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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Lewisj(m): 1:41pm On Apr 14, 2015

ROTFLMAO...the first paragraph was simple enough, thought he has changed. I didn't bother reading the rest, cos I'd be saying or reading nonsense to myself, as I won't even be able to pronounce the words correctly.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Nobody: 1:44pm On Apr 14, 2015

My lady of easy virtue has just thrown me into a state of Financial Phantasmagoria.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by BodePolScience: 1:46pm On Apr 14, 2015

Ishilove:
Noise maker

He is not communicating. When you just string together many incomprehensible dictionary words together in a bid to mesmerise your listeners, you will not make sense. And when you don't make sense, you become a noisemaker.

This man is just a big noisemaker

Please don't say that, he isn't a noisemaker cos he really communicates and I think his use of literary devices should be applauded.

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by shakenny: 1:53pm On Apr 14, 2015

Lmfao

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by deletrue: 1:54pm On Apr 14, 2015

agarawu23:
lol this man again wait op let me get my dictionary

see trouser like papa ajasco

I was even expecting much serious grammars. The once are within our reach. They are all normal garammar

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by BodePolScience: 1:56pm On Apr 14, 2015

cocokiller1:
this man sef,him no dy tire
what's the need of realising statements wen most people won't understand ur grammar
na only u understand urself sha

You will certainly understand the general msg he's trying to pass and you should be to decipher some of his vocabularies contextually.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by nonjebose(m): 2:00pm On Apr 14, 2015

Ishilove:
Noise maker

He is not communicating. When you just string together many incomprehensible dictionary words together in a bid to mesmerise your listeners, you will not make sense. And when you don't make sense, you become a noisemaker.

This man is just a big noisemaker

Many of those high sounding words are not in the dictionary,yet I believe an english literate will understand what hy said. So, yes he communicated.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by xana101: 2:02pm On Apr 14, 2015

my own issue is that of the tailor that made this guys trouser. the tailor should be sentence to 1 week in prison

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Vikky014(f): 2:02pm On Apr 14, 2015

groundnutoil:
ur head dey dia na wetin i d give dm dm go cun d say i dn do oversabi lol

lol

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by nonjebose(m): 2:04pm On Apr 14, 2015

BodePolScience:
You will certainly understand the general msg he's trying to pass and you should be to decipher some of his vocabularies contextually.

Exactly

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by jude33084(m): 2:18pm On Apr 14, 2015

ollah1:
What took him so long? Was he checking the Web for new grammars to feed us?

He does not need to engage in that bro wink

He is blessed with words, especially the greek part of English the law students used grin

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by nonjebose(m): 2:19pm On Apr 14, 2015

Zoharariel:
My lady of easy virtue has just thrown me into a state of Financial Phantasmagoria.

That would require concentric and spirallic psychomotor for you to undo the phantasmagoric state. I wish you well in your lakatostic pilgrimage

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Volksfuhrer(m): 2:21pm On Apr 14, 2015

tucky200:
Lmao...buh most times he is always saying the truth

And that is the reason why I find his submissions very entertaining! I am still laughing as I type this!

This man no go kill person with laughter. I am seriously flabbergasted and exasperated, and my glum totally obliterated!

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by jude33084(m): 2:22pm On Apr 14, 2015

Ishilove:
Noise maker

He is not communicating. When you just string together many incomprehensible dictionary words together in a bid to mesmerise your listeners, you will not make sense. And when you don't make sense, you become a noisemaker.

This man is just a big noisemaker

You are lost bro because he is communicating wella! cheesy

Your mate on NL has even helped you out here;

Ratiocination - the process of exact thinking
Vaudeville - a type of entertainment popular chiefly in the US in the early 20th century, featuring a mixture of specialty acts such as burlesque comedy and song and dance.
Ballyhoo - extravagant publicity or fuss
Phantasmagoria - a sequence of real or imaginary images like those seen in a dream.
Sui generis - unique
Irrefragable - not able to be refuted or disproved; indisputable
Fructification - the reproductive organs or fruit of a plant
Suzerainty - is a situation in which a powerful region or people controls the foreign affairs of a tributary vassal state while allowing the subservient nation internal autonomy.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Nten: 2:45pm On Apr 14, 2015

This man is seriously making use of his dictionary and he is stylistically imploring his listeners to do same. Because without him speaking like this a vast majority of Nigerians dont know were their dictionary is rather they engage in big stouting & isi-ewulising

