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xynerise:
Which thing? Talking from experience?

Tashaamania:
This is the reason I hate discussing sensitive issues like this with kids
Can't someone just know something without experiencing it?

Aminat508:
I don break ooo

Fulaboy:
is that why you no invite me over

rosy4u:
Most of them er true...

Midehi:
@ op for once,leave ladies alone & focus on guys too.

haba! na so you dey experiment?

Phikom:
more ink to ur pen bro...try n modify no7...

tosyne2much:
I have done that bro

Thank you so much

englishmart:
And I will simply send you out of my house and sleep.

Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now

Believe me at your own peril
cc: tosyne2much

tosyne2much:
Could you believe someone shared my write-up with me on BBM just now


The person no know say na me be the original writer

tosyne2much:
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tosyne2much:
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Tomfrench:
iron pants don't work these day o..

MzMayD:
its not every time ladies are in the mood you know?

And sometimes guys act like their lives depends on it .

So we gat to bring something up


So don't blame us

Blame guys uncontrollable urge

carzola:
See all of them, Spoilt children..... not even one can read and not comment, even the big boys follow fall their hands..

tosyne2much:
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Truckpusher:
Dem go wear one short tight Jean wey no get button.

Na so me too dey keep scissors for my bedside drawer , turn to tailor sharp sharp.

carzola:
See all of them, Spoilt children..... not even one can read and not comment, even the big boys follow fall their hands..

englishmart:
And I will simply send you out of my house and sleep.