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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by mrbillz(m): 11:27pm On May 12, 2015
It takes more than a big butt and a curvy shape to keep a man there days. If you carry that big ass and got noting called brain in that thick skull, then your are not up to it for a guy like me. Ask Amber Rose and Black chyna if their fat ass was enough to keep their men. Last bullet: fat ass babe never win miss world before. I stand to be corrected. #TEAMSLIMSEXYGIRLWITHBRAIN#

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Nobody: 11:27pm On May 12, 2015
Nneka123:
Yeye grin
kiss

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Jonwesley(m): 11:28pm On May 12, 2015
Halimi24:

Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

I never knew U re just jobless. The way U used the word idiot amazes me. Insulting everbody that says something opposite to ur opinion. Go on and count the numbers of time U have used "idiot" in your replies, as if it's your middle name and know how U re an embarrassment to women. You will suffer as a wife for your low level of intuition or lack of it.

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Nobody: 11:28pm On May 12, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Lolz...

Like the one I got today in school cheesy cheesy.. #Crazy classmates..

Funny thing is: Even the chics with flatter ass can't hide their admiration.. They keep gawking at you, that most times, I wonder if they 'UnCloth' me with their eyes grin..

I barely wear skirts, and that's cos I try to 'pack' the long ass with a trouser but for goodness sake, I am a lady, and can't always go on trousers and gowns only.

And after how many years (1year +), I wore a skirt to school, and three classmates (boys) came to me after classes, telling me they will need to raise a motion on the ban of skirt for me cheesy cheesy..

I just couldn't stop laughing..

God dey sha!!

But I can't see a damn thing on you. Are you sureyou wweren't just imaginatively thinking aloud

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Jambsupport(f): 11:29pm On May 12, 2015
tonychristopher:

They will stare because of two things
Slutty
Bizarre road and sex object

That's all ..dont assume stares are compliments


But I am at your service ..how does the labia look like ..that is my preoccupation


Not one fat butt.....


compliments aint d problem of course I get loads daily but sincerely I only pity those who kip staring
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Dragonking: 11:29pm On May 12, 2015
Jambsupport:
Men would always stare, be used to it n kip doing ur thing

Where is the booty
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by tonychristopher: 11:30pm On May 12, 2015
Dragonking:


If her Toto is as pink as her lips then I won't mind ooooo

Lol ... bad boy ..hers will be black but if its a Latino it will be pink ....years of sourjourn

But from the look her toto go fine ..with better kpomo

Another question is the grip...try to know if the toto get grip not digging well

Badoski you are
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by adamskutty(m): 11:31pm On May 12, 2015
shiningme:


....
hnnnmm embarassed babe do u have a big yaaansh tooo? I am the yaaansh police. grin
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by tonychristopher: 11:31pm On May 12, 2015
Jambsupport:
compliments aint d problem of course I get loads daily but sincerely I only pity those who kip staring

Don't take it to bank

They are just means to an end
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by luvola(m): 11:31pm On May 12, 2015
Enahi:
@op this your story is very dry. Seems u want Nairaland guys to know u have big butt,do you know how many ladies on Nairaland have big butt? I pity you,your topic will make all Nairaland guys to disturb and insult you.
This is not fair ! Not even a reply

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Nobody: 11:32pm On May 12, 2015
Jambsupport:
compliments aint d problem of course I get loads daily but sincerely I only pity those who kip staring

Is that your n1pples showing in your dress? shocked

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Dragonking: 11:32pm On May 12, 2015
tonychristopher:


Lol ... bad boy ..hers will be black but if its a Latino it will be pink ....years of sourjourn

But from the look her toto go fine ..with better kpomo

Another question is the grip...try to know if the toto get grip not digging well

Badoski you are

My brother I be learner for were you dey ooooo...Latino girls ke? You be real badoski
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Naruto87(m): 11:32pm On May 12, 2015
MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

I personally don't see anything big...urs is just well set..as for the embarrassing moments boys will be boys.just smile in ur mind and keep walking.
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Inkman(m): 11:32pm On May 12, 2015
Halimi24:
cos u find a few average stretch marked butts here attractive u're ready 2 fight&put urself in harms way??

Can u now c why men are born stu.pid??
Repeat dis 10 b4 going 2 bed every nite
I Tope3x are an idiot_ x 3


You just murdered the Queen shocked

What's your problem lassie..?

"Okay men are born stu..pid"

Does that include your father and brothers too?

SmH

Quit hating lass and go get some sleep..
Save your strength for another battle..
Cos the booty of missadeife has carried the day
grin

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Halimi24: 11:32pm On May 12, 2015
tope3x:
Hating b!tch...your mates are not here. ..just go to bed now and rest well...you have to be in school by 8 am for assembly....don't be late to school and make sure you go with your food flask tongue

u seem 2 know so much abt d goings on in primary school
Are u a pupil in any of dem boo boo??
Or a teacher perhaps
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Nobody: 11:33pm On May 12, 2015
Jambsupport:
compliments aint d problem of course I get loads daily but sincerely I only pity those who kip staring

You shouldn't be here by this time.
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by adamskutty(m): 11:34pm On May 12, 2015
Xynthialuvy:
m sorry. is dt u?
do u have swollen buttocks as well? grin

I am just on routine check. grin
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Nobody: 11:34pm On May 12, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Lolz...

