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5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by RedEboe(m): 11:59am On Apr 29, 2015
1. Are you a fine boy? Forget all you've heard, the truth is NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE HANDSOME MEN. Though many do end up with not-too-handsome dudes, and it's not their fault. A lot of good-looking Nigerian men rely more on their looks and invest little in character and other qualities. 'Ugly men' on the other hand invest a lot in character,wealth and other qualities unrelated to their physicaL appearance. If you are a good-looking guy,but also focused more on character, making good money, God etc, A Nigerian girl will pick you ahead others.

2. Be Bold and Blunt: This may sound ridiculous, but a Nigerian single lady will register a total stranger in her subconscious if he walks up to her from nowhere and says, "I think I want to marry you". This does not mean she'll say "Yes" or that you (the stranger) won't get a dirty slap (very unlikely though), she'll most probably laugh, hiss and walk away. This scenario is in the event that you met her at a random public location. If you met this Nigerian lady say in her office, and told her you want to marry her from day one...with subsequent, persistent and follow up visits, she'll say "Yes" in 3 to 6 months.

3. Let your first date be in her parents house: when you've seen a Nigerian lady that you want to marry visit her in her parents or guardian's house first before taking her out to cinemas, malls, beach etc. If she's not staying with parents or guardians, insist on meeting them first (even if dem dey village) . This move/gesture has a psychological effect on Nigerian ladies, makes them let down their guards and take you VERY SERIOUSLY.

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.

Comments and insults are Welcome.

LOL!!!

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by samuel900(m): 12:01pm On Apr 29, 2015
Na so bro.

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Nobody: 12:09pm On Apr 29, 2015
Interesting but what happens after the marriage?

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by sinizia: 12:13pm On Apr 29, 2015
One smart way to make a TYPICAL Nigerian lady marry you - BE RICH. Everything else is secondary. Shikena.


RedEboe:

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.

naijaboiy:

This may be true but I'm totally not in support of it.

Any man who does this to me will not be happy in that marriage. He should go and look for his own fresh girl and put a ring on her finger not to steal my own.

Ogun will strike such man and the yeye weakling of a girl for falling easily. angry

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by CountDracula(m): 12:14pm On Apr 29, 2015
U can do all these or try a better method: Just make a lot of money and ure good to go

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by dechandel(f): 12:16pm On Apr 29, 2015
sinizia:
One smart way to make a Nigerian lady marry you - BE RICH and successful. Shikena.

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Truckpusher(m): 12:18pm On Apr 29, 2015
Dechandel, I sent you a pm.

Do reply me - At least I'm not asking you for sex. tongue

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by IamOdin: 12:21pm On Apr 29, 2015
Op u mean am?
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Ezerbullet(m): 12:25pm On Apr 29, 2015
Even an ugly guy will get a wife too doing the same thing

so this later made f.p.. *sips dettol* 8-)
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by stephenqueen: 12:32pm On Apr 29, 2015
Truckpusher:
Dechandel, I sent you a pm.
Do reply me - At least I'm not asking you for sex. tongue
Chai cheesygrin

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Truckpusher(m): 12:36pm On Apr 29, 2015
stephenqueen:

Chai cheesygrin
grin grin grin

Bro, sometimes you need to state here clearly that you're not sending them pms for sex. tongue

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Nobody: 12:55pm On Apr 29, 2015
Truckpusher:
Dechandel, I sent you a pm.

Do reply me - At least I'm not asking you for sex. tongue
I bumped into this, unintentional nii grin grin cheesy lipsrsealed

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by naijaboiy: 12:57pm On Apr 29, 2015
1. Are you a fine boy? Forget all you've heard, the truth is NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE HANDSOME MEN. Though many do end up with not-too-handsome dudes, and it's not their fault. A lot of good-looking Nigerian men rely more on their looks and invest little in character and other qualities. 'Ugly men' on the other hand invest a lot in character,wealth and other qualities unrelated to their physicaL appearance. If you are a good-looking guy,but also focused more on character, making good money, God etc, A Nigerian girl will pick you ahead others.
That's how we roll cool

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by McEwen(m): 1:01pm On Apr 29, 2015
RedEboe:
1. Are you a fine boy? Forget all you've heard, the truth is NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE HANDSOME MEN. Though many do end up with not-too-handsome dudes, and it's not their fault. A lot of good-looking Nigerian men rely more on their looks and invest little in character and other qualities. 'Ugly men' on the other hand invest a lot in character,wealth and other qualities unrelated to their physicaL appearance. If you are a good-looking guy,but also focused more on character, making good money, God etc, A Nigerian girl will pick you ahead others.

