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Jacksparrow0712:
Lucky you

lol,I knw them when I see one

Truckpusher:
They are humans.
Patience Jonathan once sold Ice cream.

lol

Truckpusher:
Of course ,how would you feel if ya boyfriend that you've been calling for hours came back to tell you that he's been engrossed playing PS4 with friends and this is why he didn't pick ya calls even if the calls would have been for something much more important.


Sometimes ,you just have to lie to save the day.


Na so I carry my Nigerian mentality of poor network go lie give my girl when I run leave for apartment go night club.The lie bounce eh no be small.

Na that day I see my life finish.

lol,how she take catch u,tell me

Krystalxxx:

I'm telling ya,dear

Teempakguy:
[color=navy]
*in Harrison Wells voice*


Op, you want the thruth?

men lie because lies, just like everything else, are "tools" to achieve a desired goal. Telling a female what she wants to hear is the best way to make her give you what you need. You see, for instance. a man may not love a woman but will want to have _sexual interaction with this person. In this case, it would be senseless to tell her that. The best course of action is to "lie" and get the kitcat a lot easier.


If you look at it well, I'm sure you will discover that both men and women do this.

Men are moved by what they see. Women use Brazilian hair and push up bras.

Women are moved by what they hear. Men tell lies.

You see the pattern? Op, humans are simply creatures of efficiency. They always look for the easiest route to anything! Lying . . . is just a side effect of intelligence. Cocks do not lie to hens. But something tells me you would never want to be one. So you see, it's really a very simple situation. [/color]

I'm telling u,vry vry bad

suzzy16:
lol,how she take catch u,tell me

How much you go pay to get the full gist.

suzzy16:
lol

morning

agarawu23:
morning

morning dear,how was ur night

Truckpusher:
How much you go pay to get the full gist.

nothing now,carry on abeg

suzzy16:
morning dear,how was ur night

fine and yours,?

agarawu23:
fine and yours,?

cool

suzzy16:
nothing now,carry on abeg

See as you dun carry ya ceiling fan ear wan hear as I take fall my hand.

Truckpusher:
See as you dun carry ya ceiling fan ear wan hear as I take fall my hand.

sorry,just want to learn more about u guys,u can pm me about it,if u dnt want to post it on nairaland here

suzzy16:
sorry,just want to learn more about u guys,u can pm me about it,if u dnt want to post it on nairaland here

We can talk about it here but I've got little time left - I will buzz you in the afternoon when I'm around and I will give you the whole gist unplugged.

Happy now?

Truckpusher:
We can talk about it here but I've got little time left - I will buzz you in the afternoon when I'm around and I will give you the whole gist unplugged.

Happy now?

yeah cool

suzzy16:
yeah cool

First of all put ya pix on ya profile lemme know who am talking to.

Truckpusher:
First of all put ya pix on ya profile lemme know who am talking to.

no,I dnt put my pix on a public forum,only if u chat with me on bbm or whatsapp

suzzy16:
no,I dnt put my pix on a public forum,only if u chat with me on bbm or whatsapp

Pm me ya number then.

Truckpusher:
Pm me ya number then.

see ashawo

Prettyvhickie:
see ashawo

I dun fucck you?

Truckpusher:
All I see is one person hiding under another moniker while forming super woman.

shey you dey envy my moniker?

Prettyvhickie:
shey you dey envy my moniker?

You ran away when I am about to burst you here.

NinoBrown888:
hm you geh confidence shaa.

check my pics nah

MrCork:
^^^ see this fat togolian from Togo....any of yor mechanic lookin boyfriend fine or rich pass me?.. Goat!

animal

Truckpusher:
I dun fucck you?

you dey collect person wey you no know number

Bozzax:
Boring.

K

Truckpusher:
You ran away when I am about to burst you here.

you cant try it,do you want to die?

Prettyvhickie:
you dey collect person wey you no know number

So, na ghost ? you sabi whether me sef na ghost?

Prettyvhickie:
you cant try it,do you want to die?

Abegi, na today dem dun dey threaten us with death?


Say something else.

Truckpusher:
So, na ghost ? you sabi whether me sef na ghost?

i know say nah ghost you be nah

Prettyvhickie:
i know say nah ghost you be nah

Goodnight.

Truckpusher:
Nope , I was smart as any average Nigerian girl would have taken the bait 100% but I failed to consider my immediate environment and its associating factor and that can be very very unforgiving in a well orchestrated lie.


Sometimes too you get beaten at your own game.

Dat's y i said good for u