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by GoodGovernance: 2:49pm On Apr 14, 2015

Ballyhoo = Commotion or Hullaballoo

Vaudeville Ratiocinations = all sorts/variety of reasons/inferences

Phantasmagoria = constantly shifting complex succession of things seen or imagined

Philistine = lacking in or hostile or smugly indifferent to cultural values, intellectual pursuits,etc

Sui Generis = a person or thing that is unique, in a class by itself

Irrefragable = Impossible to refute or controvert

Fructification = Fruition= coming to reality =enjoying the fruits of something

Political Damascus = Political thriller or battle front

The guy is a genus.His grammatical expressions have very deep meanings and they are not hooey.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by blesoh(f): 3:18pm On Apr 14, 2015

Can someone summarise this for me pls.
Pls i nid a dictionary now.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by illiad: 3:21pm On Apr 14, 2015

Ishilove:
Noise maker

He is not communicating. When you just string together many incomprehensible dictionary words together in a bid to mesmerise your listeners, you will not make sense. And when you don't make sense, you become a noisemaker.

This man is just a big noisemaker

Lol
Mr Patrick is an entertainer. He is more interested in confounding people than communicating with them.
And he achieves that by purposely making use of obtuse, archaic, Latin and obsolete terms.

And unfortunately for him majority of nigerians schooled and unschooled don't even understand good english not to talk of compounded english.

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Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by illiad: 3:26pm On Apr 14, 2015

BodePolScience:
Please don't say that, he isn't a noisemaker cos he really communicates and I think his use of literary devices should be applauded.

In reality mr Patrick don't communicate, he confound his listeners with archaic out-of-use obtuse latin terms which leaves his listeners scurrying for dictionaries.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by illiad: 3:29pm On Apr 14, 2015

In reality mr Patrick don't communicate, he confound his listeners with archaic out-of-use obtuse latin terms which leaves his listeners scurrying for dictionaries. And who really have all the time to look up words when there are millions of writings to read.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by cocokiller1(f): 3:45pm On Apr 14, 2015

BodePolScience:
You will certainly understand the general msg he's trying to pass and you should be to decipher some of his vocabularies contextually.

if u understand u should explain it to me atleast I ddnt say nobdy understands,I sed most people don't understand.....what's the eccense of using vocabs dat can only b found in his dictionary wen an average nigerian doesn't understand it.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:06pm On Apr 14, 2015

bokohalal:
I doff my hat. Without a doubt, Obahiagbon is a linguistic genius

He's a comedian.

I think he should host his own show.

Only God knows how those interviewers manage to keep a straight face.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by bignametweets1: 4:15pm On Apr 14, 2015

See the problems of over reading.... It turns u into krasmatic lopajionpetectic hullabaloo..... Sorry I mean a fool

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by typ111: 4:33pm On Apr 14, 2015

steppin:
So people still listen to this failed politician?

if am not mistaken, you are part of those listening to a failed politician.......shame

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by steppin: 4:37pm On Apr 14, 2015

typ111:
if am not mistaken, you are part of those listening to a failed politician.......shame

Back at ya.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by denedene(m): 4:49pm On Apr 14, 2015

headache

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by Strongfaze(m): 5:03pm On Apr 14, 2015

Tar! Why you want make me derail the post? Go shi.t for Lagoon abeg.

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by jpphilips(m): 5:06pm On Apr 14, 2015

Ishilove:
Noise maker

He is not communicating. When you just string together many incomprehensible dictionary words together in a bid to mesmerise your listeners, you will not make sense. And when you don't make sense, you become a noisemaker.

This man is just a big noisemaker

what is the dictionary meant for?

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by kennyamusan(m): 5:19pm On Apr 14, 2015

Abeg,how this man wife dey chop with am sef ?

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by kennyamusan(m): 5:28pm On Apr 14, 2015

Abeg,how this man wife dey cope with am sef ?

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by domido(m): 5:36pm On Apr 14, 2015

These people will nver laern, Na who go find dis guy trouble?!!!

Re: Low Turnout Of Election Was Caused By ‘vaudeville Of Ratiocinations’ -obahiagbon by neocortex: 5:41pm On Apr 14, 2015

This man would not learn , this is the same acting that caused him his senate seat.

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