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Sent into my mail by A disturbed Fellow .Matured advice pls


So my Ex Ghanian Girlfriend and I were talking the other day. She Told I was good and bla bla but she just had to leave ..I told her was d Difference between me and Her new guy and she sent this..Pls I still don't understand ??
My Ghanian Ex said I should figure it out ?? Pls what does it imply ??

Ghanaian girls tho .Is she trying to say I don't buy her plantain Regularly ??

OP I FEEL FOR YOU



YOU ARE DEPRESSED... KPELE

Olodo, sit and stare at those things n.aked until you get the message. If it takes a century then so be it

RaDaZaBaNa:
So my Ex Ghanian Girlfriend and I were talking the other day. She Told I was good and bla bla but she just had to leave ..I told her was d Difference between me and Her new guy and she sent this..Pls I still don't understand ??
My Ghanian Ex said I should figure it out ?? Pls what does it imply ??

So you don't have friends to ask? And you took it to nairaland? Children of nowaways

Gbam ur joystick is small while the current guy joystick is big and brutal

Simple!

You give her "banana" instead of "plantain".

Did I make it any easier?! I guess not.

you are a banana, he's a plantain

Please this Sunday. How did I even open this thread self

rottennaija:
So you don't have friends to ask? And you took it to nairaland? Children of nowaways

Woll up Woll up ..All of them were laughing and said I should find out myself .Even my female friends refused to talk.They said after 24 hrs day will tell me and I can't wait till then ..so Gerra outta here mehn shii

#Faints.

INTROVERT:
Please this Sunday. How did I even open this thread self

So many kids on nairaland these days.

Ur a small banana and he's an over ripe plantain

Ur a bananna means u are too nice.. And he being a plantain means he is hard and rugged...



Some people are just perverts... Lool thinkn she meant his dick is small and the new bf own is big...

I cry for you bro not because of your joystick size. Its because I didn't know you were this dumb.

NONSENSE

Op ask Timaya the plantain seller

Freemanan:

Baba you get cold water for me.. '' '

The op is fooling himself... For him mind him get achievement...

Enter Kingtom '

immortalvoices:
Baba you get cold water for me.. '' '


The op is fooling himself... For him mind him get achievement...


Enter Kingtom '

Lwkmd.... You be werey I swear...
Happy Sunday

adewaletb3:
I cry for you bro not because of your joystick size. Its because I didn't know you were this dumb.

Why are you guys like this?
Laughs and fall off MTN mast... Stopped halfway to drop my iPhone then Continue falling..

See as Op dey lie, na for instagram i first see that pix


But should a lady tell you that, you don't need a prophet or seer to tell you the meaning. The hand writings is on the wall, just move or you go for dick enlargement

But that babe no nice ooo, na only God fit judge that babe

RIP op

See as I just burst into laughter here.
They think I'm going crazy

donbenedict:
Ur a bananna means u are too nice.. And he being a plantain means he is hard and rugged...



Some people are just perverts... Lool thinkn she meant his dick is small and the new bf own is big...

oh I thought as much

Freemanan:
Lwkmd.... You be werey I swear...
Happy Sunday

Happy sunday bro...


Some peeps here can do any foolish thing to get noticed on romance section

donbenedict:
Ur a bananna means u are too nice.. And he being a plantain means he is hard and rugged...



Some people are just perverts... Lool thinkn she meant his dick is small and the new bf own is big...

[size=20pt]The niccur's dìck is small, case closed[/size]

immortalvoices:
Happy sunday bro...


Some peeps here can do any foolish thing to get noticed on romance section

Something I Just noticed... I guess they need folks with guidance words like yourself to put them in their lane...

Teempakguy:

See as I just burst into laughter here.
They think I'm going crazy

My Boss I did same o.... My mum Had to run out.... The Op has been killed... Evils of NL....

stephenqueen:
[size=20pt]The niccur's dìck is small, case closed[/size]

ok.

ur dick is small and d new boyfriend gat long thing!!get it straight!u berra go do dick enlargement or else ur own don finish b dat