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10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by tosyne2much(m): 6:17pm On Jun 17, 2015
You may call this female bashing thread, but the truth of the matter is that, if you if ain't deficient in thinking, you will know that many of these things are nothing but the bitter truth

Without deceiving ourselves, there are certain categories of ladies that will turn you down in a wink no matter your level of confident, your talents, your certificate, dress sense and all that. Even the chances of a broke PhD holder dating them is liken to Bode George's refusal to refund the billions of naira he embezzled

Without wasting time, let's get to business cool

10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are a Broke Guy


1. Ladies Who Are Obsessed With Suya

Pls don't get this twisted. There's nothing actually wrong being suya lover, but the truth of the matter is that, you will see some ladies hanging at every suya joint. These categories of ladies will suya-zone you when you woo them. it's better you run for your life

2. Ladies Who Keep Sugar Daddies

They roll with yahoo boys, 419s, sugar daddies and politicians. Wetin u wan use impress these kind ladies ? Money is being splashed on them that they see every other dude as people who are not of God's creation. When I come in contact with these kinds of ladies, I bet Usain Bold will not catch up with me

3. Ladies Who Are Obsessed With Marriage

These categories of ladies are not spiritually inclined but they can foretell the future accurately than T. B Joshua. By mere looking, they can tell if your future will be bright or not. There's no point asking these ladies for a relationship if you are still that broke dude living from hand to mouth

4. Ladies Who Are Voracious In Nature

It's very shameful that when you invite some ladies on a date, they will come with their friends, if possible they can even bring their maid along. However, these ladies lack composure that waiters will be shaking their heads in disappointment. They will order for shawama, friend rice and chicken, juice, ice cream, cake and will eat as if there's famine in the land. You should run faster than Usain Bolt when you notice these habit in ladies because they will screw you up and drop you when your cash no longer flows

5. Ladies Who Are Fashion Freaks
Having high taste in fashion and wearing good clothing is not a bad idea, but some are so obsessed with artificial parameters, that is, looking natural is a taboo to them. Even if they wake up by 7am, before taking their bath, they will apply make-up before stepping out of their compound. Funny enough, despite the application of facial parameters they wear on their skin, many of them will end up looking like Papa Ajasco. Oooboi na to run from these categories of babes oooo grin


6. Ladies Who Show No Appreciation For Gesture

During last week's lecture (psychology) which main thrust centred on "A GESTURE OF APPRECIATION ; a controversial issue arose, and I was so astonished that the higher percentage of ladies in my class said that they will never call a guy who sends them N100 recharge card, but will manage to call or flash a dude who sends N500+ recharge card. This almost resulted in chaos and I couldn't but shook my head for those ladies. There's no point dating ladies with this mentality

7. Ladies That Change Their Dps 50 Times A Day . [/b]

Either you agree with me or not, apart from the fact that some ladies are photo freak, some are immature that they change their display pictures up to 30times daily. However, they do that to show their taste in fashion, level of exposure and their level of sophistication. These categories of ladies are scum in my personal opinion

8. Lazy Girls

When a lady is very lazy, she sees every man who comes her way as a messiah that she will mount her financial need on. They are so lazy that they don't venture into skill acquisition exercise. They know nothing about bead making, hair dressing, baking, manicure and pedicure. These categories of ladies have the mentality of "a real man should always provide the need of his girlfriend".

9. Party Freak

It's a good thing to rejoice with people who are celebrating, but note that not every lady attend other people's party with the intention of celebrating with them. However, some are so freaked that they will be the first to buy aso igbeyawo (wedding clothes) of people they barely know. They will dress gorgeous even more than the bride. You will see them disturbing photographers as if their lives depend on them. They will later take to their BBM, whatsapp, facebook and will flaunt their styles. These ladies will bash broke hustling dudes even if they hold Diploma or Bachelor's degree


10. Feel free to add the last one grin


Have fun cool


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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jun 17, 2015
Dubai Trip Obsessed Ladies.


AY show addicted babes.

Phone Obsessed babes (How person go dey use Samsung gold, Iphone6, BlackBerry classic and still want Sony Ericsson phone?)

Awon ole! tongue

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by vizkiz: 6:20pm On Jun 17, 2015
abeg make I buy land! grin

The android freaks...believe me niggA, just stay the furck away from them! angry

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jun 17, 2015
So grateful to GOD that I ain't broke.

#smiles..

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by dkronicle(m): 6:21pm On Jun 17, 2015
Voracious girls and suya freaks are under 1umbrella.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jun 17, 2015
I'm not on your list

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jun 17, 2015
But who told you to be broke?

