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| Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 10:38pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear There wide spread of ignorance today among younger folks and this is partly due to recent development in social networking. They grow up oblivious of certain inestimable facts needed for a fabulous experience in marriage. Let me tell you: It's not because you're too fat or too slim that's why he left or haven't even come around. Most of the times, we aren't really, truly ready and ripe for marriage. In that situation, some things most singles don't wanna hear are; 1. You're getting old and your freshness fading; start preparing to really be a husband/ wife. All these walking around tying wrapper over your upper region, e- begging of card and money on the internet as if the guys are owing you, Quit it already. Forget picmix, it too shall pass. 2. Without Superb culinary skills, your hubby might be enticed by an "Ekaete". Never underestimate the power of a delicious, well-served afang soup. It's like venison to the soul! 3. Beauty is never enough, Bum & Boobs are gonna get rough. Character will stay tough. Character is seen in two: Patience and Love. 21st century singles need to understand this. 4. The habits you don't subdue as a single has 70% chance showing up in your marriage. Haha! The difference between the Married guy and the Single guy, most times, it's just the ring. The ring is not like "Lord of the Ring" that has inbuilt power. An average man hides his ring to get fresh "interns" 5. Leave your father's house. Are we in the old testament? (males only) You're 30 and still in daddy's house, please find a way out. Be a man and taste the feeling "living alone" brings. Staying alone teaches you something. Hmm! 6. Ladies are ladies when they receive from their man- it will never change. The earlier you get it in your skull, the easier it will be. However, she might give for love but trust me, you'll pay back! 50% increase!  7. The Romantic part of your spouse will end between 6 - 18 months of your marriage. How ready are you to be flexible, diplomatic, forgiving and patient? Get ready to hear his snoring, perhaps like that of a cricket! Do you know she can fart? Hmm! 8. Why you're advised to ignore a man with television and pursue he with vision is because vision can get you more than a 100 television. Be smart! 9. If you get married just because she is good in bed or because he is a s*x machine; after having marathon of it, what else will you guys be doing together? So, marry one whose life and dreams interest you, in certain degree. Have you met a guy/girl who is into what you love? As you discuss with him, there is a kinda connection. That connection is and should be the basis for choosing a life partner and NOT he has a big 'kini' or she is smoking hot! 10. The man is the Head (Isi) of the family- what that means is, he is the head. Don't fight it. (Even female lions know better, lol) Actually if you do, some may not notice, but others won't let you because it is just in- born, you know. I know ladies who are born control-freaks. It's okay as long as he is okay with it. BTW, the woman is a help to the man (feminists don't wanna hear this.). She won't feel complete until she has a man by her. Forget gays, they are awkward! You may be guilty one way or another, that's why I opened the thread. Everyone needs to learn more. G'nyt 197 Likes 28 Shares |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by badaoyeyemi(f): 10:39pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
....hmmm hmmmm clears throat bonjour monsieur et mademoiselle sorry for coming late for d construction of ma house on dis beautiful piece of land...I had to go hustle for money u know d country is hard nau....I didn't know dis thread has gotten to d promise land....merci 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 10:39pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
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| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Akkord4gov: 10:42pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Like u have said "goodnight" This thread isn't actually for me. 2 Likes |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by badaoyeyemi(f): 10:43pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Jacksparrow0712:woah so u can see people life...datz impressive... so ow does it look like 4 Likes |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 10:45pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
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| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by jashar(f): 10:45pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
tell us o jare.... 1 Like |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by ellapius(f): 11:24pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
counsellor everywhere. sMH.... 8 Likes |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by OluwaChinenyenwa: 11:50pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
