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Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Boyooosa(m): 1:06pm On Apr 02, 2015
You are a good Historian... the only part you remember to include is 'i enjoyed d ride tho!' grin
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by IdJack(m): 1:06pm On Apr 02, 2015
Poster just tell us you enjoy the show...we will understand.



RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Temmytea70(m): 1:06pm On Apr 02, 2015
Mekzmoney:
Y would she feel offended wen she also enjoyed it?
Were u reading my mind?........if she catch yu
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by arimahoseloka(m): 1:06pm On Apr 02, 2015
jaybee3:
Fear godooooooo

You should be arrested

You better don't try that stunt again cos I know you go begin grow balls with your successful first stunt
arrested for what? did the lady complain?
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by tochstorm(m): 1:07pm On Apr 02, 2015
the op didn't say what happened to her when she saw the boner.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by jaybee3(m): 1:08pm On Apr 02, 2015
arimahoseloka:
arrested for what? did the lady complain?
For public touchery na

She must have for waking her up with no further action from your initial action
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Akposkool(m): 1:08pm On Apr 02, 2015
jaybee3:
Abeg complete your story jor
We both know you aren't a gentleman tongue tongue tongue
isn't it just what transpired inside the bus? The rest is history
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by greatnow: 1:08pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
just tell us that you enjoyed the tin
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by arimahoseloka(m): 1:08pm On Apr 02, 2015
YUNGLURD:
initially,I believed u but as of this part " I instinctively knew she knows what am doing, in my craziness I carry my full hand put inside her handless top."
bros when u touch a woman intimate parts and she ignores it once twice thrice and no body movement or reaction from her what message is she passing across?
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by mcprince32(m): 1:09pm On Apr 02, 2015
Eko'onibaje ooo.
I'm not a Lagosian but On January 2nd 2015 I had a vision and saw a big challenge staring at all, and the need for solution, but no one could until I had a loud voice, "JIMI AND IFEANYI". When I made search, I realised it's Jimi Agbaje and Ifeanyi Okowa of Delta State. We all know it's not much about party but individual composition and God's approval. Although I don't know them personally, but I kindly request us to give them the chances. Jimi Agbaje and Ifeanyi Okowa. God bless you all.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by yemstok(m): 1:09pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
when next would u be travelling?
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by jaybee3(m): 1:10pm On Apr 02, 2015
Akposkool:
isn't it just what transpired inside the bus? The rest is history
sharp guy

Nothing do you
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Lakeshizu(m): 1:10pm On Apr 02, 2015
Fkhalifa:
op what if you didnt find the guy attractive,will you still allow him proceed the current tapping?
and i observe most girls tends to avoid some sexual contact because they get moved also..abi i lie
I was in bus yesterday, a guy and a lady were sitted by my side, though they were friends from their discussion, The lady was in between us. The guy was explainning some stuff to the lady using his hands, suddenly his right hand hits the right br**st of the Lady. How accidental it was, I cant explain it. Although the guy was quick to apologize.
Surprisingly, the lady just playfully hit the guy and the guy was like "it was a mistake, and I liked it" grin
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by arimahoseloka(m): 1:11pm On Apr 02, 2015
jaybee3:
For public touchery na

She must have for waking her up with no further action from your initial action
Lol u go fear public touchery. I didn't proceed 2 follow her up, because I broke die that period.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Akposkool(m): 1:12pm On Apr 02, 2015
jaybee3:
sharp guy

Nothing do you
you wise abeg.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 1:14pm On Apr 02, 2015
Did he finger u?.....I mean did he put hand in ur V*****??
If he did, I'm sure u would have enjoyed d yourney more than that.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Mekzmoney(m): 1:15pm On Apr 02, 2015
grin grin grin grin..... Make she cum na. I won't even feel only d br***st buh I will feel d oda part join cheesy
Temmytea70:
Were u reading my mind?........if she catch yu
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by tochstorm(m): 1:16pm On Apr 02, 2015
the guy involved should write his own experience too. if i don't see his. then i don't believe it.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 1:17pm On Apr 02, 2015
It's embarrassing when some guys can't control their sexual urge. How much is aphrodisiac entities, How much is vasiline?

