Deejavuu:


Go to a celestial church for deliverance...

Dem need to cary you go waterside

tosyne2much:
[i]

Swagk101:
There's always an alternative...U didn't tell us u gave him Mouthaction

dubylhover:
dat no 5 ,b4 girl visit me,i must stylishly ask wheda shes not on,cos y else wud i want to invite a girl ova,unless its really business

they wud also use false story of rape,so that yu wud pity dm ,all d fake rape pipo always have d same story.d same format,na so me sef go cum d show dm compassion,dy wash head small small,say every girl needs love to b made to her ...
but if i have tins at d back of my mind,and i c dat d girl is not forth coming,i go cut ties immediately oo..

notime

whizqueen:
What I do is that I wear Iron Pant to his house

Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now

Believe me at your own peril
cc: tosyne2much

Truckpusher:
I dun try but but dem reject me o.

Say the demons dem wey sit on top my mata no be for here o.

adeh39:


Lol... mouth action? When I deliberately refused to have sex with him? do you think that will be possible?



#TEAM SCENT

Swagk101:
With God all tins r possible

stephenqueen:
If you don't want ladies to deny you of their pus§y, hustle and make money first. If you get money na pus§y go dey run after you.You think say if osho baba no get money he go get that kin babe .Nobody loves a broke niccur




Hustle and make money and you go lash any pus§y you like. It's just like one verse in the Bible, seek ye the kingtom of God and his righteousness; and all this things shall be added unto you

Dahjhi:




Chaii.. Tosyne don come again.

8.. If she like make she wear metal. I no go even help her when I drive her enter the mood.

9. We do that division of labour. That's why my brothers are around. Even they won't be happy when your sisi visits alone

10. Honestly I don take $ex break her fasting before.. I wait jejeli make her 4 O'clock knack. After that nah Viju. Next nah the full match .
Hish

creepsyme:
am guilty of all except 10 and 7.

tosyne2much:
Oga mi, I throway salute ooooo

I dey fling am back abeg...

IzonOwei:
...oboy I no go die for laugh ooo..chei...I don die finish...

Na so u suppose bro



Me sef just dey laf since

buoye1:
funny tosyn

Bros mi, I dey ground dey throway salute oooo

Kingsasian:
Tosyne my correct guy

Bros, hailing be unto you

Deejavuu:


Hahahahahaha

So you're automatically irredeemable


Hope dey, i will give you one number to call

zik4ever:
We have gotten to the level unfortunately where immorality, fornication, so-called casual sex, extra-marital affairs and debasing of human dignity is openly celebrated. We should rather lament the moral filth, decadence in our society, throwing of human sexuality to the dogs and rampant rape, reckless living in our society. Children, toddlers, babies, infants, housemaids, and even animal pets are being raped and defiled. Its sick and sickening. No wonder marriage and family life has become cheap and divorce is the "new normal". In the time of ignorance God winked at but now commandeth and commendeth every man and woman to repent. Quit sin and repent. Even the rate of teenage and so-called unwanted pregnancy, STDs, VDs, shattered dreams, broken hearts, abused and exploited emotions are ample warning of earthly judgment and eternal judgment in view.

southniyikaye:
that no 9 hen,that one happen wen I dey unilorin.. girl wey I Don dey beg for almost 2yrs just call me one day say she need phone na him I tell am make she come collect am even when he be say na only one i get. I Don sanitize room,on generator, put better film,spray perfume for inside room,set my table with ostrich bakery things,borrow money arrange juice inside fridge come dey wait ...one mind just tell me make I dey outside dey peep.as she enter my street na she with two other girls,see Bleep up! I off phone straight ni O since she no sabi my house before...d thing pain me hen

Hahahahahahaha roflwkmd lmao


You made my nyt

Truckpusher:
Hehe , you wan take style gimme ya number ? Ntoi! I no gree unless you give me public toasting.

Truckpusher:
Hehe , you wan take style gimme ya number ? Ntoi! I no gree unless you give me public toasting.

Bros, I actually thought you have outgrown woman-wrappering

tosyne2much:
Bros, I actually thought you have outgrown woman-wrappering

Deejavuu:





You see why i don't do deals with you. You just dey fall my hand publicly


I'm no longer interested..

Pinocchioo:

oya congratulate the prrson

I have done that already

Truckpusher:
Hehe.

You know that I rove you o.

Deejavuu:


I'm not interested



Your " Rove" na igbo man Rove..


I nor wan hear bicycle story

Dongreatken:
Tosyne2much.. add my moniker for your next topic!! ..

Truckpusher:
Hehe.

You know that I rove you o.

6fit:



meaning seek morney and pv$$y shall be added.......God no yur address oh