ellapius:As in eeh Even those that haven't reevaluated their own lives will come on NL and be a path way to a successful life.. I laugh in India. Nehinehinehi..  Only if marriage was the shortcut to ending my problems  I would have gotten married to Le boo before now.. 21 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by DharmyYinks: 12:08am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Hmmm Wonders shall neva end. Abeg wetin man no go see. *flushes thread* 2 Likes |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Houseofglam7(f): 12:54am On Aug 05, 2015 |
@Op, you try. Some peeps could find it insightful and useful 5 Likes |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Adaeze003(f): 1:14am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Hmm... |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by teddybear007(f): 1:31am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Well said, though to some extent. Gracias |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 5:20am On Aug 05, 2015 |
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| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 5:20am On Aug 05, 2015 |
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| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 5:37am On Aug 05, 2015 |
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| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 5:40am On Aug 05, 2015 |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 5:41am On Aug 05, 2015 |
OluwaChinenyenwa: This lady... What sin have I committed this time? |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 5:43am On Aug 05, 2015 |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by IamLEGEND1: 6:05am On Aug 05, 2015 |
i'm not married but i'm not sure any of the above applies to me. 1. My middle name is FreshDude (no joke). I'm not the fat,flabby type. 2. i know this is for the ladies, but i am a superb chef #AbsolutelySuperb 3. beauty.. and in guy's case handsomeness doesnt last forever, but i think i will push the validity of ur argument to the brink.....just ask for my selfie in 80yrs. #MyCharacterNoCarryLastToo 4.I cant really think of something i want to subdue right now, maybe i might develop a bad habit in a few years time. but for now #I'mStainlesslyClean 5. I dont have a house of my own(yet) but that mostly has to do with the fact that i'm still an undergraduate. i'm not dangote's son.(and i'm not above 30) #SoYouCantReallBlameMe. 6. There is no magarization in my dictionary,i'm a generous person bt if you attempt to test ur gold-digging skills on me....i walk #NoTime 7.i am a tolerant person. even before getting married. i have had to put up with habits (schl roomies) that are far worse than what she has...We work on the ones we can work on together bt if not... #iCanTolerate 8.I am still an undergraduate so, doesnt apply.But having a Tv doesnt hurt though.saves you the stress of taking her to the movies..except on occasions where u want to treat her to something nice. #GirlsLoveAspecialOccasion 9.well I am a total freak in the sheets..... so with the other side-attractions i possess, this doesnt hurt my chances at all. #ItOnlyMakesMyMarketSellMore 10. My role as the head was never in question.. AND THAT, LADIES & GENTLEMEN IS HOW WE ROLL #ThankYou 22 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 7:26am On Aug 05, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1: Under graduate...  You sound polite so I better go with that- Nice.  4 Likes |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 7:47am On Aug 05, 2015 |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by badaoyeyemi(f): 9:16am On Aug 05, 2015 |
emusmith:hmmmmmm |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 9:32am On Aug 05, 2015 |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by IamLEGEND1: 9:38am On Aug 05, 2015 |
emusmith:no be everybody wey be old man na.... and thank you very much, even though gurgle doesnt concur with you on that last part..... She thinks i'm slowly working my way over to the dark side. |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by potolistic(m): 9:47am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Hmmmm |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Toks2008(m): 9:48am On Aug 05, 2015 |
emusmith: Number 4 so on point. For instance i don't know how to philander despite the fact that people see me as too cute to be with a lady but i have lived all my life being faithful to one lady and even now that i have all the chance in the world to philander as a single guy,i still can't find myself doing that and this bothers me to the extent that i began to think if im really ok. Yes im very sexually active and crazy but i still can't philander maybe due to the fact that since i was 13 i have turned Jesus boy so the habits of been decent has been engraved in my body,soul and spirit so you are right bro.What you do as a single person will likely follow you into marriage. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 9:54am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Toks2008: Thanks, Jesus boy |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 9:54am On Aug 05, 2015 |
IamLEGEND1: Lol. Who is she? |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Omotayor123(f): 9:56am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Number 1is so on point. |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by Nobody: 9:59am On Aug 05, 2015 |
| Re: Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear. by IamLEGEND1: 10:01am On Aug 05, 2015 |
emusmith:mah wife (to be) |
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