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cococandy:
So in other words, you're a hunny niggur willing to put your p3nis in any available hole.
Good for her that she didn't agree to it.
Your goal from the beginning was to get in her pants. I doubt you wanted anything serious.

Now that you've entered this one, it's time to move onto another I guess.

And all these boys are hailing your promiscuity.
All of una Na the same.

and so? Is anything wrong with that?

for ya manly act.... oya grab a coca cola

cococandy:
He could have just told the lady he wanted to have sex.
That's the thing with some of you guys. You don't know what you want. If she opened her legs that first day she went to visit him, he would still be the one to come and open a thread on how she's a hoe and so easy to lay.
If she does otherwise, she's still bad.

It's like there's no way for a lady to be respected in some guys dictionaries. It's in their psych. Do or don't, she will still be damned.

That's why I think she's better off without him and the so called friend.

By the way what's commendable about being a layabout?

but she was chopping the guys money like mad and still form hard to get,how do you explain that?nothing goes for nothing jare.

snakebeat:
Shaarrraap!
Why didn't she tell d op she wasn't interested, instead of milking him alongside her friend? wasn't she given enough time to think abt d guy's proposal? That's selfishness, she wanted to keep d op in d limbo, while she enjoys her life. What the op did is laudable & he deserves accolades...

Don't mind her ...she is pained

softysparky:
See as them guys dey rejoice

before nko,infact this is the only reasonable topic I have read on nairaland this year,hahahaha,true true,guy are getting wiser by the day

Ladies tired of their specie

proxillin:
I met this lady on a social app. She friend-zoned me for some 3 months though I made her realize my intention.

She keeps disturbing me with lengthy chats. She can chat for 24 hours. And that alone was getting on my nerves, that I started snubbing her on chat. I only respond once in a while.

I think she noticed it, she changed her tactics and started flirting..talking dirty and sending me funny pictures of her.

I took it as an invitation, so I brought up the issue of dating again. She said we should meet and discuss it.

We set a date for the date. In the morning of the set date, on whatsap she told me she is coming with a friend of her. I thought she feared for her security and was trying to play safe...I agreed they should come together.

We went to Cumbaland (Indian restaurant)...chop all the choppables (Chop my money). We still continued the discussion, she ended up not giving me any tangible answer.

2 weeks later, she said the weekend will be boring for her, she will be home alone, she said she wants to come to my house. Chaii my head bounced. I was like chaii...this is the opportunity.... On the Saturday morning when I went out to pick her at the bus stop close to my house, I saw a lady beside her, I thought the lady was just a passerby...to found out she was the same friend she brought on the first day (her makeup confused me). They came, I ran my generator for 8 ours they spent with me glued to my DSTV watching telemondo/MTV. She wouldnt even talk to me.

I later invited her to my inner room where I made my move, she refused and started cursing. So I dont want it to turn to a rape scenario, I let her go.

Later on whatsap, I asked why she keeps bringing her friend, she said she cant go anywhere without her.

I said OK...This bad thought just came to my mind. I knew I had nothing to loose again. I have spent already (thats a loss on its own). Nothing can be worse.

So I intentionally invited her over to my house this time...as usual she brought her friend which was part of my plan.

When opportunity presented itself, I collected her friends number. I took a risk, I told her not to tell my girl. To my dismay she cooperated with me, I pinged her on whatsap, she responded and we started flowing just neutrally.

The next time we agreed to go to the beach. I was very surprised to see this girl dressed sexily, even over dressed more than my girl. My eyes stayed glued on her that my girl nearly caught me. May be she did, may be not.

In the night I buzzed her and I told her how sexy she was that day. I told her I felt like kissing and foundling her that day.

She said "you should have done it in front of your girl" jokingly.

I said "Do you know my girl doesnt stop us", she said "Hmmmm"

Shockingly she said "I know there is nothing between you guys"

I was shocked. So my girl told her friend she had nothing for me.

I told the lady, why is she doing this to me? She hasnt given me any answer and when I make any move, she bark like dog. What does she want, shes confusing me....

In short, na so her friend agreed to come to my house alone ooo. It was on a rainy Saturday. She barely enters my house when we started the "You know what " (close your eyes).

I was at my office one day when I saw pings...my girl started blasting...

Why are men like this?
You are a dog
You are not different from others..
Men will always be men ...blah blah blah..

So if u want to date someone, its my friend that you think its right for you to date. You cheated with my friend.

I said "Madam, Let me ask you a question".

"Were we dating?"

She said "No"

I said "So whats your definition of cheating?"

She said "but u have been disturbing me for a while now"

I said "For a while? ooh and you are proud of that? And have you given me any tangible answer?"

She said "why are you impatient?"

I just told her to get a lawyer...she cursed and changed DP to funny images about guys...U know what they do na...

I found out that she read her friends whatsap chat and got to know we were fckng.

