₦airaland Forum

kinglekan:
Wehrey ni e ooo!!

Why u con dey advertise our aunty naa.

ronald4lif:
No abeg dey help their ministry. Patronise them jare.

Orijin101:
that's why i hate seeing stephenqueen on my thread

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Bad belle is allowed on something sensible. Not tripe. [/color]

ok

ronald4lif:
No abeg dey help their ministry. Patronise them jare.

tosyne2much:
You are right Orijin101 cos I patronize these people

**Konji na bast*rd jawe **

Orijin101:
Without wasting much time, roll with me as i bring you the types of prostitutes we have in Nigeria:

1 Local Prostitutes
These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls "sarewa" meaning "rush come", they are always present in every hood.
NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Prostitutes
They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.
NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Prostitutes
These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.
NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N750.

4 Holy Prostitutes
They are regular church or mosque goers but they can't just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.
NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.

5 E-Prostitutes
They are more like OLX or konga all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you
you will always find them on every social networks even on _nairaland
NB: They charge high.

6 Corporate Prostitutes
They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night.
NB: They don't have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their parners.

7 High-Class Prostitutes
If you are not a billionaire, don't just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches.

8 Add urz

keep calm and run from oloshos
orijin101

prettythicksme:
werey2 don come

prettythicksme:
Ban him

Abeg, which section i dey moderate ?
coz i no know the day i turn mod ooo

peeparty:
no lie av met dem all

your moniker can even testify

lalasticlala, help my ministry please

Orijin101:
Abeg, which section i dey moderate ?
coz i no know the day i turn mod ooo

prettythicksme:
werey2 don come

Orijin101:
that's why i hate seeing stephenqueen on my thread

Orijin101:
Abeg, which section i dey moderate ?
coz i no know the day i turn mod ooo

kinglekan:
Aunty nor vex jaweee!!

Stephenqueen too dey run mouth anyhow.

Aunty I gbadun u dt last time wey u show oooo

Choiii, I don go ova talk.

Orijin101:
i will tell you later

Orijin101:
*in tosyne2much's voice:
It can't make FP

BTW, i dedicate this thread lalasticlala

wristwatch:
Baba which among u dey patronise?

Egbon, that number 2 dey somehow, be like something wey man dey do, sorry been dey do.

kinglekan:
Wehrey ni e ooo!!

Why u con dey advertise our aunty naa.

kinglekan:
Na FP material jooor!!!

Its hilarious and very true.

Unlike one mumu thread wey dey front page wey two babes dey use yansh dey balance can drink.

SuperMODS make una do wall ooo

lolz. . . thankz bro

prettythicksme:
Tosyne no mind dis ode

kinglekan:
Aunty nor vex jaweee!!

Stephenqueen too dey run mouth anyhow.

Aunty I gbadun u dt last time wey u show oooo

Choiii, I don go ova talk.

tohpahz:

whatz wrong ma'am?
I'm fighting with you ooo

Orijin101:
High-class oloshos

ronald4lif:
Egbon, that number 2 dey somehow, be like something wey man dey do, sorry been dey do.

Dotwillis1:
lmaooo ...baba I hail o

Easy

Orijin101:
High-class oloshos

Orijin101:
Guy, please return the phone to the real tosyne.2much
I'm sure the real tosyne won't type that

DeKasablanca:
God don catch u. So that's you've been complaining there's no money to feed me and our three kids abi?!

what of the N300 i gave you 9days ago ?

ronald4lif:
No abeg dey help their ministry. Patronise them jare.