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0merta:
I'm sure that was what Mr. John Smith told Eminem in 1991.

Today, Eminem's fame and wealth will make Mr. Smith wish he had been a Rapper.

Mr. Freemanan, don't look down on anyone's hustle. Not everyone's gonna be an Investment banker or a Nuclear Physicist.

Back to the topic...

My vote goes to Jigsawkillah...baaad lines there!

JigsawKillah:
seconded!

1stola:
NO TYPE OF CRASE PEOPLE WEY NO DEY NAIRALAND

Ignatio:
Interesting. Can you guys do this live?

donifez:
Jigsaw and Ely..u both rock...Jig that your FiFa President line na die.

Ely..The throwing shot line...i love it.


Since am not allowed to vote...Just keep up the good work.

texanomaly:
Jigsaw all the way!

OwerriChairman:
I don't care if my vote counts;
But my vote goes to JIG.

It was disgusting seeing Ele bring in Jig's mum and sister into the battle.
In a standard battle, that's not allowed.

Rap battle should emphasize more on punch-lines, word plays and metaphor.
Those 3 should carry most points.

That Fifa present part was legendary.

Finally, considering the fact that both of them didn't give us much rap to savour, I will say that this battle is below standard.

Let's up our game. Kudos y'all.

cyberdurable:
Airforce1 come Take Lyrics o! Your Much awaited album must be Released this month...

Airforce1? He's likely just one of those "baby shake your ukwu" musicians.

Darkrebel666:
Jigsawkillah's verse

I wasn't expecting this battle so soon, but I am prepared for the task
I simply got home, got my dogs together, had war declared on the cat
I'm bringing two nines, give Max this pair, he'd collapse
The lead puts hair roots on his chin, my gat bearding the fàg
Reread that shît!!!
I said my lead puts hare roots on him, am Beheading the fàg


Rebel hurriedly created this thread, he been planning your fall
He texted me like, Jigs, I hate how Max keeps acting and all
You keep jumping like a cricket it's obvious you're happy to ball
If from our last battle you called me a failed man, this time,
I'd be Batting your balls


Dagger getting you zipped, I'm out to compress
Your bouta get Xed, Jigs is the Alpha, what I spit out is complex
I got my glock ready, you better run, before my shots Race, out to your legs
Get it? X, Alpha, Gamma and Beta Rays? I'll take you out with concepts


You'd get murdered for nothing, you can hate Nigeria
I'll chibokised you girl, I'll torture, ràpe and kill ya
The pump scans, photocopies and prints your face, laser printers
The double barrel put holes on you, lace material


No hos riding you anymore, you like a plug
NLers basking in euphoria as you're smoked, you like a nug
My goons surround you with arms, you like a hug
I say fire, they All throw pods on you, you like a bug


I'd invite DJ5naira to play songs, to celebrate your death
A broke DJ for a broke rapper, money don't fûcks with y'all, it's a
celibate shît yet
I take Max out, gun show, that's light! I am terribly upset
I displace the diss plays he displays, puns leaves him needing lens,
Tell E Vision Set!!




I promise I'm not gonna talk about your sister or mother
Won't say shît like, they are humping on your Niggas and others
But Isn't that the way of life of kids who live in the gutter?
Corporate home right? I bet at night, y'all sleep on each other


Rappers who know they ABC of rap, place J ahead of E
Every horizontal bar I drop, that's literally a head of E
Y'all gon doubt my artistry, but Jigs is eloquent
While Max sleeps, I'll ride a Fuel Tank into the Nigga's residence
Blow it up! Rescue him while he's badly burnt, hard breathing, nearly dead
Place him on the balcony, he'll drop in his own will, FIFA President


I am Tony Montana, whatever I turn in is dópe
Max is Giyazz, arms weak from learning the ropes
Niggas tossing your shît up the heels, they spurning you bloke
you're never getting laddered up except you're in klin and
water, churning the soap


My goons massage you with planks, they care, that's how they
babysit Niggas
Me, I'm nicer, I reach out for my glock, I let that baby split niggas
Max sailing in his tears after loosing to Kim, that's babyship niggas
I see you on that baby shît, you claiming a fire flame spitter
Like father like son right? Does that mean your pop is a retired 'cane dealer?
Does that mean he still slugs it out in that tyre game with ya?
Does that mean, he also looks for customers for your mom and sisters,
he's a pànderer? awwww nigga!!!


Lemme give y'all some words that rhymes with Maximus:
A plastic thug! A fàggot chump! Whose only dream in life is to act as mod!!!

scentmarlc:
Chaiiiiiii, am loving this thread like its a buttered bread. Niggas flowing like they know shit 'bout modern fishing
Maybe its true, that they own no shishii
My flow is tight, buh i prefer to go between her thighs
Some mofos, pretendin to be like d most high
I bone dem, coz i know say dem don high




Abeg shey i try brozzz

NaijaTalkTown:
Hahahahaha are you Kevin Hart? Your joke is very funny.