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Kisses4rmDxtanx:
she wld ask u abt ur GF or ur Ex as d case may be, na dat won u go dey try 2 convience her nd defend ursef guy b4 u knw her mama dun call her 2 cum home!!!

Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now

Believe me at your own peril
cc: tosyne2much

tosyne2much:
[i]

dubylhover:
shoroniyen

peeparty:
brb

***MODIFY**

@1.i can remember back then usually dont lock my door<because there is a net allready so no time.

recently one requested for ice cream and it was raining that evening.i said ok oya come house come collect am na.thier fada lol




@5.the period thingy is so annoying,me i must make sure i see with my krokro eyez oo before you lev my house oo.

even when i finally see sef omo no time common open the lotto.


@6.na so one come.come the press remote control like say na her papa get am,i quickly tk style enter corridor go off my mama inverter.mk she no press forget say john thomas d wait.




to add to your list

she tells you she ain't taking her shoe off.




And am like shur when time reach we go know.
guys no time oo jack am with the shoe enter d place.
Na dia she go give god the glory
cc
tosyne2much

Truckpusher:
Mumu , she's above 17.
I bet you don't even know this and yet you scream about you being intelligent all day long like a deranged fellow , of course you're totally wacko.
No woman would leave her condo with a known mad man.

hardychris:
but you ladies likes it more than men but pretence will always hold u guys back which is bad

tivta:
. Agreed, but what I hate most is if girls want it they MUST HAVE it or else they say things like"he is screwing someone else, he doesn't love me, he is tired of me, etc" if a man doesn't satisfy her there, then all hell is let loose cause WOMEN are ALWAYS RIGHT...

misspicy:
ehn oro ni

Sagamite:
Paedophile pussi!

Stop chasing, flirting and following kids on NL.

whizqueen:
What I do is that I wear Iron Pant to his house

ronald4lif:
Lol! Oh really. That's creepy.

In the past I never believed whenever a girl tells she's on her monthly flow until I must have confirmed it. But after one incident which I insisted on confirming and saw the sight and which I didn't find pleasant I'd to start believing. How can someone thrust puna in such state?. Konji is really a bastard.

tosyne2much:
Na just once u call my name oooo

tosyne2much:
I promise you that bro

agarawu23:
That moment when you don drink "opa eyin" and "ale" expecting film to show but she arrives with her two friends, you try all possible best to excuse her friends but no way.

I have said it before, its a plan work between her friends, they will be the one to pressure her so she can leave your place in time.

I just pray konji no kill you

agarawu23:
That moment when you don drink "opa eyin" and "ale" expecting film to show but she arrives with her two friends, you try all possible best to excuse her friends but no way.

I have said it before, its a plan work between her friends, they will be the one to pressure her so she can leave your place in time.

I just pray konji no kill you

Truckpusher:
Ugly sonofabitch, you forgot to put up those too many laugh emoticons.

Maybe you don't have access to cheap free crack yet.

tosyne2much:
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whizqueen:
What I do is that I wear Iron Pant to his house

englishmart:
And I will simply send you out of my house and sleep.

dubylhover:
xplain y yu mentioned me d 1st time

Fabdedon:
they would spray Saint Michael perfume
Your deek no go gree rise

tosyne2much:
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tosyne2much:
[i]

misspicy:
i called francababy to come and see ur post in relation to her thread earlier on.

BornnAgainChild:
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open

A lady visited me yesterday "gbaaaam", na so I lock door. The lady stood up immediately and demanded I opened the door, saying she was suffocating of heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn't trust me


Its certain she didnt trust you cos its so sure she noticed you didnt trust yourself either

Konji no get gender equality

Dongreatken:
Correct Guy! If you nid a nice template for your bloq, holla me..

Baba maaaa rush pm you

youngdude1:
OK....behave!

Bros no vex 4me jawe

dubylhover:
owkk..but i thought francababy"s own was in d context of a first time date..mine isnt first time date

Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now

Believe me at your own peril
cc: tosyne2much