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jun 17, 2015
i cant help but just laugh, very funny.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Beesluv: 6:25pm On Jun 17, 2015
lol


Ladies that pout their mouths in pix

Ladies that bring out their tongue in pix

Ladies with fake everything (hair, lashes, lens, butt, boobs, nails, accent)

Ladies that use Android phones to avoid being subscription maga

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Young03(m): 6:25pm On Jun 17, 2015
Sorry, am listening to sports yan on 92.5 dream fm...enugu

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by xynerise: 6:25pm On Jun 17, 2015
The beggy beggy lady

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by MEGGATRON(m): 6:27pm On Jun 17, 2015
In this case she will have to date herself!

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jun 17, 2015
Ladies that like suya are the best...you take them to suya spot...you have key to the pussy with hope of tommorow suya

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Tallesty1(m): 6:27pm On Jun 17, 2015
1bkaye:
But who told you to be broke?
One Of Them..





The type that kill their men with their tongue.




BTW@OP, wetin broke guy dey find 4 relationship.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jun 17, 2015
As for those that dont appreciate gesture....Run run,I hate that behaviour

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jun 17, 2015
Encapsulated, Ladies are confused egocentrical and complicated beinggrin
Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jun 17, 2015
Mansion
Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Morkavictor: 6:28pm On Jun 17, 2015
.
vizkiz:
abeg make I buy land! grin
abeg rent am give me.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Morkavictor: 6:28pm On Jun 17, 2015
Abeg this 10 this and that don 2 much.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:28pm On Jun 17, 2015
hilarious grin

but erroneous smiley


if you are broke I see no need why you should date at all.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by stephenqueen: 6:30pm On Jun 17, 2015
But Op change your topic to 10 categories of Nigerian ladies you should not woo undecided undecided cheesy
Naija babes go snap up to 100 selfies, dey go cum upload the one wey fine pass, chai Naija babes I hail una oooo grin grin grin


Op back to your topic, a broke nigga should'nt be in a relationship because it won't work, e fit work for other countries but for Naija ma country, e no fit work...A broke nigga should hustle first and make money before thinking of a relationship.
It's not a sin to be broke, bill gate was once broke, now he's a don.
Even Davido talk am for his latest single "fans mi" say he remember when the gurls no dey come around, when he no get money for hin bank account, when the street no dey show him love but nw them dey love him when he don make money
Wizkid self talk am for hin song "wad up" say back in the days when the gurl see him dem no wan tell him wad up, dem talk say hin too dirty.But now wey ma boi don make money, ladies wan die ontop him, he dey bang pus§ys any how.



Make we talk true, nobody loves a broke nigga. undecided undecided

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:31pm On Jun 17, 2015
I can't just imagine some girls bring their friends along, to a supposed date
maybe for some gullible guys, undecided as for me, i will allow you girls to sit down first, then i'll give you my final words an walk out...who bloody cares about reps, among girls!!! undecided

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Nobody: 6:32pm On Jun 17, 2015
1bkaye:
But who told you to be broke?
Good question.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by demmy0325(m): 6:32pm On Jun 17, 2015
undecided
Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by IshilovePleaseNa: 6:32pm On Jun 17, 2015
Nice thread though. Tosyne2much, ma nigga. How far na? You're scarce these days o

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by 2dice(m): 6:34pm On Jun 17, 2015
MzMayD:
hilarious grin
huh ... U can't give broke guy a chance abi...
Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by demmy0325(m): 6:35pm On Jun 17, 2015
IshilovePleaseNa:
Nice thread though. Tosyne2much, ma nigga. How far na? You're scarce these days o
.. Cc. Ishilove..

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by henrylowe(m): 6:35pm On Jun 17, 2015
Tosyne, you are a very brilliant dude no doubt



I too dey gbadun your package.. I have never regretted knowing you offline

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by Flashh: 6:35pm On Jun 17, 2015
Most Nigerian ladies are leeches. undecided
1bkaye:
But who told you to be broke?
Very silly question... If he didn't have now, don't you think you can help him?
deb6:
I'm not on your list
But nobody asked you!

You don't have to deceive yourself always.

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Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by IshilovePleaseNa: 6:35pm On Jun 17, 2015
Ishilove, come lets have a friendly convo. Please don't ban me o or else... You know the koko.
Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by tosyne2much(m): 6:37pm On Jun 17, 2015
IshilovePleaseNa:
Nice thread though. Tosyne2much, ma nigga. How far na? You're scarce these days o
Broda mi, na academic pursuit make my face scarce ooooo cool
Re: 10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy by IshilovePleaseNa: 6:38pm On Jun 17, 2015
demmy0325:
.. Cc. Ish...ilove..
wetin I do you?

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