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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by tosyne2much(m): 8:39am On Jun 20, 2015
Kisses4rmDxtanx:


she wld ask u abt ur GF or ur Ex as d case may be, na dat won u go dey try 2 convience her nd defend ursef guy b4 u knw her mama dun call her 2 cum home!!!
hahaha cheesy



Funny u cheesy
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by shiki(m): 8:42am On Jun 20, 2015
Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg grin it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight cry i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now embarassed

Believe me at your own peril grin
cc: tosyne2much cool

So UI planned to rape herher shocked
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by TDstarr: 8:50am On Jun 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
[i] grin
number 1 killed me...inside grin
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by misspicy(f): 9:02am On Jun 20, 2015
dubylhover:

shoroniyen undecided
ehn oro ni undecided
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by donifecent(m): 9:07am On Jun 20, 2015
peeparty:
shocked shocked brb

***MODIFY**

@1.i can remember back then usually dont lock my door<because there is a net allready so no time.

recently one requested for ice cream and it was raining that evening.i said ok oya come house come collect am na.thier fada lol




@5.the period thingy is so annoying,me i must make sure i see with my krokro eyez oo before you lev my house oo.

even when i finally see sef omo no time common open the lotto.


@6.na so one come.come the press remote control like say na her papa get am,i quickly tk style enter corridor go off my mama inverter.mk she no press forget say john thomas d wait.




to add to your list

she tells you she ain't taking her shoe off.




And am like shur when time reach we go know.
guys no time oo jack am with the shoe enter d place.
Na dia she go give god the glory
cc
tosyne2much
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Sagamite(m): 9:35am On Jun 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
Mumu , she's above 17.
I bet you don't even know this and yet you scream about you being intelligent all day long like a deranged fellow , of course you're totally wacko.
No woman would leave her condo with a known mad man. grin

Paedophile pussi!

Stop chasing, flirting and following kids on NL.
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:40am On Jun 20, 2015
hardychris:
but you ladies likes it more than men but pretence will always hold u guys back which is bad
no.

Guys feel the urge more wink

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:44am On Jun 20, 2015
tivta:
. Agreed, but what I hate most is if girls want it they MUST HAVE it or else they say things like"he is screwing someone else, he doesn't love me, he is tired of me, etc" if a man doesn't satisfy her there, then all hell is let loose cause WOMEN are ALWAYS RIGHT...
Ha ha ha !!!

Not in all cases tho.
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 9:45am On Jun 20, 2015
[quote author=smileyboy post=34945196][/quote] grin grin grin
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by dubylhover(m): 10:01am On Jun 20, 2015
misspicy:

ehn oro ni undecided

xplain y yu mentioned me d 1st time angry
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Truckpusher(m): 10:24am On Jun 20, 2015
Sagamite:


Paedophile pussi!

Stop chasing, flirting and following kids on NL.
Ugly sonofabitch, grin you forgot to put up those too many laugh emoticons.

Maybe you don't have access to cheap free crack yet. grin

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 10:31am On Jun 20, 2015
whizqueen:
What I do is that I wear Iron Pant to his house grin
If the guy is a welder, you're on a long thing grin
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by mrtidier: 11:11am On Jun 20, 2015
ronald4lif:


Lol! Oh really. That's creepy.

In the past I never believed whenever a girl tells she's on her monthly flow until I must have confirmed it. But after one incident which I insisted on confirming and saw the sight and which I didn't find pleasant I'd to start believing. How can someone thrust puna in such state?. Konji is really a bastard.
grin

Konji is really a bastard. grin
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 11:29am On Jun 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
Na just once u call my name oooo cheesy
OK....behave!
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Dongreatken(m): 11:30am On Jun 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
I promise you that bro cool



Correct Guy! If you nid a nice template for your bloq, holla me..
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by xchrisss90(m): 11:34am On Jun 20, 2015
agarawu23:
That moment when you don drink "opa eyin" and "ale" expecting film to show but she arrives with her two friends, you try all possible best to excuse her friends but no way.

I have said it before, its a plan work between her friends, they will be the one to pressure her so she can leave your place in time.

I just pray konji no kill you cheesy
agarawu23:
That moment when you don drink "opa eyin" and "ale" expecting film to show but she arrives with her two friends, you try all possible best to excuse her friends but no way.