But some girls are also fond of this act. Clinching their cleavage to guys just to unnecessary create sexual punishment.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 1:18pm On Apr 02, 2015
yemstok:
when next would u be travelling?
Boobi nai full ur brain cheesy

Chai
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by ndidibabe(f): 1:21pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
Fake story!! All these Nairalanders that are active in the Romance section are good at fabricating "sexual nonsense" .
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by themodernman: 1:22pm On Apr 02, 2015
vimi:
lubbish
You mean women are tripped by married men?
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by YUNGLURD(m): 1:22pm On Apr 02, 2015
arimahoseloka:
bros when u touch a woman intimate parts and she ignores it once twice thrice and no body movement or reaction from her what message is she passing across?
If it were to be inside a passenger bus I'll be shy to do that, but reverse is the case in the closet.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by tochstorm(m): 1:23pm On Apr 02, 2015
the op is more guilty than the other party. firstly she sits on the window. and i presume the left side of the bus.
then she was wielding her phone on the left.
she stretched her right hands towards the back/head rest to the right, whilst the guy sits on her right hand.
hmmmmm. op change the title to : public bus seductio.
on other news say jona till otuoke.
#babawedeywaitfor1nairato1dollar.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by arimahoseloka(m): 1:25pm On Apr 02, 2015
YUNGLURD:
If it were to be inside a passenger bus I'll be shy to do that, but reverse is the case in the closet.
. women like men with guts or confidence. not cocky confidence though
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by RecruitmentMgr: 1:28pm On Apr 02, 2015
arimahoseloka:
let me just say my experience although it was a long time ago. I was in a taxi going travelling 2 my school. there was this lady sitting next to me. she didn't wear bra and her top was handless.
men, I no no wetin enter my head o. I start to dey use style dey touch with my left hand, I folded my hands in a way that it would appear am just folding my hands but I was trying to reach her boobs.

I did!! at first omo see fear, but I noticed the lady didn't budge at all. I instinctively knew she knows what am doing, in my craziness I carry my full hand put inside her handless top through the armpit area. remember she wasn't wearing bra. she even bent her body to conceal what's happening so other passengers don't notice. I also noticed while it was happening she would look straight into my face to know maybe who this crazy guy is. and probably if am worth taking the risk for.

the journey sweet o. when I reach my destination I came down and left I didn't say a word to her.
Congratulations! You just encountered an Ogbanje... Be prepared to reap your harvest!
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by arimahoseloka(m): 1:31pm On Apr 02, 2015
RecruitmentMgr:
Congratulations! You just encountered and Ogbanje... Be prepared to reap your harvest!
Lol.. even obanje dey fear face, sorry dude am one of those rare human specimen that kills obanje.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by savanto: 1:31pm On Apr 02, 2015
MKO4ever:
That was sexual harrasment, you should have sued the guy for some compensation
Lolz. Can I ask u a question?..... Are you writing from France?

Things dey happen well well in dis part of d world, but if u never experience am, e go be like say na Nollywood script.

In the light of this, I will like to share my experience of yesteryears in a couple of minutes.

This is Igodo....the story of my life.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Chilug(m): 1:32pm On Apr 02, 2015
Rolly83:
Interesting story tho,"Men tapping current" from ladies since 1500BC!!
Ladies being enjoying those current since Adam.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Spaxon(f): 1:32pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
You should av seen how restless he was
and u decided to help him..... cheesy grin
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by YUNGLURD(m): 1:34pm On Apr 02, 2015
arimahoseloka:
. women like men with guts or confidence. not cocky confidence though
For real? U mean touching an unknown Iady's bweast in d public is confidence.i don't think that's guts, one have to respect himself.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Homguy(m): 1:34pm On Apr 02, 2015
YUNGLURD:
initially,I believed u but as of this part " I instinctively knew she knows what am doing, in my craziness I carry my full hand put inside her handless top."
guy its very possible. years ago while still an undergraduate, I did something like that. this particular lady sat by the window, and I sat next to her on the left of the bus. took my hands through her back to the bus window, we were just 3 at the back . the third guy was a malam and had slept off immediately the journey started. every time the bus rocked, my hands would touch her left bre#st, it continued, until we got to a major junction, where hawkers sold stuffs, and this lady bought bananas and offered me some without having exchanged any words prior. I said thanks, but refused. immediately we moved from that spot, my confidence was boosted, cupped her left br#asts and squeezed without mincing,she moaned. we kept the naughtiness going till we got to Ibadan. no other passenger bothered to look at the rear passengers, what for anyways?. we alighted ,and I got her mobile, that was the last time we saw, as i didn't ring her anyways. i type this not that am proud of what i did then, but things happen! my point.
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