulative. If the man made you come then you need to help him cum too. It is a win-win situation.

My argument here is when he holds it in,even after satisfying a woman.You know wetin I dey talk.Them no dey use muscle dey xx xx na. tongue

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 1:44pm On Mar 15, 2015
[quote author=gbengaoa post=31639374][/quote]

Well, that question of yours was needless . It was unnecessary and I am so sorry, very silly. smiley
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:46pm On Mar 15, 2015
hermesprogidy:
for number 2. guys stay silent and emotion less just in case they say the wrong name. imagine moaning "oh. Gift you are so sweet babyee " and your babe name is bukky? how you wan explain am? so it's better to keep quiet.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by babamadiba(m): 1:46pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMma:



Buhahahahahhahahaa.Not lasting long enough depends o.Once I am satisfied, biko leave my body please.Some guys enjoy holding their sperm in, HABA! HONEY, CUM NA, ABI NA FEDERAL JOB?
any man Wey quick come ontop of u no sabi better thing. I go sleep inside

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 1:46pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMma:


My argument here is when he holds it in,even after satisfying a woman.You know wetin I dey talk.Them no dey use muscle dey xx xx na. tongue

maybe he wants to get more of you. You know once the fluid is spilled erection will be lost. And you know to win a second tenure no be beans. Ask GEJ.
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by 1freshdude: 1:46pm On Mar 15, 2015
gbengaoa:


so i was right. do u now want me out cos i was saying the right thing? sad

Quit been a hypocrite, let people learn from the real guys sharing their experinces. You are probably guilty of the stuffs listed by the OP, so why not keep shut and learn. Hypocrisy is the bane of our societal problems in nigeria. Visit a foreign forum and you be surprised how much you will learn from adult talks like this, and the beauty is, they stick to the subject.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by owobokiri(m): 1:47pm On Mar 15, 2015
Wetin dogs and baboonz them do Mr Buhari sef angry

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 1:49pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:


Good question...in most cases you don't get to know.

If you dnt know when she cum then you ain't doing it right boo undecided

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by udy4real(m): 1:50pm On Mar 15, 2015
I must comment on this,where's my Pen?
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by 49cents(m): 1:51pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:
This list is a summary of the annoying habits and acts most guys display in the sheets.See the list of mistakes that might irritate your woman and turn her off.

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy.

2. Being Silent and Emotionless.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied.

4. Not Lasting Long Enough.

5. Body odour.

6. Bad breath.

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions.

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples.

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets.

10. Dropping the condom on the floor.

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately.

Guys, the general rule is simply to be courteous and respectful to your woman


sex is for the married period

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 1:51pm On Mar 15, 2015
[quote author=dapipson post=31639347] please how do I know my woman has come when some remain as dumb as teddy bear even in the process? [/quote
Wow!
It's few men that really knows when a woman fakes her orgasm cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
If a girl is "dumb as teddy....", she is not really into you.Or maybe, you are yet to find her weak spot.When a woman truly wants to come, her whole body stiffens, her weight becomes heavier on you, some really tries to meet up with your own body movement.Don't believe in that excessive , moaning bullshiite grin grin grin.The hooooos and haaaaaaas and stuffs grin grin most are pure lies.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 1:52pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:
This list is a summary of the annoying habits and acts most guys display in the sheets.See the list of mistakes that might irritate your woman and turn her off.

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy.

2. Being Silent and Emotionless.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied.

4. Not Lasting Long Enough.

5. Body odour.

6. Bad breath.

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions.

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples.

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets.

10. Dropping the condom on the floor.

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately.

Guys, the general rule is simply to be courteous and respectful to your woman

U missed out one

Sticking to one boring position grin

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Nobody: 1:52pm On Mar 15, 2015
Chiam55:


If you dnt know when she cum then you ain't doing it right boo undecided

ENDORCED.
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Fkhalifa(m): 1:54pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMma:


My argument here is when he holds it in,even after satisfying a woman.You know wetin I dey talk.Them no dey use muscle dey xx xx na. tongue
im confused o,if he spills at the time he is feeling like vomitting it,wont you ppl complain its to fast?
or how many minutes do you think its ideal before spilling?
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by vjsmiles: 1:57pm On Mar 15, 2015
Lala247:


U missed out one

Sticking to one boring position grin
what! shocked
my sissy is now bad angry
dammit

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by 1freshdude: 1:57pm On Mar 15, 2015
dapipson:
please how do I know my woman has come when some remain as dumb as teddy bear even in the process?

Well it all depends if its a one night stand or pay as you go things, you may not know if shes truely there. But if its your GF or a chick that you bleep regularly, you would know with her reaction. She go just loose control, some go dey shout your name continuosly then suddenly pull out. you should pay more attention during sex and even talk to her about your performance and what she really enjoys, once she finds out that you wont judge her and is out to make her enjoy the act, she would open up to you. I was taught a lotta things by one of my chick then, i so understood her that any time she bleeps a new guy i know cus, she would use the move that her new lover used on her that she enjoyed on me. I was that attentive.

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by CaptPlanet(m): 1:58pm On Mar 15, 2015
lolaxavier:


Good question...in most cases you don't get to know.

Just look out for these expressions.... thank me later

Beware: some of them claw and bite...it comes with the excitement.. wink

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by oloworulz(m): 2:00pm On Mar 15, 2015
Na wa ooo. Joblessness is a disease
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by DonaldGenes(m): 2:00pm On Mar 15, 2015
Iamsynord:
No 11 tho
Going straight to her vagina ..
is there a Shortcut to the vagina ??

Ask them oooo

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Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by Olufemiolaolu(m): 2:00pm On Mar 15, 2015
EggovinMma:


I don't think so.Depends on the mood , the extent to which you appreciate the person and the art of lovemaking/Bleep itself.It doesnt take a guy with a good wealth of experience to get a woman to come quick. When the attractions is strong coupled with good mood, kabooooom! !!
Majority of women fake it though. No amount of pounding cud make some jerk of satisfaction ok. Hmmmmmm it seems u know how give order in bed cheesy
Re: Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In Bed That Irritate Women by lolaxavier(m): 2:01pm On Mar 15, 2015
Chiam55:


If you dnt know when she cum then you ain't doing it right boo undecided

Liar...ladies will come and will continue straight without giving any sign to pause.

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