Often, when you date your next door neighbour, it becomes a case of "sharp guy jam easy babe"!

He doesn't have to chase you. you are there for convenient use! He appears nice and cool; studies you, schemes and throws baits at you. Most times, it works. from lending him frying pan to pots etc., you won't know when you start cooking for him! later, you begin to spend nights in his apartment instead of yours, warming his bed like other girls do too.

He knows that you are today's girl! And, one quality today's girl has is "CHEAP". She is very cheap and it is easy for her to spread her legs for different sizes of men, diseases and viruses.

When your neighbour is done tasting and sucking what is left of you, one day, you will come home and find his wedding invitation by your door to your greatest shock.

Oh, so what were you thinking? That he will marry you? Did he have to drive long distance to see you? Did he ever take you out on an expensive date? Did he ever get Ijeoma Ikeagu of White rabbit concepts to bring you a romantic gift? Don't you know he would rather marry the girl he is investing on? Don't you know that you are very cheap and easy to get?

When his mother came to visit him, did he ever introduce you as someone to reckon with? Or, right in front of you, he just told his mother that your name is Loretta and that whatever she wants when he is not around, she should ask you to do it for her?

Did you just say "that's true ooo"? Of course, its true! were you not doing the Same thing with the guy who lived in the same apartment before this one moved in?

So, at what point will you accept that you are an easy to get girl? and that, it doesn't cost much for guys around to play video game with your body, pressing it anyhow?

Who wants to marry a "press-press baby", except a love-vendor? And that's because he wants to use you for business!

Don't be foolish. Don't you know you are more valuable than this? make you dey there until you worwor finish! when them press your body finish, they go troway you as you go don worwor pass souvenir sef.....

Ladies, for your own good, Do not be a press-press baby.

Well, op, not in all cases... My current gf was my neighbour. I asked her out in oct 2014. she didnt give in, not in any way. Later on, she became nice to me, she would offer me food when am fvckin tired after lectures. it was around december when she knew I would be leaving the hostel for another that she agreed to date me. Till now, she is still my gf. AND I CAN MARRY HER! This often happen when a guy is ten times smarter than the girl.

hhh

Sarah

sinaj:
Sarah

sinaj:
hhh

baby. . .u wan cause space scarcity for NL ba?

alberto2k:

baby. . .u wan cause space scarcity for NL ba?

OP no spoil business for us o -_-

op abeg no let Agatha my neighbour hear this.

Na she dey oil my engine each time my babe travel.
Thanks

3coins:
what is the moral lesson of this story?

do not be a press press baby

Blackett:
After all your grammar, you just confirmed what OP said.

- Your current girlfriend is your ex neighbor, and not your current neighbor.

- while you were both neighbors, she refused to date you, because she refused to be a "press Press baby".

- you are not smart. The girl was. She refused to date you until you were leaving. How come you claim to be ten times smarter?
she refused to be used by you. She refused to be taken as cheap. . . That is the point OP was making.

I said it was around december when she knew i would be leaving that she agreed to date me... This necessarily doesnt mean we did not date while we were still neighbours. so, she was my gf (but not my 'press press baby')when we were neighbours and she is still my gf when we were not. plus i did not claim to be ten times better. I only said that referring to what OP has said. A round way of saying, only guys who are ten times smarter have a 'press press baby' who is their current neighbour.

sinaj:
hhh

Booking spaces on my thread is an offence.

yorubaboiy:
do not be a press press baby

thanks bro

mencade5:
op abeg no let Agatha my neighbour hear this.


Na she dey oil my engine each time my babe travel.

Thanks

see your bend bend life abi?

femzi007:
OP no spoil business for us o -_-

na una dey spoil market for the ladies na

Burlah4u2c:
Well, op, not in all cases... My current gf was my neighbour. I asked her out in oct 2014. she didnt give in, not in any way. Later on, she became nice to me, she would offer me food when am fvckin tired after lectures. it was around december when she knew I would be leaving the hostel for another that she agreed to date me. Till now, she is still my gf. AND I CAN MARRY HER! This often happen when a guy is ten times smarter than the girl.

I don't even grasp your point

EddyBlingzz:
Booking spaces on my thread is an offence.

I lyk breaking rules

sinaj:

I lyk breaking rules

not when it'll get you into trouble with me