Guys....Am i really at fault?

Did I betray her?

one ak47 vodka for you ma niggur

Bro na super star u be jare

make she go hug transformer

Guy.. Na u be Badoooooo!

The op deserves a MON national award #respect

For u guys mind now his perfect n did the wright tin,he just lost his virtue as a man,d ist girl in question gained more,which d loose gf ended up paying with her loose waist,had it been the girl open leg now that's how u will bring it here and say how cheap she was in ur ist meetin with her,there is notin we girls do that please u guys,man u r impatient,u nEed not to even initiate sex @ ist,there r ways u will treat a lady she will b d one to initiate d sex stuff.lock d@ ur dick up,after gettin d sex from her frnd, aw far,u don marry am,u r still sayin she has her p,that's what improper tinkin those.wetin u gain now,u guys r hailing him,did u even tink bfor u start hailing him.has d sex he has been avin with d babe add one inch to him.oga wake up n be patient to get wat u wnt.sex is not love

jemimaa01:
I am not,I am proudly fulani,thank you!

I have got an aunt with that name and shes ijaw.






You are pretty

Gloryblossom:
For u guys mind now his perfect n did the wright tin,he just lost his virtue as a man,d ist girl in question gained more,which d loose gf ended up paying with her loose waist,had it been the girl open leg now that's how u will bring it here and say how cheap she was in ur ist meetin with her,there is notin we girls do that please u guys,man u r impatient,u nEed not to even initiate sex @ ist,there r ways u will treat a lady she will b d one to initiate d sex stuff.lock d@ ur dick up,after gettin d sex from her frnd, aw far,u don marry am,u r still sayin she has her p,that's what improper tinkin those.wetin u gain now,u guys r hailing him,did u even tink bfor u start hailing him.has d sex he has been avin with d babe add one inch to him.oga wake up n be patient to get wat u wnt.sex is not love

If e dey pain you.

Go n get a lawyer

proxillin:
Why?

because u got everytin in a platter of gold but stil made d mistake of asking her to date u. That alone spice up her self defence on u. A gal dat is already bathing u wit too much attention n flirt. She gave u d opportunity to bang her but u messed it up dats why. U don't ask a gal to date u wen she hasn't felt any sexual attraction 4 u. U didn't reciprocate her flirts rather u started asking her to date u. Thats d biggest fuk up u made there. Don't ask a gal out wen u haven't banged her. Bang her b4 u ask her out. Once u bang a gal she is already in ur palm.

you did this to a lady..... all guys are the same








Guy you get mind oh

Youngpo413:
before nko,infact this is the only reasonable topic I have read on nairaland this year,hahahaha,true true,guy are getting wiser by the day

I THINK I HAVE ALREADY GIVEN YOU MY UNINTERRUPTED RESPECT BRO!!

IS THEY ANYTHING HIGHER THAN THIS? IF THERE IS PLS DO LET ME KNOW

Haahha....So make up dey confuse person sotey u no recognise ha friend on ur second meeting!

Gloryblossom:
For u guys mind now his perfect n did the wright tin,he just lost his virtue as a man,d ist girl in question gained more,which d loose gf ended up paying with her loose waist,had it been the girl open leg now that's how u will bring it here and say how cheap she was in ur ist meetin with her,there is notin we girls do that please u guys,man u r impatient,u nEed not to even initiate sex @ ist,there r ways u will treat a lady she will b d one to initiate d sex stuff.lock d@ ur dick up,after gettin d sex from her frnd, aw far,u don marry am,u r still sayin she has her p,that's what improper tinkin those.wetin u gain now,u guys r hailing him,did u even tink bfor u start hailing him.has d sex he has been avin with d babe add one inch to him.oga wake up n be patient to get wat u wnt.sex is not love

WOLF IN A SHEEP CLOTH SPOTTED.

GUYS BEWARE OF THIS WOMAN, THEM CAN LIE LIKE TOMORROW NEVER COMES. BUT THERE ARE REAL AS...... HA....... WO...... IN THE MAKING.

KEEP DECEIVING YOURSELF

Eddodoh:
U r d main man!!! Some gals can be very annoying. Dat serves her right

Seconded!

Smithkline555:
Just get a Lawyer!!!!










See u in court

Johnnoah1st , you are a kid .... go and grow up.

Na U be zhit not me.

sonofananimal1:
I THINK I HAVE ALREADY GIVEN YOU MY UNINTERRUPTED RESPECT BRO!!

IS THEY ANYTHING HIGHER THAN THIS? IF THERE IS PLS DO LET ME KNOW

my chairman,I hail you

[size=15pt]There's something funny about this thread. No single girl commented on the first page. Not even Introvert. Why? [/size]

Bros, you deserve award.