I have said it before, its a plan work between her friends, they will be the one to pressure her so she can leave your place in time.

I just pray konji no kill you cheesy
agarawu23:
That moment when you don drink "opa eyin" and "ale" expecting film to show but she arrives with her two friends, you try all possible best to excuse her friends but no way.

I have said it before, its a plan work between her friends, they will be the one to pressure her so she can leave your place in time.

I just pray konji no kill you cheesy
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Sagamite(m): 11:37am On Jun 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
Ugly sonofabitch, grin you forgot to put up those too many laugh emoticons.

Maybe you don't have access to cheap free crack yet. grin

Paedophile pussi, stop chasing and following young girls on NL. grin
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by emryxleena(m): 11:51am On Jun 20, 2015
girls and their tricks sha.. Lol...d guys still b their papa for minds-game
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Nobody: 11:52am On Jun 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
[i] grin


Guys make us do this, dey behave like dir life depends on it. 1 2 3 4 6 9 na my way. Lol
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by akachi1(f): 11:58am On Jun 20, 2015
whizqueen:
What I do is that I wear Iron Pant to his house grin
lol, iron pant wit padlock by d side lmao
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Monikween(f): 12:06pm On Jun 20, 2015
must u sleep with every babe that visits?... oga o
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by akachi1(f): 12:08pm On Jun 20, 2015
englishmart:
And I will simply send you out of my house and sleep.
so dat d only reason 4 letting me in2 ur house, mtcheeeew... guyyyyyz
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by misspicy(f): 12:12pm On Jun 20, 2015
dubylhover:


xplain y yu mentioned me d 1st time angry
i called francababy to come and see ur post in relation to her thread earlier on.undecided
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by BornnAgainChild(f): 12:14pm On Jun 20, 2015
Fabdedon:
they would spray Saint Michael perfume grin
Your deek no go gree rise grin grin


They must have gotten you severly with this,.#takeheart
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by BornnAgainChild(f): 12:18pm On Jun 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
[i] grin
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open

A lady visited me yesterday "gbaaaam", na so I lock door. The lady stood up immediately and demanded I opened the door, saying she was suffocating of heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn't trust me



Its certain she didnt trust you cos its so sure she noticed you didnt trust yourself either
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by BornnAgainChild(f): 12:23pm On Jun 20, 2015
tosyne2much:
[i] grin

Add this

11),.She wears sanitary pad with tin tomato paste poured on it pretending to be on her period grin (trust me it has always worked wink )

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Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by dubylhover(m): 12:35pm On Jun 20, 2015
misspicy:

i called francababy to come and see ur post in relation to her thread earlier on.undecided

owkk..but i thought francababy"s own was in d context of a first time date..mine isnt first time date
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by tosyne2much(m): 2:29pm On Jun 20, 2015
BornnAgainChild:

1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open

A lady visited me yesterday "gbaaaam", na so I lock door. The lady stood up immediately and demanded I opened the door, saying she was suffocating of heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn't trust me



Its certain she didnt trust you cos its so sure she noticed you didnt trust yourself either
Konji no get gender equality cheesy
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by tosyne2much(m): 2:31pm On Jun 20, 2015
Dongreatken:




Correct Guy! If you nid a nice template for your bloq, holla me..
Baba maaaa rush pm you cheesy
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by tosyne2much(m): 2:32pm On Jun 20, 2015
youngdude1:
OK....behave!
Bros no vex 4me jawe cool
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by misspicy(f): 2:46pm On Jun 20, 2015
dubylhover:


owkk..but i thought francababy"s own was in d context of a first time date..mine isnt first time date

(dat no 5 ,b4 girl visit me,i must stylishly)
(ask wheda shes not on,cos y else wud i want)
(to invite a girl ova,unless its really business)



whether first time date or not,how will a guy have this type of mentality u stated above and not expect nemesis to catch up on his sisters and daughters is beyond me.
i called francababy to come and see how guys like you reason
Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by Cruzeiro(m): 2:53pm On Jun 20, 2015
Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg grin it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight cry i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now embarassed

Believe me at your own peril grin
cc: tosyne2much cool


Orijin101... This guy is too funny abeg grin angry grin angry

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