Like the one I got today in school cheesy cheesy.. #Crazy classmates..

Funny thing is: Even the chics with flatter ass can't hide their admiration.. They keep gawking at you, that most times, I wonder if they 'UnCloth' me with their eyes grin..

I barely wear skirts, and that's cos I try to 'pack' the long ass with a trouser but for goodness sake, I am a lady, and can't always go on trousers and gowns only.

And after how many years (1year +), I wore a skirt to school today. Three classmates (all boys) came to me after classes, telling me they will need to raise a motion on the ban of skirts for me cheesy cheesy, with some nasty comments some made..

I just couldn't stop laughing..

God dey sha!!

I can see body fat but not big booty. undecided

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by ligopedro: 11:34pm On May 12, 2015
tonychristopher:


Lol ... bad boy ..hers will be black but if its a Latino it will be pink ....years of sourjourn

But from the look her toto go fine ..with better kpomo

Another question is the grip...try to know if the toto get grip not digging well

Badoski you are
Chai see badt guyz oooh.. Una don dey forecast the color of the kpomo .. Badoo

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Nobody: 11:35pm On May 12, 2015
Jambsupport:
compliments aint d problem of course I get loads daily but sincerely I only pity those who kip staring
Say the truth is that you? Cos a human being can't be this curvy.

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Dragonking: 11:35pm On May 12, 2015
Jambsupport:
compliments aint d problem of course I get loads daily but sincerely I only pity those who kip staring

Nice but try to snap picture so that we can fully confirm the position and size of the booty. cool

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by tonychristopher: 11:35pm On May 12, 2015
tk4rd:
Most of them have small bossoms.. Na the sacrifice naa

That's the problem ...I go for a big hissing breast from size 35d up wards and if the boobs come@ with a good nipple that is the value added service ...who wants butts.....


Bro smell the coffee
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Halimi24: 11:35pm On May 12, 2015
Inkman:


You just murdered the Queen shocked
What's your problem lassie..?
"Okay men are born stu..pid"
Does that include your father and brothers too?
SmH
Quit hating lass and go get some sleep.. Save your strength for another battle.. Cos the booty of missadeife has carried the day grin
Yes Including my broda&father Where is d miss warreva u're killing urself 4?? Doing u know what perhaps U know what dey say If u look d part ________
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Iamoilprince(m): 11:36pm On May 12, 2015
Halimi24:
u seem 2 know so much abt d goings on in primary school
Are u a pupil in any of dem boo boo??
Or a teacher perhaps
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Halima dnt mind the u hear ?
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Jambsupport(f): 11:36pm On May 12, 2015
Dragonking:

Where is the booty
u don't wanna see a side view

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Nobody: 11:36pm On May 12, 2015
ahsekeena:
This thread is dedicated to the girls with big butts.



I'm a big booty chic,and I've had quite a number of embarrassing events as a result of this.

Just yesterday I went to civic centre at ozumba mmbadiwe to meet with a client,parked my car,got out and was heading to the managers office with my client. I saw a couple coming behind me,from the way they dressed I could tell they were yoruba. I hadn't taken more than 15 steps when I started hearing "shameless man,u have no shame,u can't even hide ur dirty behaviour,emi o blame e,awon omo esu yii naa ni pelu Aso rada rada to n wo "



Turned around to see it was the woman whom I noticed earlier,she was addressing her husband. She must have been in her early 40s ,I guess and her husband,mid 50s.

Lol,apparently,her husband had been gawking....at my butt. I was wearing a pair of white leggings and a white top,nothing bad.


After she lashed at her husband(people were already looking), she turned to me and started insulting me,called me indecent, a husband snatcher and how I dressed the way I did to lure men away from their wives. From her utterances,I could tell she was an "omo eko".




I stopped right in my tracks,turned to her and cautioned her,the fact that she was older didn't give her the right to talk to me the way she did. I gave her a piece of my mind and walked away,she looked on without saying anything.


Wasn't my fault her husband couldn't keep his eyes off my butt. My silly client just kept laughing.


I've had other embarrassing situations like this but this was just too much. Big booty chics,share ur tales of embarassments.
pls let me see it, send it to d pin on my signature. I got to see it.
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by lordyugo: 11:37pm On May 12, 2015
Nneka123:
Why are people going crazy over my lips? lipsrsealed

It's just a lips

cherrylips
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by islandmoon: 11:37pm On May 12, 2015
MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it
please make sure you contact me, we have something very very important to tell you, its for our own good dear.

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Jambsupport(f): 11:38pm On May 12, 2015
tonychristopher:

Don't take it to bank
They are just means to an end
Yeah, only to those sick of attention.
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by tope3x(m): 11:38pm On May 12, 2015
b!tch craving for attention. ...nobody knows u here...I repeat...go and sleep before I ........ lipsrsealed spank your ass


Halimi24:

Yes
Including my broda&father
Where is d miss warreva u're killing urself 4??
Doing u know what perhaps
U know what dey say
If u look d part ________

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Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Nobody: 11:38pm On May 12, 2015
Jambsupport:
u don't wanna see a side view

Let us see nau.
Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Nobody: 11:39pm On May 12, 2015
shiningme:


....
I just give your picture a like,very classy

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