Quote me and you'll get pregnant

Youngpo413:
my chairman,I hail you

YOU ARE WELCOME BROS

cococandy:
So in other words, you're a hunny niggur willing to put your p3nis in any available hole.
Good for her that she didn't agree to it.
Your goal from the beginning was to get in her pants. I doubt you wanted anything serious.

Now that you've entered this one, it's time to move onto another I guess.

And all these boys are hailing your promiscuity.
All of una Na the same.

Does the Op story remind you of your own personal experience with a guy you tried to fool?

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proxillin:
I met this lady on a social app. She friend-zoned me for some 3 months though I made her realize my intention.

She keeps disturbing me with lengthy chats. She can chat for 24 hours. And that alone was getting on my nerves, that I started snubbing her on chat. I only respond once in a while.

I think she noticed it, she changed her tactics and started flirting..talking dirty and sending me funny pictures of her.

I took it as an invitation, so I brought up the issue of dating again. She said we should meet and discuss it.

We set a date for the date. In the morning of the set date, on whatsap she told me she is coming with a friend of her. I thought she feared for her security and was trying to play safe...I agreed they should come together.

We went to Cumbaland (Indian restaurant)...chop all the choppables (Chop my money). We still continued the discussion, she ended up not giving me any tangible answer.

2 weeks later, she said the weekend will be boring for her, she will be home alone, she said she wants to come to my house. Chaii my head bounced. I was like chaii...this is the opportunity.... On the Saturday morning when I went out to pick her at the bus stop close to my house, I saw a lady beside her, I thought the lady was just a passerby...to found out she was the same friend she brought on the first day (her makeup confused me). They came, I ran my generator for 8 ours they spent with me glued to my DSTV watching telemondo/MTV. She wouldnt even talk to me.

I later invited her to my inner room where I made my move, she refused and started cursing. So I dont want it to turn to a rape scenario, I let her go.

Later on whatsap, I asked why she keeps bringing her friend, she said she cant go anywhere without her.

I said OK...This bad thought just came to my mind. I knew I had nothing to loose again. I have spent already (thats a loss on its own). Nothing can be worse.

So I intentionally invited her over to my house this time...as usual she brought her friend which was part of my plan.

When opportunity presented itself, I collected her friends number. I took a risk, I told her not to tell my girl. To my dismay she cooperated with me, I pinged her on whatsap, she responded and we started flowing just neutrally.

The next time we agreed to go to the beach. I was very surprised to see this girl dressed sexily, even over dressed more than my girl. My eyes stayed glued on her that my girl nearly caught me. May be she did, may be not.

In the night I buzzed her and I told her how sexy she was that day. I told her I felt like kissing and foundling her that day.

She said "you should have done it in front of your girl" jokingly.

I said "Do you know my girl doesnt stop us", she said "Hmmmm"

Shockingly she said "I know there is nothing between you guys"

I was shocked. So my girl told her friend she had nothing for me.

I told the lady, why is she doing this to me? She hasnt given me any answer and when I make any move, she bark like dog. What does she want, shes confusing me....

In short, na so her friend agreed to come to my house alone ooo. It was on a rainy Saturday. She barely enters my house when we started the "You know what " (close your eyes).

I was at my office one day when I saw pings...my girl started blasting...

Why are men like this?
You are a dog
You are not different from others..
Men will always be men ...blah blah blah..

So if u want to date someone, its my friend that you think its right for you to date. You cheated with my friend.

I said "Madam, Let me ask you a question".

"Were we dating?"

She said "No"

I said "So whats your definition of cheating?"

She said "but u have been disturbing me for a while now"

I said "For a while? ooh and you are proud of that? And have you given me any tangible answer?"

She said "why are you impatient?"

I just told her to get a lawyer...she cursed and changed DP to funny images about guys...U know what they do na...

I found out that she read her friends whatsap chat and got to know we were fckng.

Guys....Am i really at fault?

Did I betray her?

[/s]
You are nothing but a silly fat fart fùck senseless goat.

So you can't date a a girl without wanting to fùck her?
Is sex food
I just pray all your sisters too get fùcked and jilted the way you've become doing to other girls

firstolalekan:
my mother's asss was raped by me

ok

cyprus000:
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You are the man of the year
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About the @embolded..

Na their way
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I tells u, he deserves a standing ovation because a br3ast in ur mouth is better than two inside bRa. #rotfl

Themonster:
After acting porn with dogs, monkeys and pigs for 30 years, my whòre mother is now living with aids, Herpes and hepatitis

You must be sick Are you sure of this?

imsuboi:
[size=20pt] go get a lawyer [/size]

firstolalekan:

You are nothing but a silly fat fart fùck senseless goat.

So you can't date a a girl without wanting to fùck her?
Is sex food
I just pray all your sisters too get fùcked and jilted the way you've become doing to other girls

Who jilted who? Are you sure you read the story very well? Would you call that a relationship?