2. Be Bold and Blunt: This may sound ridiculous, but a Nigerian single lady will register a total stranger in her subconscious if he walks up to her from nowhere and says, "I think I want to marry you". This does not mean she'll say "Yes" or that you (the stranger) won't get a dirty slap (very unlikely though), she'll most probably laugh, hiss and walk away. This scenario is in the event that you met her at a random public location. If you met this Nigerian lady say in her office, and told her you want to marry her from day one...with subsequent, persistent and follow up visits, she'll say "Yes" in 3 to 6 months.

3. Let your first date be in her parents house: when you've seen a Nigerian lady that you want to marry visit her in her parents or guardian's house first before taking her out to cinemas, malls, beach etc. If she's not staying with parents or guardians, insist on meeting them first (even if dem dey village) . This move/gesture has a psychological effect on Nigerian ladies, makes them let down their guards and take you VERY SERIOUSLY.

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.

Comments and insults are Welcome.

LOL!!!

Good Point!

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by naijaboiy: 1:01pm On Apr 29, 2015
5)If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.
This may be true but I'm totally not in support of it.

Any man who does this to me will not be happy in that marriage. He should go and look for his own fresh girl and put a ring on her finger not to steal my own.

Ogun will strike such man and the yeye weakling of a girl for falling easily. angry

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by naijaboiy: 1:04pm On Apr 29, 2015
4)Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.
HeHeHeHe...

Tosyne2much you don hear? grin

Oya time to pack comot for my house I no want make you spoil my chances of marrying that girl wey I dey eye since. grin

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by McEwen(m): 1:04pm On Apr 29, 2015
naijaboiy:

This may be true but I'm totally not in support of it.

Any man who does this to me will not be happy in that marriage. He should go and look for his own fresh girl and put a ring on her finger not to steal my own.

Ogun will strike such man and the yeye weakling of a girl for falling easily. angry

you right...but its no big deal especially in lagos,happening live.
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by naijaboiy: 1:05pm On Apr 29, 2015
McEwen:


you right...but its no big deal especially in lagos,happening live.
Hmmm...you can do it too?
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by McEwen(m): 1:07pm On Apr 29, 2015
naijaboiy:

Hmmm...you can do it too?
No.
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by naijaboiy: 1:12pm On Apr 29, 2015
McEwen:

No.
Lool...please wake me when this thread is on Lalasticlala. grin
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by iamkingzlee(m): 1:14pm On Apr 29, 2015
naijaboiy:

This may be true but I'm totally not in support of it.

Any man who does this to me will not be happy in that marriage. He should go and look for his own fresh girl and put a ring on her finger not to steal my own.

Ogun will strike such man and the yeye weakling of a girl for falling easily. angry
grin hehehehe! See him head. It happens LIVE man! It's even like a normals* now sef.
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by McEwen(m): 1:17pm On Apr 29, 2015
naijaboiy:

Lool...please wake me when this thread is on Lalasticlala. grin

Would ring the alarm wink
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Nobody: 1:19pm On Apr 29, 2015
sinizia:
One smart way to make a TYPICAL Nigerian lady marry you - BE RICH and successful.. Shikena.
↑↑↑ Simply put.


Your next month's house rent is on me. cool

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by naijaboiy: 1:22pm On Apr 29, 2015
iamkingzlee:
grin hehehehe! See him head. It happens LIVE man! It's even like a normals* now sef.
I know it does bro.

Just stating my resentment towards such development in the society. sad

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Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by hensben(m): 1:22pm On Apr 29, 2015
Okay
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Nobody: 1:23pm On Apr 29, 2015
This govt sef
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Nobody: 1:23pm On Apr 29, 2015
Nigerian girls yaff suffered undecided
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Leojamesjames(m): 1:24pm On Apr 29, 2015
one way to get any lady in naija have a fat pocket other wise oyo
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by Nobody: 1:24pm On Apr 29, 2015
*yimu
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by money121(m): 1:24pm On Apr 29, 2015
ok
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by MKO4ever(m): 1:24pm On Apr 29, 2015
I am sure the list is much more than just 5
Re: 5 Smart Ways To Make A Nigerian Lady Marry You. by joystickextendr: 1:25pm On Apr 29, 2015
cool

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