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7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 8:49pm On Apr 18, 2015

Without wasting much time, roll with me as i bring you the types of prostitutes.

1 Local Prostitutes
These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls "sarewa" meaning "rush come", they are always present in every hood.
NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Prostitutes
They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.
NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Prostitutes
These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.
NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N750.

4 Holy Prostitutes
They are regular church or mosque goers but they can't just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.
NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.

5 E-Prostitutes
They are more like OLX or konga grin

all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you wink

you will always find them on every social networks even on _nairaland grin

NB: They charge high.

6 Corporate Prostitutes
They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night.
NB: They don't have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their parners.

7 High-Class Prostitutes
If you are not a billionaire, don't just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches.

8 Add urz

keep calm and run from oloshos cool

orijin101

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 8:53pm On Apr 18, 2015

falconey, i need jez 125shares on this thread. cool

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by vjsmiles: 8:55pm On Apr 18, 2015

[size=14pt] ^aproko^ agbero male prostitute [/size]

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by tohpahz(f): 8:58pm On Apr 18, 2015

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kodded(m): 8:59pm On Apr 18, 2015*

as you don win 2,000,000 topic

Oya take am jare

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by stephenqueen: 8:59pm On Apr 18, 2015

Make I book this land first.
prettythicksme abeg come make I lash you I go buy suya for you I swear grin

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by kinglekan: 9:00pm On Apr 18, 2015

Orijin101 I smell FP oooo.

*lemme take time to read*

grin

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by stephenqueen: 9:01pm On Apr 18, 2015

Orijin101:
falconey, i need jez 125shares on this thread.

Falconey Alan shearer of nairaland I hail your ministry oooo, God go continue to strengthen you grin

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 9:01pm On Apr 18, 2015

chaiiiii op how u take no all dis? shocked

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by dharay99: 9:01pm On Apr 18, 2015

I see

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by ronald4lif(m): 9:02pm On Apr 18, 2015

But na who them dey patronise this said ashawos. Isn't it about time we put round peg in a round hole and shame the guys who helps their ministry grow. It takes men for ashawo to thrive.

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 9:02pm On Apr 18, 2015

all of you wey dey spacebook. . . HOLY GHOST!!!! FIRE!!!"

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 9:02pm On Apr 18, 2015

stephenqueen:
Make I book this land first.
prettythicksme abeg come make I lash you I go buy suya for you I swear

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 9:06pm On Apr 18, 2015

kinglekan:
Orijin101 I smell FP oooo.

*lemme take time to read*

*in tosyne2much's voice:
It can't make FP tongue

BTW, i dedicate this thread lalasticlala cheesy

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by agarawu23(m): 9:07pm On Apr 18, 2015

kodded:
na this kind yeye topic come win 2,000,000 topic for nairaland ?

vesk

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 9:08pm On Apr 18, 2015

prettythicksme:
chaiiiii op how u take no all dis?

From experience tongue

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 9:08pm On Apr 18, 2015

[color=#150000]Nonsense. [/color]

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 9:10pm On Apr 18, 2015

Orijin101:
From experience

kingtom ur attention is needed here my able doctor cheesy

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by stephenqueen: 9:10pm On Apr 18, 2015

kinglekan:
Orijin101 I smell FP oooo.

*lemme take time to read*

Lalasticlala father of FT dey for him na grin

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by stephenqueen: 9:13pm On Apr 18, 2015

Wey ma holy cane (pankere mimo mi da)make i flog out all the spirit of haters for this thread grin

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by mirexxx(f): 9:13pm On Apr 18, 2015

you guys patronize them na

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 9:14pm On Apr 18, 2015

ronald4lif:
But na who them dey patronise this said ashawos. Isn't it about time we put round peg in a round hole and shame the guys who helps their ministry grow. It takes men for ashawo to thrive.

Bro, jez imagine the whole world without ashees, rape go turn normal thing. . .

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by stephenqueen: 9:15pm On Apr 18, 2015

prettythicksme:

Wetin dey do u na,i go join airtime for that suya wey I promise u..Abeg make I lash jor embarassed

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 9:16pm On Apr 18, 2015

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Nonsense. [/color]

*in MI's voice:

Bad belle is allowed tongue

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by KingTom(m): 9:16pm On Apr 18, 2015

prettythicksme:
kingtom ur attention is needed here my able doctor

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by stephenqueen: 9:16pm On Apr 18, 2015

Prettythicksme na ma ashana grin

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by agarawu23(m): 9:16pm On Apr 18, 2015

Orijin101:
*in tosyne2much's voice:
It can't make FP

BTW, i dedicate this thread lalasticlala

if this tread make FP without dis treadhttp://www.nairaland.com/2263992/funny-wedding-cake-couples-met I will give up on romance section

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 9:17pm On Apr 18, 2015

ronald4lif:
But na who them dey patronise this said ashawos. Isn't it about time we put round peg in a round hole and shame the guys who helps their ministry grow. It takes men for ashawo to thrive.

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Nobody: 9:17pm On Apr 18, 2015

stephenqueen:
Wetin dey do u na,i go join airtime for that suya wey I promise u..Abeg make I lash jor

ur dp tho,me likey just dat u are very naughty undecided

Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Kolade354(m): 9:17pm On Apr 18, 2015

8 The Veteran: This type are Legend in the game. Mere luking at your Dick they know how to make you cum quickly and the one that will have positive impact inside deir punany.

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Re: 7 Types Of Prostitutes by Young03(m): 9:17pm On Apr 18, 2015

omg, ds guy is spoiling me.....

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