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Just smile ,that alone will kill her

forgive her and forget, na man wen nor get. level go dey fight with him wife for public.

I'll knock her ferociously until she give up in the fight , stand tall with pride , light a cigarette, inhale one and walk away smiling and winking at people.

I. Won't say a word. When we get home I'll act like nothin happend till we enter d room.after talking it over and I cee she has no excuse, she will have to call all those present to help her beg me b4 dis chapter will close.

I will ask her where she wants to be buried.IN THE BACKYARD? Or AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE HOUSE?







...Quite easily settled(QES)

Na T.K.O sure pass for her

I didn't read that epistle but what I know is that if she slaps me in public or private I'll return the slap. Simple.

I pray it never happens cos I honestly don't know what I'd do. Chai what an embarrassment.

Lemon12:
I will beat her to death ....,

What nonsense !!!

to death?na kirikiri you go end put.

we will turn it to season film ni........koni duro wotan

i will leave the scene at once,lest i forget i will put a full stop in the relationship

I will leave the scene and when we get home she must give me reason for her action,if the reason not reasonable she will go for one month suspension

Nothing of course. but when we get home we'll settle it.

skimarvel:
I will ask her where she wants to be buried.IN THE BACKYARD? Or AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE HOUSE?







...Quite easily settled(QES)

This comment got me

buried for real?

My spouse can't slap me in private not to talk of in public

I will stop assuming

It can't happen in private, let alone public..

MrFairplay4ume:
www.punchng.com/feature/adam-eve/what-will-you-do-if-your-spouse-slaps-you-in-public/

SHALL THANK GOD I NO DEY DATE THOSE ANIMALS (NAIJA WOMEN)

PARADVENTURE I DATE ONE OF THEM AND SHE USE HER DIRTY HAND TAKE SLAP ME

THAT DAY SHE GO KNOW THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN APE AND BABOON

Truckpusher:
I'll knock her ferociously until she give up in the fight , stand tall with pride , light a cigarette, inhale one and walk away smiling and winking at people.

Mouth!!!

You will simply walk away in shame

Xslaze3xd pos =35728343:
She will buy this stuffs to appease the gods of the land;
2 He-goat
7 Tubers of yam
3 gallon of palm wine
4 bunch of unripe plantain
5 aligetor pepper
2 keg of palm oil
with #30, 000 for the gods.

Ure funny thou.+30k sef

Bae poured a bowl of water on me publicly once at the table.

I didnt, revenge,
i didnt touch her
i didnt even say a word

Though in my mind that was the end of the program, but i didnt let her know till i crahed her heart in a trillion pieces and left in a blaze of glory...

Until it happens ( of which it won't o) then I'll know hw to react esp considering what caused d slap. Thanks

Deejavuu:
Mouth!!!

You will simply walk away in shame

Lai Lai o.

You threw away shame and you expect me to feel ashamed ?
Omo! Leave that thing o , we go enter news one hand.

I'LL "SLAP" HER QUIETLY, PRIVATELY; IN MY OWN WAYS... #NoGESTURES

hmmm slap me in public

definitely not gonna return the slap,

trust me I have a thousand ways to make a woman suffer without touching her.

wen I'm done, she will never in her life repeat such nonsense.

I will HUG and give her a KISS

I will surely smile and walk to the nearest aboki store and get a better "burantashi". When she gets home, I would drill all the whole oil in her "oloibiri"

Ishilove and Mymzycoli will definiteltly rush home and post on nairaland for front page Nairalanders and public washing of lingerie.

since me still dey search.....

let me sit down and observe.

Lemon12:
I will beat her to death ....,


What nonsense !!!

Easy naa, she hasn't slapped you already naa. BOXER.

Truckpusher:
Lai Lai o.

You threw away shame and you expect me to feel ashamed ?
Omo! Leave that thing o , we go enter news one hand.

You will make front page on Nairaland.. I wish to be the Op when it happens

Na joke