Nnemuka:

Skilled men are scarce, no time to teach some guy how to satisfy a lady.

Based on what sample space...

The problem is, ladies dont communicate.

Love making is different from sex.

90% of Nigerian guys have sex...but not the other

proxillin:


depart from me o yee devil

see person wey dey tell us say he dey illegally nack anoda man pikin dey call me devil...

So hwfar na....

u don dump her abi u still dey help her arrange her díldos

misspicy:

You are encouraging fornication

you can always go for confession.

which is a bigger evil sodomy or fornication lol

proxillin:


Based on what sample space...

The problem is, ladies dont communicate.

Love making is different from sex.

90% of Nigerian guys have sex...but not the other

Good. If 90 percent are terrible we rather stay alone till we meet one out of the 10percent.

ooo sorry. make it less hectic..lol

Cutehector:
pretty cool.. Hectic monday...

proxillin:


In other word, you are a member of Vaseline association of Nigeria

Worry about your girlfriend not me.

Nnemuka:

Good. If 90 percent are terrible we rather stay alone till we meet one out of the 10percent.

Communication is key...Let us know your anatomy.

Let us know where to touch...where to stimulate...

When to insert

when not to...

Nigerian girls just lie down on the bed and late come out to complain about how sex is painful

sinestro24:

you can always go for confession.
which is a bigger evil sodomy or fornication lol

Do you know that stealing and killing attracts the same repercussion?

Hellfire awaits both

sinestro24:


way of stopping someone addicted to masturbation, is for them to make a conscious effort to avoid porn ( i noticed it is a big catalyst) and not masturbate, girls should get some d1ck into their lives while guys should get some possy

You see that shít?

dat shít ryt there is why you mah niggh.

#ThugLife

Nnemuka:

Skilled men are scarce, no time to teach some guy how to satisfy a lady.

skilled women can get an unskilled guy to give them an 0rgasm

The best way to stop wanking is to find true love and have a good sex life with the true love

Articul8:
Worry about your girlfriend not me.

No mate..we need to address your issue too

IamLEGEND1:


You see that shít?

dat shít ryt there is why you mah niggh.

#ThugLife

lol nice one bro

proxillin:


Communication is key...Let us know your anatomy.

Let us know where to touch...where to simulate...

When to insert

when not to...

Nigerian girls just lie down on the bed and late come out to complain about how sex is painful

Only a patient man is interested in knowing when to insert or not but sadly 90percent men (according to you) arent patient enough. They all wanna have sex when they are hard.
Make your girlfriend crave for you and stop exposing her.

Nnemuka:

Only a patient man is interested in knowing when to insert or not but sadly 90percent men (according to you) arent patient enough. They all wanna have sex when they are hard.
Make your girlfriend crave for you and stop exposing her.

She is not my girlfriend. Gone are those days...that was my NYSC wife

sinestro24:


skilled women can get an unskilled guy to give them an 0rgasm

Wont it be embarassing telling a guy he's actually in the wrong hole?

Nnemuka:

Wont it be embarassing telling a guy he's actually in the wrong hole?

Not that bad na...

trapQ:
ooo sorry. make it less hectic..lol

that's why I'v been expectin ur call

Nnemuka:

Wont it be embarassing telling a guy he's actually in the wrong hole?

if wrong hole is your biggest issue, trust me, boys as young as 14 already know the right hole, even grown men still make errors while is session

proxillin:




Not that bad na...

You never can tell

Nnemuka:

You never can tell

Trust me ...Its instinct...even a first timer will not miss target.

Its auto-focus

misspicy:
Op do u want to hear the truth

What truth?

IamLEGEND1:


She probably wasnt getting that much dîck before u came along(some girls are shy like dat)

So she resorted to the only viable option she had: Masturbatiön

ur kondo was supposed to be the escape hatch from her masturbatîon hell

You were supposed to be her liberator...

Her knight in awesome skinny jeans

bt No.......YOU FAILED HER!!

Scratch dat
YOU FAILED THE WHOLE COMMUNITY OF PENÏS OWNERS.

jaytee01:
What truth?

Read the whole comments

jaytee01:

misspicy:

Read the whole comments

No truth yet...waiting for it

proxillin:

No truth yet...waiting for it

Check ur mentions

Nnemuka:

You never can tell

it'll be fun seeing u knacking

misspicy

juddexy2:
it'll be fun seeing u knacking

You sound like someone i know. He used "knacking" at some point.

harffie:

I just leaked a secret for you guys abi

Nnemuka:

You sound like someone i know. He used "knacking" at some point.

sister are you saying even a man with small/average deek can satisfy so far he does pre intimacy well,enters the right hole,talks sweet etc? or could it be as a result of a wide hole ?